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(Fox News)   According to relatives, the couple who was found dead together with their infant children in an apparent murder-suicide were having "marital problems"   (foxnews.com) divider line 21
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2013-11-19 01:53:03 PM
So...problem solved?
 
2013-11-19 01:53:20 PM
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2013-11-19 01:53:37 PM
And they looked like such happy corpses!!  I guess you never can tell.
 
2013-11-19 02:00:01 PM
Mei Kum Jones

Well, there's your problem
 
2013-11-19 02:01:49 PM
I don't get it.  If your just that unhappy, just leave.  nobody needs to die.  just leave.  so what, people may pass judgment on you.  You may see a change in your lifestyle.  who cares.  no one needs to die because of your feelings hurt or whatever.

pack your crap and go away...
 
2013-11-19 02:04:39 PM

severedtoe: I don't get it.  If your just that unhappy, just leave.  nobody needs to die.  just leave.  so what, people may pass judgment on you.  You may see a change in your lifestyle.  who cares.  no one needs to die because of your feelings hurt or whatever.

pack your crap and go away...


you mean like a toe, severed from it's foot?
 
2013-11-19 02:06:02 PM
It's too die for.
 
2013-11-19 02:23:32 PM

LewDux: Mei Kum Jones

Well, there's your problem


It might have been a problem if the husband was named Mei Kum I.
 
2013-11-19 02:27:23 PM

neversubmit: It's too die for.


I don't know exactly what you're trying to say with those four words, but it looks like it became too difficult for you.  Why don't you just stick to Noun-Verb utterances.
 
2013-11-19 02:27:45 PM
That's some fine detective work, Lou.
 
2013-11-19 02:32:11 PM

severedtoe: I don't get it.  If your just that unhappy, just leave.  nobody needs to die.  just leave.  so what, people may pass judgment on you.  You may see a change in your lifestyle.  who cares.  no one needs to die because of your feelings hurt or whatever.

pack your crap and go away...


But then they failed, and they''ve never failed at anything, so clearly a failed marriage is the END OF THE WORLD, and of course the kids can;t POSSIBLY live without them so they have to go, and the Spouse that's MAKING you do this?  Well clearly THEY have to pay...

Seriously, failing spectacularly  several times and surviving the experience has been hugely valuable to me in life
 
2013-11-19 02:56:19 PM
Anyone who would name their sons Colt and Cameron is not playing with a full deck.
 
2013-11-19 03:00:09 PM

Matthew Keene: Anyone who would name their sons Colt and Cameron is not playing with a full deck.


Everyone knows that if you name one Colt, the other has to be Winchester.
 
2013-11-19 03:11:36 PM

Matthew Keene: Anyone who would name their sons Colt and Cameron is not playing with a full deck.


Huh.

You can count the major manufacturers of hot air balloons on the fingers of one hand.

One of them is Thunder and Colt.

Another is Cameron.

Coincidence?
 
2013-11-19 03:56:43 PM
But then they failed, and they''ve never failed at anything, so clearly a failed marriage is the END OF THE WORLD, and of course the kids can;t POSSIBLY live without them so they have to go, and the Spouse that's MAKING you do this?  Well clearly THEY have to pay...

Seriously, failing spectacularly  several times and surviving the experience has been hugely valuable to me in life


sometimes you just have to let it go.  Mourn the loss of your perfect job, perfect family, perfect image, perfect whatever, because it was never perfect.  the sooner you realize it, the sooner you can make things better.
 
2013-11-19 04:13:58 PM
My reading comprehension sucks. I thought the headline was referencing the family found out in the California desert. I was wondering, "If it was murder-suicide, who covered the bodies?"

/But, who was phone?
 
2013-11-19 05:35:07 PM
Is Mei pronounced "may", "my", or "me"?
/It's very important to me.
 
2013-11-19 06:29:02 PM
But honey I own you!
 
2013-11-19 06:31:33 PM

supershaft: Is Mei pronounced "may", "my", or "me"?
/It's very important to me.


May, if it's an Asian name.

/I replied regardless of whether you really wanted an answer or not, because in various other Asian-related threads people have posted jokes with this name wanting it to be pronounced differently, and they didn't work for me, so I point this out.
 
2013-11-19 07:15:58 PM

Badmonkey82009: Matthew Keene: Anyone who would name their sons Colt and Cameron is not playing with a full deck.
Everyone knows that if you name one Colt, the other has to be Winchester.


I used to know two brothers named Colt and Spur. No lie. They were cowboys in Wyoming.
 
2013-11-20 05:04:58 AM
With 1-year-old kids I thought it might have been post-partum depression, but then I saw the guy had moved out - either kicked out or uncovered an affair, either way, pride hurt and raged up. Sad.
 
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