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(Chicago Bears)   Bears players head to tornado-ravaged Illinois communities to help out - none of which would have been necessary if they'd just stationed Ditka on the western border of the state so that the tornadoes would've been scared down to Kentucky   (chicagobears.com) divider line 15
    More: Interesting, Kentucky, Mike Ditka, Illinois, Coal City, relief efforts, Robbie Gould, Halas Hall, Bear games  
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298 clicks; posted to Sports » on 20 Nov 2013 at 1:28 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-20 12:37:45 AM  
They'd have been scared back into the sky as soon as they saw Drew and the squirrel standing at the Kentucky border.
 
2013-11-20 12:54:29 AM  
Zack Bowman

He had a bunch of blankets to give out, he made them from all of the penalty flags he accumulated last week.
 
2013-11-20 01:34:43 AM  
But what if the Tornado's name was Ditka?
 
2013-11-20 01:38:44 AM  
Wouldn't have helped.  Those tornadoes were expressly allowed by the will of Ditka.

Da Coach hath given, and da Coach hath taken away.  Blessed be da name of da Coach.
 
2013-11-20 03:06:59 AM  
Dont send culter.  He will give toss the aid to the tornados
 
2013-11-20 03:18:44 AM  
The tornadoes appeared because the bears SUCK

/packers fan
//have already donated $$ to help victims of tornadoe
 
2013-11-20 07:06:34 AM  
Gould was joined by defensive backs Zack Bowman and Sherrick McManis, linebacker Blake Costanzo, and former Bears Anthony Adams, Rashied Davis and Tom Zbikowski.

WTF, Rookies? Get your asses out there.


kkinnison: The tornadoes appeared because the bears SUCK

/packers fan
//have already donated $$ to help victims of tornadoe


l3.yimg.com
 
2013-11-20 07:18:57 AM  

abhorrent1: Gould was joined by defensive backs Zack Bowman and Sherrick McManis, linebacker Blake Costanzo, and former Bears Anthony Adams, Rashied Davis and Tom Zbikowski.

WTF, Rookies? Get your asses out there.


kkinnison: The tornadoes appeared because the bears SUCK

/packers fan
//have already donated $$ to help victims of tornadoe

[l3.yimg.com image 850x624]


Classless.  Just like when bearfan celbrated Wooten hurting Favre.

But we REALLY dont need an insensitive moron posting on Fark to prove Bear Fan's classlessness, do we?
 
2013-11-20 07:44:25 AM  

I sound fat: abhorrent1: Gould was joined by defensive backs Zack Bowman and Sherrick McManis, linebacker Blake Costanzo, and former Bears Anthony Adams, Rashied Davis and Tom Zbikowski.

WTF, Rookies? Get your asses out there.


kkinnison: The tornadoes appeared because the bears SUCK

/packers fan
//have already donated $$ to help victims of tornadoe

[l3.yimg.com image 850x624]

Classless.  Just like when bearfan celbrated Wooten hurting Favre.

But we REALLY dont need an insensitive moron posting on Fark to prove Bear Fan's classlessness, do we?


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-11-20 08:09:29 AM  

I sound fat: abhorrent1: Gould was joined by defensive backs Zack Bowman and Sherrick McManis, linebacker Blake Costanzo, and former Bears Anthony Adams, Rashied Davis and Tom Zbikowski.

WTF, Rookies? Get your asses out there.


kkinnison: The tornadoes appeared because the bears SUCK

/packers fan
//have already donated $$ to help victims of tornadoe

[l3.yimg.com image 850x624]

Classless.  Just like when bearfan celbrated Wooten hurting Favre.

But we REALLY dont need an insensitive moron posting on Fark to prove Bear Fan's classlessness, do we?



I, for one, wish you and Seneca Wallace the best. Wait, what?  Scott Tolzien starts now? Christ, you guys are going through QBs like the Bears...that must suck.
 
2013-11-20 08:47:03 AM  
www.slate.com

Approve of this headline.
 
2013-11-20 09:43:40 AM  
Just don't send Forte, I need him in fantasy and his bird boned body has held up so far this season!
 
2013-11-20 10:41:34 AM  
I sound fat:
kkinnison: The tornadoes appeared because the bears SUCK

/packers fan
//have already donated $$ to help victims of tornadoe

[l3.yimg.com image 850x624]

Classless.  Just like when bearfan celbrated Wooten hurting Favre.

But we REALLY dont need an insensitive moron posting on Fark to prove Bear Fan's classlessness, do we?


But the thing from packers fans about the tornadoes being because the bears SUCK was oozing charm.

You must be new on Fark.

/went up to Gifford on Monday
//glad my friends there are ok but their garage is gone
 
2013-11-20 01:21:29 PM  
My kids play hockey in the same league with Peoria and some of the families lost everything. We're gathering funds within our organization to help them out: I like knowing the money is going directly to the affected.
 
2013-11-20 01:49:28 PM  

ytterbium: My kids play hockey in the same league with Peoria and some of the families lost everything. We're gathering funds within our organization to help them out: I like knowing the money is going directly to the affected.


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