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(Nola.com)   Offshore oil worker returns home early to find his wife, a meth lab, and a naked man in the shower   (nola.com) divider line 51
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2013-11-19 12:52:52 PM
Rather crowded in there, wouldn't you say?
 
2013-11-19 01:03:16 PM
Looks like we found Jesse, biatch.
 
2013-11-19 01:03:26 PM
Tuesday....
 
2013-11-19 01:03:39 PM
Heisenberg lives!
 
2013-11-19 01:04:12 PM
The photos of Gollum and Hobbit were very useful in answering the question of what kind of couple creates a meth lab while Hubby's away.
 
2013-11-19 01:04:14 PM
Pfft. Who hasn't?
 
2013-11-19 01:06:31 PM
All that in a shower? How big was the shower?
 
2013-11-19 01:07:30 PM
Writing is jard.
 
2013-11-19 01:07:45 PM
Man, I bet that dude broke bad on him.
 
2013-11-19 01:08:06 PM
....right where he left them?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-11-19 01:10:14 PM
find a his wife? is he italian?
 
2013-11-19 01:11:43 PM
Well that's one way to get rid of an ex.
 
2013-11-19 01:12:22 PM
My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react
 
2013-11-19 01:12:48 PM
That's one big shower
 
2013-11-19 01:13:02 PM
Taken completely out of context,  being charged with "creation of a clandestine lab" sounds freaking bad-ass.
 
2013-11-19 01:13:57 PM
hehe, someone else was doing his deep-she drilling for him.  and the mugshots show he'd been done a favor.  yeuch.
 
2013-11-19 01:19:00 PM
Honey, you told me to clean up my act and get a hobby and start a business.
 
2013-11-19 01:22:10 PM

WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react


Sadly, this kind of thing is not uncommon in military communities.  I have personally heard of and seen worse.
 
2013-11-19 01:22:41 PM

WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react


Kill the other marines...make it look like she did it.. Get back on plane and go home to IRAQ.
 
2013-11-19 01:25:09 PM
machinationsintomadness.com

It's imperative you don't let the queen lay eggs in your brain.
 
2013-11-19 01:26:47 PM
Was the guy coming home named Dewey Andreas?
 
2013-11-19 01:27:08 PM

theodopolis13: find a his wife? is he italian?


too bad someone already fixed that. that's gold, jerry.  gold.
 
2013-11-19 01:28:48 PM

Taken completely out of context, being charged with "creation of a clandestine lab" sounds freaking bad-ass.


Exactly, my first thought was we may need 1 of the Marvel guys to get this under control.
 
2013-11-19 01:29:39 PM
img.fark.net
Just because
 
2013-11-19 01:31:17 PM
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS up your wife while you're at work.
 
2013-11-19 01:38:09 PM

Giltric


Was the guy coming home named Dewey Andreas?


It's not his fault.
 
2013-11-19 01:38:49 PM

kvinesknows: WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react

Kill the other marines...make it look like she did it.. Get back on plane and go home to IRAQ.


Sadly more like messy divorce, she got the dog a female judge that understood her pain/strain of being in a long distance relationship and the lack of support she had, encouraged them to work out their issues, he asked to stay overseas and after NCs mandatory 1 year separation it ended, terrible woman
 
2013-11-19 01:39:28 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Taken completely out of context,  being charged with "creation of a clandestine lab" sounds freaking bad-ass.


Band name.
 
2013-11-19 01:53:22 PM

WillofJ2: kvinesknows: WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react

Kill the other marines...make it look like she did it.. Get back on plane and go home to IRAQ.

Sadly more like messy divorce, she got the dog a female judge that understood her pain/strain of being in a long distance relationship and the lack of support she had, encouraged them to work out their issues, he asked to stay overseas and after NCs mandatory 1 year separation it ended, terrible woman


All marriage should end in death.  Some sooner than later.
 
2013-11-19 01:55:36 PM

Born_Again_Bavarian: WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react

Sadly, this kind of thing is not uncommon in military communities.  I have personally heard of and seen worse.


Worse?!
Ok, I'm intrigued.
What's worse than two guys, drugs and passed out?

And I don't think they let donkeys on the base.

Also, why doesn't cvs or some pharmacy chain sell over the counter (mail in) DNA paternity tests?
You can call it "Need2know, by Jerry"
 
2013-11-19 01:59:52 PM
As an oilfield worker based out of the NOLA area this is relevant to my interests.

/ Personal stories of coworkers:
// One guy lost his job because his wife made some pot brownies knowing that he would fail the drug test, simply because she was a biatch.
/// One guy came home to his wife trying to break into the gun safe so that she could sell all of them for meth, she had already sold everything else in the house.
//// One guy came home to his mom crying only to find out that she sold his prized Dodge Viper and everything that wasn't tied down so keep her gambling habit afloat.
// I could go on for days. So many bad endings.
 
2013-11-19 02:00:27 PM

Resident Muslim: Born_Again_Bavarian: WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react

Sadly, this kind of thing is not uncommon in military communities.  I have personally heard of and seen worse.

Worse?!
Ok, I'm intrigued.
What's worse than two guys, drugs and passed out?

And I don't think they let donkeys on the base.

Also, why doesn't cvs or some pharmacy chain sell over the counter (mail in) DNA paternity tests?
You can call it "Need2know, by Jerry"


One of the state legislator guys suggested mandatory paternity tests before a name could be placed on a birth certificate, gave many valid reasons, they tore this guy apart
 
2013-11-19 02:01:24 PM
0-media-cdn.foolz.us

"We need more women working in offshore oil rigs!  We also need to reduce the workload by 90% so women can do the job!

"PAID LESS?" OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT?!"
 
2013-11-19 02:03:05 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-11-19 02:21:48 PM
It didn't say anything about the dude in the shower being naked. I think subby was just *hoping* he was naked in the shower.
 
2013-11-19 02:31:51 PM
It was a bad marriage when the ex-husband is suspicious of his ex-wife being overly affectionate.
 
2013-11-19 02:37:59 PM
Yeah, they're definitely Marrero.  Much too classy-looking to be from Waggaman.
imgick.nola.com
 
2013-11-19 02:47:42 PM

gopher321: Rather crowded in there, wouldn't you say?


I would shake a tiny fist of rage at you, but there isn't room.
 
2013-11-19 03:12:54 PM
Who keeps a powdered drug in a plastic bag? All the static makes it jump out and scatter and stick to the inside. Baby food jar. Plastic film canister. A clean empty bullet shell plugged with a pencil eraser. Hell, you can buy those little glass crack vials online in bulk for a quarter each. Studies have shown that %100 of cops get a boner and an adrenaline rush when they see or feel a rolled up baggie, and also crack vials go easy in your butt and a plastic bag not so much. A baby food jar is even easier to go up the butt than a plastic bag... with some practice.
 
2013-11-19 03:14:18 PM

Resident Muslim: Born_Again_Bavarian: WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react

Sadly, this kind of thing is not uncommon in military communities.  I have personally heard of and seen worse.

Worse?!
Ok, I'm intrigued.
What's worse than two guys, drugs and passed out?

And I don't think they let donkeys on the base.

Also, why doesn't cvs or some pharmacy chain sell over the counter (mail in) DNA paternity tests?
You can call it "Need2know, by Jerry"


They absolutely do sell that. Look it up.
 
2013-11-19 03:16:11 PM

ransack.: Resident Muslim: Born_Again_Bavarian: WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react

Sadly, this kind of thing is not uncommon in military communities.  I have personally heard of and seen worse.

Worse?!
Ok, I'm intrigued.
What's worse than two guys, drugs and passed out?

And I don't think they let donkeys on the base.

Also, why doesn't cvs or some pharmacy chain sell over the counter (mail in) DNA paternity tests?
You can call it "Need2know, by Jerry"

They absolutely do sell that. Look it up.


I did it for you. From CVS link
 
2013-11-19 04:16:14 PM
ransack.: Plastic film canister.

You must be old.
 
2013-11-19 04:18:49 PM
Found a Meth Lab?  they're pretty rare.

i1215.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-19 05:03:29 PM

Cagey B: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS up your wife while you're at work.


/leaving satisfied, thanks
 
2013-11-19 06:33:22 PM
So disappointed the headline didn't use the word "drilled."
 
2013-11-19 07:11:23 PM
I don't get it. Was the man not supposed to undress for the shower?  Do meth workers not normally disrobe before washing?
 
2013-11-19 08:22:39 PM

WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react


He's a Marine?

Usually they call that "justifiable homicide by a veteran suffering extreme PTSD" on the booking sheet.
 
2013-11-19 09:01:45 PM
Wouldn't it have been more strange if he had been wearing clothes in the shower?
 
2013-11-20 02:08:11 AM
She rabid, I am sure of this.  Her husband should have committed a mercy killing, of both of them.
 
2013-11-20 09:07:45 AM

kvinesknows: WillofJ2: My friend was deployed to iraq a few years ago got an opportunity to take a plane back to surprise his wife for a 4 day "break" or what every they would call it, found his wife passed out with two other marines and a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and she had sold some of his stuff.  Could never imagine that type of thing or how to react

Kill the other marines...make it look like she did it.. Get back on plane and go home to IRAQ.



I love you for this.
 
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