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(Nature)   Your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother was a whore   (nature.com) divider line 34
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2013-11-19 02:23:54 PM  
My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother was a SAINT, you sonuvab*tch! >:O
 
2013-11-19 02:36:50 PM  
Don't even have to go back that far.
 
2013-11-19 02:40:50 PM  
AND she wore combat boots!
 
2013-11-19 03:20:24 PM  
And I know all about the pen is mightier, Trebek.
 
2013-11-19 03:57:08 PM  
30,000 years ago is like 3,000 centuries if I can math correctly, which would be approx 9,000 generations since then. That's a lot of "great"s
 
2013-11-19 04:05:47 PM  
In the grim darkness of the far past, there are only caveman gangbanging submitter's mom.
 
2013-11-19 04:14:11 PM  
I'm not surprised. Have you seen that sloping forehead and protruding jaw? Hotter than the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum!
 
2013-11-19 04:23:15 PM  
www.hotflick.net
 
2013-11-19 04:48:17 PM  
You think thats bad?!? Go back far enough and she was a monkey!!
 
2013-11-19 04:49:00 PM  
That's one good looking pig.
 
2013-11-19 04:50:11 PM  
They didn't just call her a cavewoman because of her residence.
 
2013-11-19 04:51:30 PM  
My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!
 
2013-11-19 04:51:37 PM  
Is today repeat day or something? This is like the 5th one.
 
2013-11-19 04:52:05 PM  
What the hell makes you think you have to go back that far?

/always had my suspicions about my nan in her younger days to be honest.
 
2013-11-19 04:52:13 PM  

Zasteva: You think thats bad?!? Go back far enough and she was a monkey!!


Or not:

readingevolution.com
 
2013-11-19 04:52:20 PM  
TAKE THAT BACK!!!!
 
2013-11-19 04:52:25 PM  
No, subby's Mom is a whore.  Didn't you read the AnonDIT thread down the main page?
 
2013-11-19 04:52:50 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: 30,000 years ago is like 3,000 centuries if I can math correctly, which would be approx 9,000 generations since then. That's a lot of "great"s


10 years per century? oh dear
 
2013-11-19 04:53:23 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: 30,000 years ago is like 3,000 centuries if I can math correctly, which would be approx 9,000 generations since then. That's a lot of "great"s


Well, you can't, so stop trying.
 
2013-11-19 04:53:23 PM  

Zasteva: You think thats bad?!? Go back far enough and she was a monkey!!


A monkey whore, yo!

pixel.nymag.com
 
2013-11-19 04:53:48 PM  
www.starstills.com
 
2013-11-19 04:53:52 PM  
They suggest that interbreeding went on between the members of several ancient human-like groups living in Europe and Asia more than 30,000 years ago

I am so tired of this site promoting such bullshiat junk science. This one is obviously crap, the earth is only 6,000 years old!
 
2013-11-19 04:54:42 PM  
True story: I was going to submit this article with the identical headline, or however many "greats" I could fit.
 
2013-11-19 04:54:55 PM  
promiscuous women is one possibility

an alternative explanation is that men fark anything that moves
 
2013-11-19 04:54:55 PM  
Your mom.
 
2013-11-19 04:55:01 PM  
well, what do you expect? it took forever for your ipad to charge up back then with no electricity...
 
2013-11-19 04:55:38 PM  
Yeah, and she could DRINK like a Pure Farker as well. Awesome ol' broad.
 
2013-11-19 04:57:06 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't even have to go back that far.


HA!
 
2013-11-19 04:58:28 PM  
 
2013-11-19 04:58:44 PM  

gaspode: What the hell makes you think you have to go back that far?

/always had my suspicions about my nan in her younger days to be honest.


Yeah, but did you ever discover that your grandmother had an affair with a prisoner at the prison where she used to work as a nurse during the war.  A prison for captured SS officers.
 
2013-11-19 05:02:05 PM  
Man, that's some crazy Beowulf jive right there.
 
2013-11-19 05:05:01 PM  
I know (a paternal) great grandmother was a whore and grandmother's father was an unknown French Canadian lumberjack, and I have a suspicion about grandfather buying the cow instead of renting.

On the maternal side I know my grandmother had more or less fled her family. Something about polygamists and Cincinnati.

Amongst the great  grandfathers I know one fought for the Kaiser and the other burnt crosses on the lawns of Catholics because they didn't have any blacks in their area.
 
2013-11-19 05:09:25 PM  
If I counted the greats correctly, that's my 34th great grandmother, who was not a whore. She was a Queen. Very few whores from the period are remembered by name, let alone had any children.

Prince Charles' family tree reaches 35 generations. Perhaps a few families can trace their own lineage back a little further, but it's mostly mythology from there back.

Nearer to the present, whores would be sterile by syphillis or the clap within three years of starting in the business. Reproduction would seldom be an option and abortion was frequent when it became inevitable.

Humans, like chimpanzees, tend to space children about three years apart. With any luck, the last child would be weened before the next one came along. Also, famines were frequent, so it was simply impossible to successfully have a child every year unless you had a rich spouse or family.

It is probably not a coincidence that the average marriage or relationship lasts about this time. Women needed the protection of a man for their children, but it didn't have to be the same man all of the time. Men would provide for a pregnant women but only if they were reasonably sure the child was theirs. And so three years became the normal length of mommy and daddy and baby makes three.

In smaller communities with looser sexual morals, it might not be easy to tell who the father was, so it was natural for men to take care of all of a woman's children even if they were reasonably sure that they weren't the father.

For a long time, most people did not even associate sex and reproduction. Until they figured out the facts of life that ever child knows nowadays, they were easier to convince that a child was worthy of their support. In fact, the "fathers" of children in some modern day "primitive" communities is all the men who were with the mother around the time of birth. They all took responsibility for providing for the child as none of them could be sure he wasn't the father.

In traditional societies, the women often own the house and household goods, farm the little plot of land, and sell any produce or handiwork they have in surplus. Men tend to talk politics, sit around, or take responsibility for the type of "man" jobs that they still do today, such as fishing, hunting, fighting, or protecting the property of their wife. They may or may not live in the same house as their wives, and their wives may join their mother's family, or stay with their own mother.

Whoredom is only possible where women are property or their favours are negotiable.

To some extent, this is always the case. Even a chimpanzee can distract a female with the offering of a banana. On the other hand, in many social systems, it is the men who are expected to make themselves beautiful to win a wife. The famous case is the Watusi (or Wa-Tutsi), who have a dance named after them. The men paint themselves extravagantly and cross their eyes, which is regarded as beautiful for some reason, although we have many postures and gestures that are just as silly, so we can't talk--although we do.
 
2013-11-20 10:39:49 AM  

brantgoose: If I counted the greats correctly, that's my 34th great grandmother, who was not a whore. She was a Queen. Very few whores from the period are remembered by name, let alone had any children.

Prince Charles' family tree reaches 35 generations. Perhaps a few families can trace their own lineage back a little further, but it's mostly mythology from there back.

Nearer to the present, whores would be sterile by syphillis or the clap within three years of starting in the business. Reproduction would seldom be an option and abortion was frequent when it became inevitable.

Humans, like chimpanzees, tend to space children about three years apart. With any luck, the last child would be weened before the next one came along. Also, famines were frequent, so it was simply impossible to successfully have a child every year unless you had a rich spouse or family.

It is probably not a coincidence that the average marriage or relationship lasts about this time. Women needed the protection of a man for their children, but it didn't have to be the same man all of the time. Men would provide for a pregnant women but only if they were reasonably sure the child was theirs. And so three years became the normal length of mommy and daddy and baby makes three.

In smaller communities with looser sexual morals, it might not be easy to tell who the father was, so it was natural for men to take care of all of a woman's children even if they were reasonably sure that they weren't the father.

For a long time, most people did not even associate sex and reproduction. Until they figured out the facts of life that ever child knows nowadays, they were easier to convince that a child was worthy of their support. In fact, the "fathers" of children in some modern day "primitive" communities is all the men who were with the mother around the time of birth. They all took responsibility for providing for the child as none of them could be sure he wasn't the father.

In traditional societies, the women ...


So you're Prince shiat of fark Island?
 
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