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2013-11-20 06:44:03 AM  
DRINK
 
2013-11-20 06:48:48 AM  
hey, at least this time zimmerman didn't actually kill anyone.  he only threatened to kill them.  so that's kind of like progress, right?
 
2013-11-20 07:12:44 AM  
Bet he has a gun next time he's arrested.
 
2013-11-20 07:49:17 AM  
Even the freepers are starting to abandon ship on this guy.  So who's next in line to be the archetypal "good guy with a gun"?
 
2013-11-20 08:10:00 AM  

dookdookdook: So who's next in line to be the archetypal "good guy with a gun"?


Name a single person who has ever been killed with a gun.

You can't.

epic_thread_victory.jpg
 
2013-11-20 08:18:28 AM  
Perfect! I hope that pussy sharts his pants hourly.
 
2013-11-20 08:32:05 AM  
I think the guy is slime.

But, really, it's not inconceivable that the only women who'd be with him would be batshait crazy.
 
2013-11-20 08:32:38 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Name a single person who has ever been killed with a gun.


Trayvon Martin
 
2013-11-20 08:45:24 AM  

RedPhoenix122: Mike_LowELL: Name a single person who has ever been killed with a gun.

Trayvon Martin


He was killed with a bullet.
 
2013-11-20 08:49:31 AM  

nekom: RedPhoenix122: Mike_LowELL: Name a single person who has ever been killed with a gun.

Trayvon Martin

He was killed with a bullet.


So you're saying the better example would be Matthew Sheppard.
 
2013-11-20 08:51:00 AM  

RexTalionis: nekom: RedPhoenix122: Mike_LowELL: Name a single person who has ever been killed with a gun.

Trayvon Martin

He was killed with a bullet.

So you're saying the better example would be Matthew Sheppard.


The first thing I thought was "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite gun on the Citadel."

/Going to hell.
 
2013-11-20 08:52:49 AM  
RexTalionis:
So you're saying the better example would be Matthew Sheppard.

Absolutely, at least being struck by a gun was a contributing factor.  I'm sure somewhere in human history somebody was in a warehouse full of guns and had a crate of them fall on them, crushing them to death.
 
2013-11-20 09:01:15 AM  

nekom: RexTalionis:
So you're saying the better example would be Matthew Sheppard.

Absolutely, at least being struck by a gun was a contributing factor.  I'm sure somewhere in human history somebody was in a warehouse full of guns and had a crate of them fall on them, crushing them to death.


Do bayonets count if they were attached to the rifle?
 
2013-11-20 09:02:47 AM  
Carefully note how trouble finds some people.
 
2013-11-20 09:05:16 AM  

nekom: RedPhoenix122: Mike_LowELL: Name a single person who has ever been killed with a gun.

Trayvon Martin

He was killed with a bullet.


Think of all the money the army could save by only issuing bullets!

/off to write my congressman
 
2013-11-20 09:05:54 AM  
More like "It is now safe to be approached by George Zimmerman while you are carrying Skittles."
 
2013-11-20 09:06:03 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Carefully note how trouble finds some people.


Truer words...
 
2013-11-20 09:06:24 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-20 09:07:01 AM  

nekom: RexTalionis:
So you're saying the better example would be Matthew Sheppard.

Absolutely, at least being struck by a gun was a contributing factor.  I'm sure somewhere in human history somebody was in a warehouse full of guns and had a crate of them fall on them, crushing them to death.


That was 90% gravity.
 
2013-11-20 09:07:54 AM  
If that man is breathing, it's not safe to approach him at all.

Why the FSM doesn't get tired of some people and shuffle them off this mortal coil is beyond me.
 
2013-11-20 09:08:20 AM  
I read TFA and I bet his only mistake was thinking the woman would be reasonable. He probably never thought that she would pull the old "I'm pregnant and batshait nuts and you're going to jail for assault" then tell the cops she never said she was pregnant and that he went cray cray.

I'm betting he just wanted his Xbox and then wanted to GTFO.

Never return to crazy if you accidentally fell down and your dick landed in it.
 
2013-11-20 09:08:29 AM  
We told him not to murder people and he did that anyway.

Why wouldn't he still have a weapon on him.
 
2013-11-20 09:08:37 AM  
This guy leads a pretty interesting life, he's like florida's version of  Ernest Hemingway.
 
2013-11-20 09:10:04 AM  

nekom: RedPhoenix122: Mike_LowELL: Name a single person who has ever been killed with a gun.

Trayvon Martin

He was killed with a bullet.


So if I drive a car and kill someone we can blame the car and not me?  Where do you live again?
 
2013-11-20 09:10:17 AM  

Mike_LowELL: dookdookdook: So who's next in line to be the archetypal "good guy with a gun"?

Name a single person who has ever been killed with a gun.

You can't.

epic_thread_victory.jpg


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Is there no end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?
 
2013-11-20 09:10:19 AM  

Diogenes: I think the guy is slime.

But, really, it's not inconceivable that the only women who'd be with him would be batshait crazy.


Maybe she wasn't all to bright to begin with (Note her failed fundraising attempt), and when he got off and told her he actually got away with murder, she lost her shiat.
 
2013-11-20 09:10:26 AM  

sno man: Bet he has a gun next time he's arrested.


Well sure, he has to protect himself, right? You never know when some crazy person is going to accost you and threaten your safety for little or no reason.
 
2013-11-20 09:11:57 AM  

Headso: This guy leads a pretty interesting life, he's like florida's version of  Ernest Hemingway.


Did Ernest Hemingway kill a young black kid and lie about it? Interesting.
 
2013-11-20 09:11:58 AM  
Hey Zim if you dont end up in jail move the fark outta Florida to the middle of nowhere.
 
2013-11-20 09:12:17 AM  
I hope the Neighborhood Watch is keeping an eye on him.
 
2013-11-20 09:13:36 AM  

groppet: Hey Zim if you dont end up in jail move the fark outta Florida to the middle of nowhere.


Move to MS where they're more likely to tolerate your racist ass.  And probably elect you Governor.
 
2013-11-20 09:15:09 AM  

corq: DRINK


<font color="purple">DRANK</font>
 
2013-11-20 09:15:44 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Headso: This guy leads a pretty interesting life, he's like florida's version of  Ernest Hemingway.

Did Ernest Hemingway kill a young black kid and lie about it? Interesting.


Read his books.  It's all metaphor.  The marlin was totally a black teenager.
 
2013-11-20 09:15:53 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Headso: This guy leads a pretty interesting life, he's like florida's version of  Ernest Hemingway.

Did Ernest Hemingway kill a young black kid and lie about it? Interesting.


The Old Man and the Sea was a coded confession.
 
2013-11-20 09:16:07 AM  

Headso: This guy leads a pretty interesting life, he's like florida's version of  Ernest Hemingway.


Ernest Hemingway was Florida's version of Ernest Hemingway. Because he lived in Florida. Florida.
 
2013-11-20 09:16:42 AM  
whoa, almost a weird simulpost
 
2013-11-20 09:16:46 AM  
Lol you people getting trolled by Mike in a Zimmerman thread.
 
2013-11-20 09:17:48 AM  

TNel: Where do you live again?


In the real world. You've never been.
 
2013-11-20 09:18:12 AM  

neversubmit: corq: DRINK

<font color="purple">DRANK</font>


Did they ever make up their mind on whether Martin was going to be on/was on codeine cough syrup or dxm?
 
2013-11-20 09:20:05 AM  
Every single human being ever to have died has died of hypoxia.

I will take up the mantle for Zim.

You guys are going to look pretty funny when it comes out that he was just packing, in the "I was moving out" sense, vice the "I am  holding and threatening people with it" sense. Once again, b*ches be cray cray. Pregnant women can often become quite hysterical over nothing. I have seen it first hand multiple times.
 
2013-11-20 09:22:12 AM  

Headso: whoa, almost a weird simulpost


Great twisted minds, as they say.
 
2013-11-20 09:26:06 AM  

skozlaw: TNel: Where do you live again?

In the real world. You've never been.


Damn it I took the wrong pill from Morpheus again?  Saying guns don't kill people bullets do is the dumbest statement you can ever make.
 
2013-11-20 09:30:17 AM  
I wonder how proud that douche who raised money to get Zimmerman a new gun after his trial is feeling today?
 
2013-11-20 09:31:19 AM  

TNel: Saying guns don't kill people bullets do is the dumbest statement you can ever make.


Oooh... no... no.... I'm sure there are far stupider things to be said. I'd bet far stupider things will be said in this thread before lunch.
 
2013-11-20 09:31:23 AM  

Mike_LowELL: dookdookdook: So who's next in line to be the archetypal "good guy with a gun"?

Name a single person who has ever been killed with a gun.

You can't.

epic_thread_victory.jpg


http://articles.courant.com/2010-11-03/community/hc-waterbury-pistol -w hip-death-1104-20101103_1_baldwin-st-police-pistol
 
2013-11-20 09:31:43 AM  

monoski: I wonder how proud that douche who raised money to get Zimmerman a new gun after his trial is feeling today?


Angry at the liberal media for smearing such an upstanding citizen such as George Zimmerman.
 
2013-11-20 09:32:15 AM  

sammyk: Perfect! I hope that pussy sharts his pants hourly.


I see him as someone with whom not to fark.
 
2013-11-20 09:32:19 AM  

skozlaw: Oooh... no... no.... I'm sure there are far stupider things to be said. I'd bet far stupider things will be said in this thread before lunch.


Like I'm dumb enough to bet against that.
 
2013-11-20 09:34:47 AM  
For the record.

George Zimmerman is walking around these days without a weapon.

Just saying.  In case anyone has nothing to do today...
 
2013-11-20 09:34:51 AM  

vudukungfu: I read TFA and I bet his only mistake was thinking the woman would be reasonable. He probably never thought that she would pull the old "I'm pregnant and batshait nuts and you're going to jail for assault" then tell the cops she never said she was pregnant and that he went cray cray.

I'm betting he just wanted his Xbox and then wanted to GTFO.

Never return to crazy if you accidentally fell down and your dick landed in it.


This is the third time that a SO has accused hm of abuse or threats.  I don't think it is the women who are crazy.
 
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