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(NW Florida Daily News)   If you're going to ask a store about a job, at least wait until you get home to shove a dildo down your pants   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 22
    More: Florida, woman accused, Crestview Police Department, sex toys  
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2013-11-19 09:18:32 AM  
the stolen device, which had been used and was no longer in a condition to be returned to the business

So she didn't get hired why?
 
2013-11-19 12:40:57 PM  

Lookeelookee: the stolen device, which had been used and was no longer in a condition to be returned to the business

So she didn't get hired why?


She should.  She clearly has had experience with the products that the store is selling.
 
2013-11-19 12:52:43 PM  
The little bones tickle my scrotum while I fark the carcass.
 
2013-11-19 01:02:00 PM  
Gramma?
 
2013-11-19 01:23:28 PM  
"After viewing the video footage, the defendant retrieved the stolen device, which had been used and was no longer in a condition to be returned to the business, and advised she did not remember taking it," the report stated.

That's some fine crack reporting there.
 
2013-11-19 01:25:03 PM  
Oh, worst. cross-thread. post. evar.
 
2013-11-19 01:26:59 PM  

OregonVet: Oh, worst. cross-thread. post. evar.


I'm glad you said something.

It seemed like it might be related.  But it was really hard to tell.
 
2013-11-19 01:32:50 PM  

Diogenes: I'm glad you said something.


It -might- have been funny in the sleeping-with-the-fishes-in-a-good-way thread, but we'll never know.
 
2013-11-19 01:36:39 PM  
Need pic to determine if interested.
 
2013-11-19 01:40:12 PM  

OregonVet: Diogenes: I'm glad you said something.

It -might- have been funny in the sleeping-with-the-fishes-in-a-good-way thread, but we'll never know.


Hey, I thought you were talking about one of their speciality items.


As for the headline, I can imagine a lot of scribbling going on as Farkers take note.
 
2013-11-19 01:40:19 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-11-19 01:42:04 PM  

OregonVet: The little bones tickle my scrotum while I fark the carcass.


I'm a little tea pot, short and stout.
 
2013-11-19 01:45:54 PM  

OregonVet: The little bones tickle my scrotum while I fark the carcass.


OregonVet: Oh, worst. cross-thread. post. evar.


Or....The BEST CROSS POST EVER!!!!

jmowens.files.wordpress.com

/I knew it was a mistake but I larfed anyway
 
2013-11-19 01:51:29 PM  
"An" dildo.....not her or their or our dildo.
 
2013-11-19 01:59:37 PM  

OregonVet: Oh, worst. cross-thread. post. evar.


Oh, I dunno about worst, but it made you sound like quite the kinky bastard...

/laff'd his arse off XD
 
2013-11-19 02:01:28 PM  
It depends on the kind of job she was looking for.

/or giving
 
2013-11-19 02:35:50 PM  
but was she hot?
 
2013-11-19 03:10:04 PM  
Shop's owner is an asshole for not sharing their toys.
 
2013-11-19 03:28:52 PM  

OregonVet: Oh, worst. cross-thread. post. evar.


I thought it was a Politics-tab chicken farking joke gone horribly wrong.

Now, the real question is, what the fark thread was that supposed to be relevant in?
 
2013-11-19 04:34:07 PM  
*tap tap tap*

I said, "CRACK reporting."

Geez...work with me, people.
 
2013-11-19 04:54:03 PM  

Diogenes: *tap tap tap*

I said, "CRACK reporting."

Geez...work with me, people.


The cross-port blew you out of the water.

/ with the fishes
// in a good way
 
2013-11-19 05:10:18 PM  
Can I fark your carcass tonight, honey?  Please, please?  Can I?
 
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