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2013-11-19 03:15:40 PM  
As far as healthcare is conserned, Mitt said he would keep the popular parts of the ACA but without the mandatory requirement to purchase it.  So I do not know how that would affect prices and stuff as compared to now.  I do not think they would go down though with the increased mandatory coverages and stuff but with no large guarenteed pool of buyers.
 
2013-11-19 03:16:06 PM  

xanadian: A poll from FOX News?


No; merely promulgated; it was the Washington Post who did the poll.
 
2013-11-19 03:17:24 PM  
Aww yiss...
static.tumblr.com
...Little Face Romney will never die!
 
2013-11-19 03:18:00 PM  
New poll shows that if the previous presidential elections could have waited until today, President Romney would win

Bullshiat.

Also, stop submitting Fox News links. They were butthurt enough last November when their favored winner got told by the American people. Like the Phelps's, they thrive on your attention and crave relevance.

They want you to believe that they are the norm, and not an embarrassingly selfish and superficial aspect of our society.
 
2013-11-19 03:22:48 PM  
keep living in fantasy land
 
2013-11-19 03:22:51 PM  
And John Kerry would have slaughtered George W Bush had they held the election a month after the Valerie Plame scandal... or really anytime from 2006 on. And if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.
 
2013-11-19 03:23:03 PM  
No.

Why?  In this hypothetical scenario, Romney would have kept campaigning and thus kept reminding people what a horrible choice he was.

/conservative
 
2013-11-19 03:26:03 PM  
I'd like to take this opportunity to note what a website under the Romney administration would look like:

i29.photobucket.com

That is 100 percent real, by the way.
 
2013-11-19 03:28:02 PM  

Shostie: I'd like to take this opportunity to note what a website under the Romney administration would look like:

[i29.photobucket.com image 799x688]

That is 100 percent real, by the way.


hah! that's the chant from Willow!

Lorem ipsum dolor
 
2013-11-19 03:29:44 PM  
Happy belated landslide victory, Republicans!
 
2013-11-19 03:31:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-19 03:33:16 PM  
That is a serious cry for help right there.
 
2013-11-19 03:33:32 PM  
Being off camera for an extend time could only help Romney's image.
 
2013-11-19 03:36:56 PM  
Weird...  if you click the link in the article, the poll itself has it tied at 47% to 47%.
 
2013-11-19 03:40:01 PM  
New poll shows that if Romney wasn't an unlikeable, arrogant asshole with ever-shifting policies and disdain for middle-class America, he would have won.
 
2013-11-19 03:46:10 PM  
And if my dick had an asshole, I'd have to wipe my balls after I shiat.
 
2013-11-19 03:46:55 PM  

JRoo: Aww yiss...
[static.tumblr.com image 410x304]
...Little Face Romney will never die!


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-19 03:47:40 PM  

Mercutio74: Weird...  if you click the link in the article, the poll itself has it tied at 47% to 47%.


That's called a Republican Landslide.
 
2013-11-19 03:47:57 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: [www.theblaze.com image 850x517]


media.screened.com

Gentlemen, the missiles are flying...
 
2013-11-19 03:48:14 PM  

abb3w: That's actually a pretty kick-ass collection. The one with President Dukakis is merely hysterical; most of the others are pretty thought provoking.


That's because when the book came out Bush hadn't been president very long, so instead of being able to play with the Gulf War and whatever else happened back then they just went with an alien invasion or some similar silliness.
 
2013-11-19 03:56:57 PM  

Pappas: And John Kerry would have slaughtered George W Bush had they held the election a month after the Valerie Plame scandal... or really anytime from 2006 on. And if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.


Or, had Ohio not been rigged in 2004.

Also, if ifs were a fifth, Mitt's cult wouldn't allow any members who didn't pay the $250,000 minimum "tithe" to say the word "if."
 
2013-11-19 03:58:37 PM  

Lando Lincoln: sigdiamond2000: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does this make Sarah Palin president?

No, it's "how many Palins could we have elected President?" Obama is so unpopular, we'd have elected Sarah, Todd, Bristol and Piper. Obama is still more popular than Talladega, Winchester and Evergreen.


Nice. Bonus points for obscure short tracks. (Well, not obscure exactly)
 
2013-11-19 03:58:40 PM  

God's Hubris: New poll shows that if Romney wasn't an unlikeable, arrogant asshole with ever-shifting policies and disdain for middle-class America, he would have won


Truth! Its like they dont get why he lost. The guy treated poor and middle class like they were walking piles of poo, had such a swarmy better than you attitude and dry humped the crazy tea party side of the GOP. Even though Obama lost the first debate when Romney smugly said he would kill PBS and Big Bird, I knew he was done for. He acted like he had no clue how everyday people lived. Im not sure if it was an act or what.

And you know what if there was another election today he would lose again. Fact. Healthcare woes and all.

I still dont know how Mass of all states fell for whatever he was selling and elected him. It must have been a hell of a act.
 
2013-11-19 04:03:15 PM  

ItchyMcDoogle: God's Hubris: New poll shows that if Romney wasn't an unlikeable, arrogant asshole with ever-shifting policies and disdain for middle-class America, he would have won

Truth! Its like they dont get why he lost. The guy treated poor and middle class like they were walking piles of poo, had such a swarmy better than you attitude and dry humped the crazy tea party side of the GOP. Even though Obama lost the first debate when Romney smugly said he would kill PBS and Big Bird, I knew he was done for. He acted like he had no clue how everyday people lived. Im not sure if it was an act or what.

And you know what if there was another election today he would lose again. Fact. Healthcare woes and all.

I still dont know how Mass of all states fell for whatever he was selling and elected him. It must have been a hell of a act.


Exactly. Here they had an incredibly vulnerable incumbent, and they lost mostly because Romney was a historically shiatty candidate.
 
2013-11-19 04:03:20 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Finally, an excuse to post more Tiny Face Mitt!
 
2013-11-19 04:04:56 PM  
Haha, they only have a shot at winning if they hide their presidential candidate from any and all media exposure for the 12 months leading up to the election.  That would make the debates interesting, at least.
 
2013-11-19 04:05:14 PM  

ItchyMcDoogle: I still dont know how Mass of all states fell for whatever he was selling and elected him. It must have been a hell of a act.


I think we've seen plenty of proof that Mass voters can be just as dumb as any meth-huffing Confederate...

images.politico.com
I mean, look at how stately he looks! He...he....he drives a TRUCK!!!!!
 
2013-11-19 04:06:25 PM  
If the 2012 election had happened again 2 days after the first one, Mitt would have still lost.  If the 2012 election had happened in 1960, Mitt wouldn't have been old enough to be on the ticket.  If it had happened in 1760, people would have been confused because we ddin't vote for Presidents then.  If it had happened during the Cretaceous Period, a small shrew-like mammal would have won because they were much more appealing than Mitt.  If it happens again in 3012, Mitt-bot might have a chance, but I'd vote for Fry.

Stupid "what if..." is really really stupid.
 
2013-11-19 04:08:52 PM  
Ha ha. Sore losers.
 
2013-11-19 04:11:07 PM  
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2013-11-19 04:17:11 PM  
If the election were held today and every event of 24, Revolution, Walking Dead, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Soylent Green happened, it wouldn't matter because the Vogons would have long paved us over.
 
2013-11-19 04:20:36 PM  
And then we would have Romneycare Instead of Romneycare.
 
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2013-11-19 04:21:18 PM  
ct.fra.bz
 
2013-11-19 04:21:59 PM  
What this poll says is that the best chance a republican has of winning the presidency is if he stays out of site and doesn't campaign for the 54 weeks preceding the election.  Considering Romney, that sounds about right.
 
2013-11-19 04:23:30 PM  
Is the Oscar Gamble thing a meme now? When did that start?
 
2013-11-19 04:26:58 PM  

JRoo: Aww yiss...
[static.tumblr.com image 410x304]
...Little Face Romney will never die!


God bless you.
 
2013-11-19 04:27:00 PM  
The house is quiet, and the Romney kids can see the pain coming.  Last year's Thanksgiving was a bust, full of Boston Market and emotional breakdowns.  Ever since then, they've been avoiding their parents' house as Mitt slowly went mad with grief.  The last time they saw him in March, he was wearing a bad approximation of a Patton helmet made of crusty mucus and nothing else.  Now, when they went over to the house, the kids stayed in the car.

The maid sat on the couch, chain smoking, getting paid whether she busted her ass or didn't.  Heaps of uneaten Boston Market dinners were stacked everywhere in different states of decay.  A pair of slacks was stuck to the dining room ceiling.  The doghouse outside had the skeleton of a dog along with a hastily made 'Secretary of Defense' sign that was hopefully written in very sticky peanut-laden mud.

Climbing the stairs, the Romney children realized that there was serious water damage.  The stairs creaked and crumpled, the Asian wood and drywall coming apart at the seams.  They found Mitt in the master bedroom.  His suit was cringled, as if someone had spread a thin varnish of gravy upon it in lieu of bathing.  His snot helmet hung by the closet -- along with a hastily made 'Ovel Orifice' sign in the same manner of the doghouse's -- as Mitt laughed and laughed.  "Look!"  He pointed at the sideways TV.  "If they held the election now, I would the president.  I WOULD RULE.  ME!  JUST LIKE DADDY!  JUST.  LIKE.  DADDY!!"

He grabs a daughter and shakes her so hard that a crown flies out of her mouth.  Mitt dives to the carpet and grabs it.  "Quickly."  He looks to his kids as they stare wild-eyed between the affected daughter and their father.  "I need more of these.  They fuel my time machine.  If I can go back, we can do this!"  He opens his mouth and points at the bloody claw hammer next to some molars on the work table...which is, in reality, the back of an overflowing toilet.  "Now, this might hurt, but I figure the time paradox will restore us all once we regain the White House.  DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?  WE HAVE TO REGAIN THE WHITE HOUSE!  I have written the notes on our ascent right here!"  And he dives headfirst into the brown water of the toilet, bubbling and gurgling for minutes, knocking his teeth off the back of the toilet and masking the sounds of the children running down the stairs, out the door, and into their leased SUVs.

The maid smirks as the tire smoke from the departing children clear.  She lights another cigarette.  If only they stayed fifteen minutes more, they could see the encore of The Passion of the Christ with Mitt's trousersnake with the nail gun as Pontius Pilate.
 
2013-11-19 04:29:32 PM  

Aura226: And then we would have Romneycare Instead of Romneycare.


It's cute that you think ACA is the same thing. Shouldn't you be complaining about the Website and how it's Obama's 19th Katrina?
 
2013-11-19 04:29:39 PM  
dudelol.com
 
2013-11-19 04:31:27 PM  
sorry Libnados but elections have hypotheticals.
 
2013-11-19 04:33:46 PM  

Isitoveryet: sorry Libnados but elections have hypotheticals.


Hmmm. You sound like you've studied it out. I guess I'll vote republican after all.
 
2013-11-19 04:49:25 PM  
Welp, that settles it; I'm never voting for Obama again.
 
2013-11-19 04:50:21 PM  
1972.

That is all.
 
2013-11-19 04:52:22 PM  
And If Obama's weather machine hadn't hypnotized Chris Christie, well then there would have been no stopping the Mittmentum.
 
2013-11-19 04:59:40 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: The house is quiet, and the Romney kids can see the pain coming.  Last year's Thanksgiving was a bust, full of Boston Market and emotional breakdowns.  Ever since then, they've been avoiding their parents' house as Mitt slowly went mad with grief.  The last time they saw him in March, he was wearing a bad approximation of a Patton helmet made of crusty mucus and nothing else.  Now, when they went over to the house, the kids stayed in the car.

The maid sat on the couch, chain smoking, getting paid whether she busted her ass or didn't.  Heaps of uneaten Boston Market dinners were stacked everywhere in different states of decay.  A pair of slacks was stuck to the dining room ceiling.  The doghouse outside had the skeleton of a dog along with a hastily made 'Secretary of Defense' sign that was hopefully written in very sticky peanut-laden mud.

Climbing the stairs, the Romney children realized that there was serious water damage.  The stairs creaked and crumpled, the Asian wood and drywall coming apart at the seams.  They found Mitt in the master bedroom.  His suit was cringled, as if someone had spread a thin varnish of gravy upon it in lieu of bathing.  His snot helmet hung by the closet -- along with a hastily made 'Ovel Orifice' sign in the same manner of the doghouse's -- as Mitt laughed and laughed.  "Look!"  He pointed at the sideways TV.  "If they held the election now, I would the president.  I WOULD RULE.  ME!  JUST LIKE DADDY!  JUST.  LIKE.  DADDY!!"

He grabs a daughter and shakes her so hard that a crown flies out of her mouth.  Mitt dives to the carpet and grabs it.  "Quickly."  He looks to his kids as they stare wild-eyed between the affected daughter and their father.  "I need more of these.  They fuel my time machine.  If I can go back, we can do this!"  He opens his mouth and points at the bloody claw hammer next to some molars on the work table...which is, in reality, the back of an overflowing toilet.  "Now, this might hurt, but I figure the time pa ...


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2013-11-19 04:59:58 PM  

EyeballKid: Pappas: And John Kerry would have slaughtered George W Bush had they held the election a month after the Valerie Plame scandal... or really anytime from 2006 on. And if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.

Or, had Ohio not been rigged in 2004.

Also, if ifs were a fifth, Mitt's cult wouldn't allow any members who didn't pay the $250,000 minimum "tithe" to say the word "if."


Man, if you're relying on Ohio not being rigged in a US election, you're missing something fairly fundamental about US politics.  It's been bought and paid for in one direction or the other for every election since WW2 at the minimum.
 
2013-11-19 05:20:25 PM  
If the 2000 election were held today, W would lose.
What if Spartacus had a Piper Cub?
 
2013-11-19 05:21:51 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: The house is quiet, and the Romney kids can see the pain coming.  Last year's Thanksgiving was a bust, full of Boston Market and emotional breakdowns.  Ever since then, they've been avoiding their parents' house as Mitt slowly went mad with grief.  The last time they saw him in March, he was wearing a bad approximation of a Patton helmet made of crusty mucus and nothing else.  Now, when they went over to the house, the kids stayed in the car.

The maid sat on the couch, chain smoking, getting paid whether she busted her ass or didn't.  Heaps of uneaten Boston Market dinners were stacked everywhere in different states of decay.  A pair of slacks was stuck to the dining room ceiling.  The doghouse outside had the skeleton of a dog along with a hastily made 'Secretary of Defense' sign that was hopefully written in very sticky peanut-laden mud.

Climbing the stairs, the Romney children realized that there was serious water damage.  The stairs creaked and crumpled, the Asian wood and drywall coming apart at the seams.  They found Mitt in the master bedroom.  His suit was cringled, as if someone had spread a thin varnish of gravy upon it in lieu of bathing.  His snot helmet hung by the closet -- along with a hastily made 'Ovel Orifice' sign in the same manner of the doghouse's -- as Mitt laughed and laughed.  "Look!"  He pointed at the sideways TV.  "If they held the election now, I would the president.  I WOULD RULE.  ME!  JUST LIKE DADDY!  JUST.  LIKE.  DADDY!!"

He grabs a daughter and shakes her so hard that a crown flies out of her mouth.  Mitt dives to the carpet and grabs it.  "Quickly."  He looks to his kids as they stare wild-eyed between the affected daughter and their father.  "I need more of these.  They fuel my time machine.  If I can go back, we can do this!"  He opens his mouth and points at the bloody claw hammer next to some molars on the work table...which is, in reality, the back of an overflowing toilet.  "Now, this might hurt, but I figure the time pa ...


Amazing. The realism is breathtaking...
 
2013-11-19 05:42:49 PM  
If Fox were a reputable news organization, there'd be 2 MSNBCs
 
2013-11-19 05:44:13 PM  
nah, he would have found a way to fark it up.....
 
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