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(WTKR)   Skeleton found in North Carolina with clothing and personal items belonging to person from Pennsylvania who clearly doesn't know where his respawn point is   (wtkr.com) divider line 34
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2013-11-20 08:40:51 AM
Or forgot to bind in the nearby city and is still on the corpse run.
 
2013-11-20 09:10:13 AM

clearly doesn't know where his respawn point is


According to TFA the body was found in a wooded area. Looks like the victim was a camper.
 
2013-11-20 09:14:43 AM
Wow, what a headline.
 
2013-11-20 09:15:18 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: clearly doesn't know where his respawn point is


According to TFA the body was found in a wooded area. Looks like the victim was a camper.


BS, skeletons do not camp.  Maybe zombies, but I can't see a skeleton camping.
 
2013-11-20 09:15:47 AM
In other news, there's a spawncamper living in North Carolina
 
2013-11-20 09:19:16 AM
Today is the day where headlines become funny and clever again?

Nice job subby!
 
2013-11-20 09:19:57 AM
FTA: On Monday, investigators found what they believe to be skeletal remains of a human being, as well as personal belongings, in a wooded area in Elizabeth City, police tell NewsChannel 3.

They believe? Do they have faith?
Do the police not know what a human skeleton looks like?
 
2013-11-20 09:20:38 AM
Paulie Walnuts?
 
2013-11-20 09:21:13 AM
Will, someone push 'select' already and give him a life? I'm on my last one
 
2013-11-20 09:24:47 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: FTA: On Monday, investigators found what they believe to be skeletal remains of a human being, as well as personal belongings, in a wooded area in Elizabeth City, police tell NewsChannel 3.

They believe? Do they have faith?
Do the police not know what a human skeleton looks like?


Know how I know you've never been to Elizabeth City?
 
2013-11-20 09:30:22 AM
Something probably happened to his bed at home. He just popped at the original spawn in the woods. He's still got five minutes to get his stuff once he gets within range of his death point.
 
2013-11-20 09:32:23 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: FTA: On Monday, investigators found what they believe to be skeletal remains of a human being, as well as personal belongings, in a wooded area in Elizabeth City, police tell NewsChannel 3.

They believe? Do they have faith?
Do the police not know what a human skeleton looks like?


A lot of times animal remains are mistaken for human remains.  It could have been an escaped circus bear wearing one of those cute little costumes.  Police should look around for a little bicycle.
 
2013-11-20 09:37:04 AM
Elizabeth City has A wooded area?
 
2013-11-20 09:58:15 AM
Still not as good as a headless body in a topless bar.
 
2013-11-20 10:09:46 AM
What the hell is US 17 North Road Street? Is it a road? Is it a street?
 
2013-11-20 10:12:43 AM
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
Shrugs.

Obscure?
 
2013-11-20 10:33:24 AM
 
2013-11-20 10:52:36 AM

tillerman35: HotIgneous Intruder: FTA: On Monday, investigators found what they believe to be skeletal remains of a human being, as well as personal belongings, in a wooded area in Elizabeth City, police tell NewsChannel 3.

They believe? Do they have faith?
Do the police not know what a human skeleton looks like?

A lot of times animal remains are mistaken for human remains.  It could have been an escaped circus bear wearing one of those cute little costumes.  Police should look around for a little bicycle.


Apparently it's not unusual for police to get called over things like abandoned anatomy class skeletons or animal bones. Some kids throw one in a field, years later someone finds it and freaks out.
 
2013-11-20 10:59:57 AM
Obviously not playing CoD Ghosts as he'd know his spawn point is exactly 1 second in some random direction from where he just died.
 
2013-11-20 11:00:18 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: FTA: On Monday, investigators found what they believe to be skeletal remains of a human being, as well as personal belongings, in a wooded area in Elizabeth City, police tell NewsChannel 3.

They believe? Do they have faith?
Do the police not know what a human skeleton looks like?


Or it could have been a coyote or bear with clothing and personal belongings.
 
2013-11-20 11:28:27 AM
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Time to run back and find my stuff!
 
2013-11-20 11:30:35 AM
So he had Pennsylvania ID on him and they are trying to figure out who it is.... uhh....is it too blurry to read or something?
 
2013-11-20 11:40:59 AM
Chester Copperpot
 
2013-11-20 11:43:22 AM
This is why you never go AFK before you release to your bind point - your corpse rots and you lose your gear.
 
2013-11-20 11:44:17 AM

berylman: So he had Pennsylvania ID on him and they are trying to figure out who it is.... uhh....is it too blurry to read or something?


The person may have had a Pennsylvania ID, but that might not necessarily be the actual ID of the remains. Granted, it's most likely his ID, but I guess they'll research dental records of something to make sure the ID and skeleton match.
 
2013-11-20 11:59:32 AM

berylman: So he had Pennsylvania ID on him and they are trying to figure out who it is.... uhh....is it too blurry to read or something?


He hadn't renewed his ID since become a skeleton.
 
2013-11-20 12:06:22 PM
There are no respawn points in RL!

/boomheadshot!
 
2013-11-20 12:33:15 PM
lol'd much

/going to hell obviously

//will bring back a stack of netherrack to share
 
2013-11-20 12:47:21 PM
Aww crap, I'm on Faydwer!? WTH was I thinking hunting in Emerald Jungle without a rebind?  Gah!

www.unwinnable.com
 
2013-11-20 01:38:17 PM

kokomo61: Was it Ray Gricar?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Gricar


Nope.  It was Cindy Song.
 
2013-11-20 04:36:32 PM
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Best. Mugshot. Ever.
 
2013-11-20 05:34:11 PM

Seraphym: Aww crap, I'm on Faydwer!? WTH was I thinking hunting in Emerald Jungle without a rebind?  Gah!

[www.unwinnable.com image 432x323]


Just head to the lobby, summon and rez your corpse, go to POK and take the Cabilis stone to Field of Bone and then run to Emerald Jungle.
 
2013-11-20 06:13:34 PM
It works like this: the greenbelts, parks and every damn grassy or wooded in-between area around Austin are filled with homeless camps. Some of these homeless fill their campsite with things stolen from nearby homes and parking lots. The owners of some of these things can be identified. ID cards. Medicine bottles. Postal addresses on mail, magazines. Serial numbers. If you find these things next to a body, it does not necessarily mean that the belongings identify the deceased.

I'll let y'all work out the rest
 
2013-11-21 12:17:41 AM
Poor guy's ghost is probably standing out there wondering when *someone* is going to give him a rez.
 
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