xanadian: A poll from FOX News?
New poll shows that if the previous presidential elections could have waited until today, President Romney would win
Shostie: I'd like to take this opportunity to note what a website under the Romney administration would look like:[i29.photobucket.com image 799x688]That is 100 percent real, by the way.
JRoo: Aww yiss...[static.tumblr.com image 410x304]...Little Face Romney will never die!
Mercutio74: Weird... if you click the link in the article, the poll itself has it tied at 47% to 47%.
JusticeandIndependence: [www.theblaze.com image 850x517]
abb3w: That's actually a pretty kick-ass collection. The one with President Dukakis is merely hysterical; most of the others are pretty thought provoking.
Pappas: And John Kerry would have slaughtered George W Bush had they held the election a month after the Valerie Plame scandal... or really anytime from 2006 on. And if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.
Lando Lincoln: sigdiamond2000: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does this make Sarah Palin president?No, it's "how many Palins could we have elected President?" Obama is so unpopular, we'd have elected Sarah, Todd, Bristol and Piper. Obama is still more popular than Talladega, Winchester and Evergreen.
God's Hubris: New poll shows that if Romney wasn't an unlikeable, arrogant asshole with ever-shifting policies and disdain for middle-class America, he would have won
ItchyMcDoogle: God's Hubris: New poll shows that if Romney wasn't an unlikeable, arrogant asshole with ever-shifting policies and disdain for middle-class America, he would have wonTruth! Its like they dont get why he lost. The guy treated poor and middle class like they were walking piles of poo, had such a swarmy better than you attitude and dry humped the crazy tea party side of the GOP. Even though Obama lost the first debate when Romney smugly said he would kill PBS and Big Bird, I knew he was done for. He acted like he had no clue how everyday people lived. Im not sure if it was an act or what.And you know what if there was another election today he would lose again. Fact. Healthcare woes and all.I still dont know how Mass of all states fell for whatever he was selling and elected him. It must have been a hell of a act.
ItchyMcDoogle: I still dont know how Mass of all states fell for whatever he was selling and elected him. It must have been a hell of a act.
Aura226: And then we would have Romneycare Instead of Romneycare.
Isitoveryet: sorry Libnados but elections have hypotheticals.
Guntram Shatterhand: The house is quiet, and the Romney kids can see the pain coming. Last year's Thanksgiving was a bust, full of Boston Market and emotional breakdowns. Ever since then, they've been avoiding their parents' house as Mitt slowly went mad with grief. The last time they saw him in March, he was wearing a bad approximation of a Patton helmet made of crusty mucus and nothing else. Now, when they went over to the house, the kids stayed in the car.The maid sat on the couch, chain smoking, getting paid whether she busted her ass or didn't. Heaps of uneaten Boston Market dinners were stacked everywhere in different states of decay. A pair of slacks was stuck to the dining room ceiling. The doghouse outside had the skeleton of a dog along with a hastily made 'Secretary of Defense' sign that was hopefully written in very sticky peanut-laden mud.Climbing the stairs, the Romney children realized that there was serious water damage. The stairs creaked and crumpled, the Asian wood and drywall coming apart at the seams. They found Mitt in the master bedroom. His suit was cringled, as if someone had spread a thin varnish of gravy upon it in lieu of bathing. His snot helmet hung by the closet -- along with a hastily made 'Ovel Orifice' sign in the same manner of the doghouse's -- as Mitt laughed and laughed. "Look!" He pointed at the sideways TV. "If they held the election now, I would the president. I WOULD RULE. ME! JUST LIKE DADDY! JUST. LIKE. DADDY!!"He grabs a daughter and shakes her so hard that a crown flies out of her mouth. Mitt dives to the carpet and grabs it. "Quickly." He looks to his kids as they stare wild-eyed between the affected daughter and their father. "I need more of these. They fuel my time machine. If I can go back, we can do this!" He opens his mouth and points at the bloody claw hammer next to some molars on the work table...which is, in reality, the back of an overflowing toilet. "Now, this might hurt, but I figure the time pa ...
EyeballKid: Pappas: And John Kerry would have slaughtered George W Bush had they held the election a month after the Valerie Plame scandal... or really anytime from 2006 on. And if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.Or, had Ohio not been rigged in 2004.Also, if ifs were a fifth, Mitt's cult wouldn't allow any members who didn't pay the $250,000 minimum "tithe" to say the word "if."
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