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(RealClear)   Officials at the Dallas Zoo are baffled as to why a male lion suddenly attacked and killed a female lioness with whom he had shared an enclosure for years, suspect he may have been nagged about leaving the litter box lid open too many times   ( realclear.com) divider line
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2013-11-19 12:25:24 PM  
biatch set him up
 
2013-11-19 01:12:32 PM  
"male lion" and "female lioness" from the Department of Redundancy Department.
 
2013-11-19 01:56:55 PM  
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Additional questions?
 
2013-11-19 01:56:55 PM  
B*tches be trippin'
 
2013-11-19 01:57:03 PM  

exick: "male lion" and "female lioness" from the Department of Redundancy Department.


Well, the first rule of the Tautology club is the first rule of the Tautology club.
 
2013-11-19 01:57:09 PM  
Did they go to couples therapy first?
 
2013-11-19 01:57:21 PM  
Chris Rock knows
 
2013-11-19 01:57:30 PM  

exick: "male lion" and "female lioness" from the Department of Redundancy Department.


They know their demographic
 
2013-11-19 01:59:15 PM  

exick: "male lion" and "female lioness" from the Department of Redundancy Department.


We will need to check this out ASAP right away.

The zoo employees will check the enclosure cage and the meal dish where they put food to ensure they were properly fed.

Afterwards they will go and check the other employee staff.
 
2013-11-19 01:59:21 PM  

Shadow Blasko: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 449x281]

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Was going to post this.....leaving....*satisfied*
 
2013-11-19 01:59:21 PM  
The male lion killed the female?  What a pussy!
 
2013-11-19 01:59:44 PM  
I'd heard it was two male lions that attacked the lioness, and that the visitors to the zoo thought they were just playing until it got messy.
 
2013-11-19 02:02:33 PM  
Roy Horn is most impressed...and sends his condolences
 
2013-11-19 02:02:34 PM  
It's just Aslan trying to establish monotheism.
 
2013-11-19 02:02:37 PM  
I'm not saying I condone it, but I understand....
 
2013-11-19 02:03:11 PM  
She wouldn't get in the car.
 
2013-11-19 02:03:43 PM  
Maybe he was up for a fresh lioness after all those years.
 
2013-11-19 02:05:22 PM  

The Muthaship: I'm not saying I condone it, but I understand....

 
2013-11-19 02:05:40 PM  
Menopause. She didn't smell right any more.
 
2013-11-19 02:06:18 PM  
He left the lid to the litter box up too many times.
 
2013-11-19 02:06:58 PM  
4-akamai.tapcdn.coma.abcnews.comSend in this woman to settle the score
 
2013-11-19 02:07:46 PM  
He already told her twice.
 
2013-11-19 02:08:07 PM  
I sabotage the wife nightly leaving toilet seat up. And laugh my ass off every time she falls in, it just keeps getting funnier.
 
2013-11-19 02:08:15 PM  
I doubt this would ever happen in the wild, since it's the lionesses who do the hunting.

Can lions suffer a breakdown?
 
2013-11-19 02:10:06 PM  
If we locked you in a cage with your wife for years on end one of you would end up dead too.
 
2013-11-19 02:11:24 PM  
She said she would be ready in 25 minutes.
 
2013-11-19 02:12:24 PM  

Nogale: I doubt this would ever happen in the wild, since it's the lionesses who do the hunting.

Can lions suffer a breakdown?


Maybe they just don't belong in zoos.
 
2013-11-19 02:12:31 PM  

Gentoolive: I sabotage the wife nightly leaving toilet seat up. And laugh my ass off every time she falls in, it just keeps getting funnier.


The male equivalent would be peeing into a toilet when the lid is down. Not gonna happen.

/unless someone has one of those seat covers that makes the lid fall mid-stream.
 
2013-11-19 02:13:43 PM  
she didn't listen.
 
2013-11-19 02:13:57 PM  
www.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-11-19 02:13:59 PM  

Gentoolive: I sabotage the wife nightly leaving toilet seat up. And laugh my ass off every time she falls in, it just keeps getting funnier.


It's all fun and games until she pisses in your shoes instead.
 
2013-11-19 02:14:32 PM  

Russ1642: Gentoolive: I sabotage the wife nightly leaving toilet seat up. And laugh my ass off every time she falls in, it just keeps getting funnier.

The male equivalent would be peeing into a toilet when the lid is down. Not gonna happen.

/unless someone has one of those seat covers that makes the lid fall mid-stream.


Yeah.  I'm a guy and I've never understood this.
I don't just let fly - I check the position of seat and lid when I'm in the dark.  Why don't women do this? Just reach straight out and touch where they fold up against the tank.
 
2013-11-19 02:15:11 PM  

Nogale: I doubt this would ever happen in the wild, since it's the lionesses who do the hunting.

Can lions suffer a breakdown?


Yes, the lions will suffer a breakdown. I predict in week 13. Stafford gets hurt, Suh gets suspended. Next thing you know they're behind Green Bay and wondering what happened.
 
2013-11-19 02:15:25 PM  
I]m baffled as to why people are so shocked when animals act like animals.
 
2013-11-19 02:15:54 PM  

WillofJ2: [4-akamai.tapcdn.com image 480x480][a.abcnews.com image 850x478]Send in this woman to settle the score


It's beyond me how someone can get off on killing a beautiful animal like that. Farking psychos.
 
2013-11-19 02:18:36 PM  

Girl Sailor: Nogale: I doubt this would ever happen in the wild, since it's the lionesses who do the hunting.

Can lions suffer a breakdown?

Yes, the lions will suffer a breakdown. I predict in week 13. Stafford gets hurt, Suh gets suspended. Next thing you know they're behind Green Bay and wondering what happened.


awesome!
 
2013-11-19 02:18:37 PM  

LAWriter: I]m baffled as to why people are so shocked when animals act like animals.


This appears to be atypical behavior for lions. It's not like a gazelle took a wrong turn, ended up in the lion enclosure, and wound up as dinner.
 
2013-11-19 02:18:43 PM  

FrancoFile: Russ1642: Gentoolive: I sabotage the wife nightly leaving toilet seat up. And laugh my ass off every time she falls in, it just keeps getting funnier.

The male equivalent would be peeing into a toilet when the lid is down. Not gonna happen.

/unless someone has one of those seat covers that makes the lid fall mid-stream.

Yeah.  I'm a guy and I've never understood this.
I don't just let fly - I check the position of seat and lid when I'm in the dark.  Why don't women do this? Just reach straight out and touch where they fold up against the tank.


Or turn the light on.
 
2013-11-19 02:19:13 PM  

Shadow Blasko: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 449x281]

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Leaving satisfied
 
2013-11-19 02:19:59 PM  

abhorrent1: WillofJ2: [4-akamai.tapcdn.com image 480x480][a.abcnews.com image 850x478]Send in this woman to settle the score

It's beyond me how someone can get off on killing a beautiful animal like that. Farking psychos.


Agreed. Only ugly animals, like people, should be killed.
 
2013-11-19 02:20:13 PM  
Cats can develop mental illness. My friend's cat who she raised literally from birth bit her so hard she had nerve damage and the cat needed to be pried off her hand. This was after a string of escalations of violence out of the blue. Cats can go nuts for no reason as they age.
 
2013-11-19 02:20:46 PM  
That's some nerve.
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2013-11-19 02:22:57 PM  
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/Oblig?
 
2013-11-19 02:23:18 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: abhorrent1: WillofJ2: [4-akamai.tapcdn.com image 480x480][a.abcnews.com image 850x478]Send in this woman to settle the score

It's beyond me how someone can get off on killing a beautiful animal like that. Farking psychos.

Agreed. Only ugly animals, like people, should be killed.


Very rarely does anything i read make me laugh audibly had to step away for a minute
 
2013-11-19 02:23:27 PM  
"I would have to think something caused the males to react that they don't normally see every day," he told The Dallas Morning News. "Lions can be aggressive, but they don't kill each other."

I guess his cable provider doesn't carry NatGeo Wild. Lions kill each other frequently in territory disputes and fighting over food.
 
2013-11-19 02:23:47 PM  

FrancoFile: I don't just let fly - I check the position of seat and lid when I'm in the dark. Why don't women do this? Just reach straight out and touch where they fold up against the tank.


A better question is, why do people leave the lip up? Do they just like the idea of a cyclone of toilet water-mist being spewed on everything in the bathroom when they flush?
 
2013-11-19 02:24:15 PM  

MBooda: That's some nerve noive.


Pet peeve.
 
2013-11-19 02:25:23 PM  

generallyso: FrancoFile: I don't just let fly - I check the position of seat and lid when I'm in the dark. Why don't women do this? Just reach straight out and touch where they fold up against the tank.

A better question is, why do people leave the lip up? Do they just like the idea of a cyclone of toilet water-mist being spewed on everything in the bathroom when they flush?


That's why I do it.  It's kind of my thing.
 
2013-11-19 02:25:26 PM  
Clearly a case of bullying gone out of control.
 
2013-11-19 02:25:27 PM  

Nogale: Can lions suffer a breakdown?


Well, let's take you out of your natural path and stick you in a cage with some female at random from your general species and let you know that is all you get to mate with. Oh, and you're getting Monsanto GMO steaks for dinner every night. One's chocked full of steroids. So is she.
Her name is "peggy"
How long you going to last while kids poke at you and toss shiiat at you?
Oh that noise?
Sirens in the night.
Sleep tight.
 
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