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(Celebslam)   Australian model Jessica Hart says Taylor Swift doesn't have the skills required to walk 50 feet in underwear, turn around, and walk 50 feet back   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 117
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2013-11-19 12:30:41 PM  
And by "skills", she means "eating disorder".  NTTAWWT
 
2013-11-19 12:34:55 PM  
I volunteer to judge the tryouts. Also in my underwear.

/and by "underwear" I mean "commando"
//this is not a bookmark
 
2013-11-19 12:38:21 PM  
Runway walking isn't normal walking.
 
2013-11-19 12:52:24 PM  
Taylor Swift is too busy counting her money and singing about ex-boyfriends to be worried about runway walking.
 
2013-11-19 12:53:53 PM  
Your move, Ms. Swift.
 
2013-11-19 12:56:36 PM  
At first I thought it said 50 feet underwater and now I'm kind of disappointed.

/wow, years of internet use has made women in underwear boring
//all that's left is to wait for death, I guess...
 
2013-11-19 12:58:01 PM  
"Taylor Swift?"  Is she that chick that Kanye West made famous by sabotaging her speech at show awards show, and she, in turn, is the one who made Kanywe West famous by being the one who he sabotaged her speech at some awards show?
 
2013-11-19 12:59:37 PM  
www.hotflick.net

It's a walk-off.
 
2013-11-19 01:00:57 PM  

BattleFrenchie28: At first I thought it said 50 feet underwater and now I'm kind of disappointed.

/wow, years of internet use has made women in underwear boring
//all that's left is to wait for death, I guess...


I thought the same thing at first, I had to re-read.  However walking 50' underwater would be difficult as most humans are buoyant.
 
2013-11-19 01:02:52 PM  
No, subby, you have to do all that, AND wear an expression of complete disdain for the audience the whole time.  It's hard work.
 
2013-11-19 01:03:43 PM  
Taylor Swift is probably better at prancing around on a stage and looking good, since she has to sing and dance while she's doing it too. Or at least look like she's singing, and I bet that's not so easy to do either. I haven't seen Taylor Swift fall off a stage yet.
 
2013-11-19 01:08:03 PM  

Homer Nixon: It's a walk-off.


SOMEONE GET BOWIE.
 
2013-11-19 01:08:04 PM  

borg: Taylor Swift is too busy counting her money and singing about ex-boyfriends to be worried about runway walking.


This, had a friend in college that was into modeling and did some photo stuff.  Went to New York for fashion week with her agent to learn the ins and outs of the runway.  When she came back she was showing us "the walk".  How their hips don't dislocate I'll never know.   That's some brutal shiat.
 
2013-11-19 01:10:02 PM  
This just in - Jessica Hart to be Taylor Swift's next victim inspiration for a Top 40 song called Skinny Anorexic Biatch.

/Skinny Anorexic Biatch has a nice ring to it.
 
2013-11-19 01:11:16 PM  
"I'll beat her ass in a New York Minute!" replied Taylor, swiftly.
 
2013-11-19 01:14:10 PM  

EvilEgg: BattleFrenchie28: At first I thought it said 50 feet underwater and now I'm kind of disappointed.

/wow, years of internet use has made women in underwear boring
//all that's left is to wait for death, I guess...

I thought the same thing at first, I had to re-read.  However walking 50' underwater would be difficult as most humans are buoyant.


Put me on the "Walking underwater??? Wtf?" list.
 
2013-11-19 01:14:13 PM  
Taylor Swift isn't going to walk around in public wearing lingerie. She is the center of a multi-million dollar industry that projects a tastefully modest image.

Miley Cyrus, on the other hand, would probably be willing to crawl the length of the runway in pasties and a g-string just to get some attention.
 
2013-11-19 01:14:35 PM  
Perhaps needs to develop a look to give the audience when she makes her turn. Something like...
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-19 01:14:47 PM  
Jessica hart is really ridiculously attractive, until she opens her mouth.
 
2013-11-19 01:16:47 PM  

joyride75: Jessica hart is really ridiculously attractive, until she opens her mouth.


DAT GAP

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-11-19 01:16:49 PM  
Apparently having a massive gap in your front teeth makes you a little biatchy.
 
2013-11-19 01:20:10 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

Damn!  You can drive an aircraft carrier through that gap.
 
2013-11-19 01:23:35 PM  
Will the underwear be pulled up to her nipples?

/one of the worst fashion trends ever
 
2013-11-19 01:23:41 PM  
Sounds like somebody didn't get as much attention as they felt like they should at the backstage coke trough.

/looks like Alfred E. Neuman.....
 
2013-11-19 01:24:13 PM  

8 inches: And by "skills", she means "eating disorder".  NTTAWWT


She's just jealous about Taylor's size -1 frame.
 
2013-11-19 01:24:18 PM  
Isn't Taylor Swift like 5 foot-hell yes? Sounds like a similarly tall Jessica Hart felt threatened by someone that can do something besides walk in a straight line.
 
2013-11-19 01:27:19 PM  

masdog: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Damn!  You can drive an aircraft carrier through that gap.


Meh - she's no Lauren Hutton.
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2013-11-19 01:28:36 PM  
She must shop at The Gap . Errr Banana Republic, if you know what I mean, to get all those gigs
 
2013-11-19 01:30:17 PM  

masdog: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Damn!  You can drive an aircraft carrier through that gap.


I think I did.  USS Constellation.  Biggest warship in the world at the time.
 
2013-11-19 01:35:20 PM  
Wow, a story that involves Taylor Swift that is lamer than Taylor Swift and yet she had no role in creating.  That's actual news.
 
2013-11-19 01:36:23 PM  
Jessica may be right.  Recent reports indicate she is highly skilled at walking backwards as well.
 
2013-11-19 01:36:28 PM  
I don't mind the gap
 
2013-11-19 01:37:49 PM  
Ha, she got juxtaposed with a sammich!

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2013-11-19 01:41:44 PM  
Is disappointed by the lack of good looking Victoria's Secret models of the Brazilian kind.

Come on Adriana, come on Alessandra,
Cum on please.
 
2013-11-19 01:42:24 PM  

red5ish


Miley Cyrus, on the other hand, would probably be willing to crawl lick the length of the runway in pasties and a g-string just to get some attention.
 
2013-11-19 01:43:31 PM  
Also, dat chipmunk face.
 
kab
2013-11-19 01:44:47 PM  
Combustion:

Put me on the "Walking underwater??? Wtf?" list.

Same here.

Moar coffee
 
2013-11-19 01:48:47 PM  

masdog: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Damn!  You can drive an aircraft carrier through that gap.


Ironic, as the tip of my penis is nowhere near that big.
 
2013-11-19 01:50:05 PM  
Jessica, this is not a fight you're going to win. Just back away.
 
2013-11-19 01:54:28 PM  
beyondthebets.com
 
2013-11-19 01:56:10 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "I'll beat her ass in a New York Minute!" replied Taylor, swiftly.



Maybe they should wrestle to see who is right......in their underwear....in a vat of jello
 
2013-11-19 01:56:14 PM  
Jessica Hart also said it was impossible for The Proclaimers to walk five hundred miles and THEN walk five hundred more so they can fall down at her door.
 
2013-11-19 02:02:57 PM  
img513.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-19 02:03:19 PM  
the gap tooth look is not hot.  i get that they purport that it is sort of like  beauty mark but it just looks bad.


media.salon.com

  get it fixed, girls.
 
2013-11-19 02:04:15 PM  

red5ish: [img513.imageshack.us image 800x640]


dear god.
 
2013-11-19 02:07:01 PM  

frepnog: red5ish: [img513.imageshack.us image 800x640]

dear god.


Yeah... no figure, dead eyes and why do they let her hold a guitar when she can barely play one?
 
2013-11-19 02:08:53 PM  
So now we have tooth gap, cleavage gap and thigh gap... is that a "Thing" now? amidoingitrite?
 
2013-11-19 02:09:50 PM  

masdog: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Damn!  You can drive an aircraft carrier through that gap.

 
2013-11-19 02:12:40 PM  
I used to think of mannequins as cynically as subby before learning that showing off the designer's clothes requires talent and skill just like being able to talk about a football game for the networks or read the evening news. I dunno, nothing I've looked at (hee) is as easy as it looks, that's my takeaway.
 
2013-11-19 02:15:17 PM  
Hart on.
 
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