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(Salon)   After threatening his girlfriend with a gun, George Zimmerman called 911 to make it seem like he was the one being attacked. Heyyyy, waitaminute. I've heard this one before   (salon.com) divider line 409
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2013-11-19 04:30:17 PM  
the guy is clearly a psycho.
 
2013-11-19 04:44:41 PM  

FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.


Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.
 
2013-11-19 04:47:21 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.


But the kid was armed a bag of Skittles!

/and was black
 
2013-11-19 04:55:14 PM  

clancifer: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

But the kid was armed a bag of Skittles!

/and was black


And he may have smoked a joint at some point the same day.  Clearly he was a monster.
 
2013-11-19 04:59:33 PM  

Demetrius: clancifer: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

But the kid was armed a bag of Skittles!

/and was black

And he may have smoked a joint at some point the same day.  Clearly he was a monster.


Don't forget the hoodie.
 
2013-11-19 05:07:17 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.


And still got his ass kicked.
 
2013-11-19 05:50:20 PM  
The jury reached the right decision, but it's sounding more and more like the prosecutor screwed the pooch here by charging him with murder 2 instead of manslaughter.
 
2013-11-19 06:37:49 PM  

gilgigamesh: The jury reached the right decision, but it's sounding more and more like the prosecutor screwed the pooch here by charging him with murder 2 instead of manslaughter.


And away we go!

i1214.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-19 06:40:43 PM  

Demetrius: clancifer: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

But the kid was armed a bag of Skittles!

/and was black

And he may have smoked a joint at some point the same day.  Clearly he was a monster.


He wuz drinkin' PURPLE DRAAAAAAAAAANK!!11!11111111!11
 
2013-11-19 06:41:59 PM  

gilgigamesh: The jury reached the right decision, but it's sounding more and more like the prosecutor screwed the pooch here by charging him with murder 2 instead of manslaughter.


He was charged with manslaughter.
 
2013-11-19 06:42:39 PM  

dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

And still got his ass kicked.


His GF was probably kicking his ass when he pulled the shotgun in this case.  Tea Party pussy.
 
2013-11-19 06:45:19 PM  

FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.


no, he's just a regular guy with anger management issues, poor impulse control and a lot of high powered weaponry.  just your basic tea bagger mall ninja wannabe.  you can find them by the dozens at any 'bagger rally or Palin book signing.
 
2013-11-19 06:49:37 PM  

unamused: dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

And still got his ass kicked.

His GF was probably kicking his ass when he pulled the shotgun in this case.  Tea Party pussy.


You know what's funny? His brother, Robert Zimmerman, made a career out of his brother's case. He's now a professional self-proclaimed 2nd Amendment activist.
 
2013-11-19 06:50:04 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.


static3.fjcdn.com

that didn't take long
 
2013-11-19 06:50:28 PM  

DRINK

 
2013-11-19 06:51:47 PM  
Oh, do we get to dust off the old Post-trial alt for a few new fresh bites?
 
2013-11-19 06:52:24 PM  
Once again, Zimmer Man is being setup by the System.   I bet Jesse Jackson is behind this.  Justice for Zammaster Z!
 
2013-11-19 06:53:00 PM  

unamused: dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

And still got his ass kicked.

His GF was probably kicking his ass when he pulled the shotgun in this case.  Tea Party pussy.


You know the man's a registered Democrat, right?
 
2013-11-19 06:53:01 PM  
I was talking about this with a co-worker today.  If this guy gets the right lawyer I feel like he can probably get out of pretty much anything at this point through appeal.  No one else in America gets immediate national press coverage whenever he's arrested or pulled over.  It would not be beyond reach for any defense lawyer worth his salt to argue jury prejudice in essentially any situation.  The guy is clearly an asshole and as far as what has been broadcast through the media deserves to be in jail.  However, it is because of that national opinion the guy is essentially untouchable by the legal system.
 
2013-11-19 06:53:08 PM  
This is actually pretty common in domestics. Both parties call the cops, because they can't solve their differences like normal people. In these situations; you listen to both sides and put the truth somewhere in the middle.

/ me thinks that neither party is especially stable
 
2013-11-19 06:53:09 PM  

RexTalionis: unamused: dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

And still got his ass kicked.

His GF was probably kicking his ass when he pulled the shotgun in this case.  Tea Party pussy.

You know what's funny? His brother, Robert Zimmerman, made a career out of his brother's case. He's now a professional self-proclaimed 2nd Amendment activist.


This should prove to be entertaining, or very quiet. I'm going to take a wild shot in the dark, his girlfriend wasn't black. Yea, I'm waiting for quiet.
 
2013-11-19 06:53:27 PM  
Trouble just won't leave the poor guy alone. Maybe he could get into singing the blues.
 
2013-11-19 06:53:31 PM  

RexTalionis: gilgigamesh: The jury reached the right decision, but it's sounding more and more like the prosecutor screwed the pooch here by charging him with murder 2 instead of manslaughter.

He was charged with manslaughter.


I thought that was lesser included?
 
2013-11-19 06:53:52 PM  

RexTalionis: unamused: dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

And still got his ass kicked.

His GF was probably kicking his ass when he pulled the shotgun in this case.  Tea Party pussy.

You know what's funny? His brother, Robert Zimmerman, made a career out of his brother's case. He's now a professional self-proclaimed 2nd Amendment activist.


WTF does Bob Dylan have to do with this?
 
2013-11-19 06:54:01 PM  

RexTalionis: unamused: dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

And still got his ass kicked.

His GF was probably kicking his ass when he pulled the shotgun in this case.  Tea Party pussy.

You know what's funny? His brother, Robert Zimmerman, made a career out of his brother's case. He's now a professional self-proclaimed 2nd Amendment activist.


I'm a 2nd Amendment activist myself and I think St. Wifebeater should be sitting in a cell waiting to get bug zapped.

Not all gun owners think a concealed handgun license gives legal right to go shoot some black kids for fun.
 
2013-11-19 06:54:01 PM  

gilgigamesh: The jury reached the right decision, but it's sounding more and more like the prosecutor screwed the pooch here by charging him with murder 2 instead of manslaughter.


This. Even if they thought he was the aggressor and not simply acting in self defense, you're supposed to decide based on the evidence presented, not how you feel. I wouldn't have any regrets if I was on that jury, it shouldn't be my job to subvert the justice system because the prosecution had a weak case.
 
2013-11-19 06:54:12 PM  

pedobearapproved: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.



that didn't take long


Truth isn't trolling.
 
2013-11-19 06:54:31 PM  
Can't trust anyone whose eyes are that close together...
 
2013-11-19 06:54:34 PM  
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/trayvon-martin/os-george-zi m merman-arrest-court-20131119,0,2347648.story

According to Zimmerman's public defender, Zimmerman is $2.5 million dollars in debt and he has only $144 dollars to his name. Oh, and his wife served him divorce papers while he was in jail - he was previously hiding from her so he wouldn't get served.
 
2013-11-19 06:54:38 PM  
All of George's girlfriends better take cover because this man is clearly a threat I wonder how that jury feels now if you are black and his girlfriend you are now double screwed
 
2013-11-19 06:55:57 PM  

super_grass: unamused: dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

And still got his ass kicked.

His GF was probably kicking his ass when he pulled the shotgun in this case.  Tea Party pussy.

You know the man's a registered Democrat, right?


If you don't know there are a lot of pussies in the Democratic Party, you are brain dead.
 
2013-11-19 06:56:05 PM  
According to some of the linked articles, the police didn't actually find any of the weaponry the girlfriend was claiming he was waving about on the property, either.

So in this case his story is as well (well, better) supported as hers.  Salon's trolling pretty hard with this one.

//Most likely it was an unremarkable domestic that they both decided to escalate by calling the cops, though the woman seems to have a slight advantage in crazy and the guy's got a slight advantage in stupid.
 
2013-11-19 06:56:46 PM  
Let's blame the victim everyone.  It takes a lot of courage to report being assaulted by a smaller woman, especially someone with the musculature of Zimm.
 
2013-11-19 06:56:56 PM  

Gyrfalcon: RexTalionis: gilgigamesh: The jury reached the right decision, but it's sounding more and more like the prosecutor screwed the pooch here by charging him with murder 2 instead of manslaughter.

He was charged with manslaughter.

I thought that was lesser included?


It was, but it has to be requested by the either the prosecution or defense.
 
2013-11-19 06:56:57 PM  
His girlfriend? How is this possible? I get within 20 feet of a woman and the 32nd Quebec Gender Reeducation Unit troops take me in.
 
2013-11-19 06:57:00 PM  
He also concocts a story about her being pregnant with his baby, which the police have since denied.

Why would the police deny it and not the girlfriend? Unless... THE POLICE ARE THE FATHER!
 
2013-11-19 06:57:03 PM  
So in the pantheon of liberal ideals the presumption of innocence comes second to the blind defernce of every minority group? I ask because traditionally the presumption of innocence was a big deal, but recently pretending to care unquestioningly about minorities is en vogue. I'm confused.
 
2013-11-19 06:57:27 PM  
he sure sounds like the sort of little biatch who'd goad you into throwing the first punch and then cry to the cops
 
2013-11-19 06:57:31 PM  

FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.


If he doesn't work on his anger problems, he's gonna kill someone.

/Oh, wait...
 
2013-11-19 06:57:37 PM  
Dude starts sh*t then blames the outcome on the person he started sh*t with. He's a coward.
 
2013-11-19 06:57:40 PM  
I'm sure it's been said before, but... a tattoo on the forehead saying "Poor Impulse Control" might be in order here.
 
2013-11-19 06:57:47 PM  

RexTalionis: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/trayvon-martin/os-george-zi m merman-arrest-court-20131119,0,2347648.story

According to Zimmerman's public defender, Zimmerman is $2.5 million dollars in debt and he has only $144 dollars to his name. Oh, and his wife served him divorce papers while he was in jail - he was previously hiding from her so he wouldn't get served.


And his ex-wife agrees with everyone that he is a nut case that tries to cause confrontations.
 
2013-11-19 06:58:07 PM  
Will he be charged for making a false 911 call?
 
2013-11-19 06:58:42 PM  

unamused: super_grass: unamused: dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

And still got his ass kicked.

His GF was probably kicking his ass when he pulled the shotgun in this case.  Tea Party pussy.

You know the man's a registered Democrat, right?

If you don't know there are a lot of pussies in the Democratic Party, you are brain dead.


You sound awfully upset.

/ don't shoot me
 
2013-11-19 06:59:20 PM  

nickdaisy: So in the pantheon of liberal ideals the presumption of innocence comes second to the blind defernce of every minority group? I ask because traditionally the presumption of innocence was a big deal, but recently pretending to care unquestioningly about minorities is en vogue. I'm confused.


The prisons would lose 90% of their residents if we gave normal people a tenth of the presumption this guy gets.
 
2013-11-19 07:00:42 PM  

super_grass: unamused: super_grass: unamused: dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: FlashHarry: the guy is clearly a psycho.

Most of us already knew that after he wantonly tracked down and killed a defenseless teenager.

And still got his ass kicked.

His GF was probably kicking his ass when he pulled the shotgun in this case.  Tea Party pussy.

You know the man's a registered Democrat, right?

If you don't know there are a lot of pussies in the Democratic Party, you are brain dead.

You sound awfully upset.

/ don't shoot me


I think you're overreacting to his statement.

/ don't shoot me
 
2013-11-19 07:00:57 PM  

Jim_Callahan: According to some of the linked articles, the police didn't actually find any of the weaponry the girlfriend was claiming he was waving about on the property, either.

So in this case his story is as well (well, better) supported as hers.  Salon's trolling pretty hard with this one.

//Most likely it was an unremarkable domestic that they both decided to escalate by calling the cops, though the woman seems to have a slight advantage in crazy and the guy's got a slight advantage in stupid.


So sensationalist bullshiat from Salon that people gobble up and get all internet angry about like usual?
 
2013-11-19 07:01:24 PM  

DubtodaIll: I was talking about this with a co-worker today.  If this guy gets the right lawyer I feel like he can probably get out of pretty much anything at this point through appeal.  No one else in America gets immediate national press coverage whenever he's arrested or pulled over.  It would not be beyond reach for any defense lawyer worth his salt to argue jury prejudice in essentially any situation.  The guy is clearly an asshole and as far as what has been broadcast through the media deserves to be in jail.  However, it is because of that national opinion the guy is essentially untouchable by the legal system.


Untouchable is a big stretch
 
2013-11-19 07:01:50 PM  
You mean that one case in wherever it was where the guy called 911 while he threatened and murdered his neighbors and tried to make it sound like he was the one being threatened?
 
2013-11-19 07:02:31 PM  

nickdaisy: So in the pantheon of liberal ideals the presumption of innocence comes second to the blind defernce of every minority group? I ask because traditionally the presumption of innocence was a big deal, but recently pretending to care unquestioningly about minorities is en vogue. I'm confused.


Exactly.  Libtards are giving this Mexican a free ride.  Why are libs so soft on Top Zimmy?
 
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