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(CBC)   Couple marries 75 years after first kiss. At this rate, first handjob anticipated in 2074   (cbc.ca) divider line 18
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2013-11-19 09:40:33 AM
The Rheumatiz gives her a very tight grip. Of course, she only wishes his cock were as stiff as her joints.
 
2013-11-19 10:01:24 AM
and then - the sweet release. of death.
 
2013-11-19 10:46:34 AM
By then hopefully she'll have Parkinsons.
 
2013-11-19 10:48:38 AM
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Well, she better start getting into shape.
 
2013-11-19 10:49:04 AM
For some reason the story about 500 year old clams comes to mind.
 
2013-11-19 10:50:02 AM
Who the hell marries a chick before she gives you a handjob?
 
2013-11-19 10:52:50 AM
Couple marries 75 years after first kiss. At this rate, first handjob anticipated in 2074 never

FTFY, our presumably unmarried subby.
 
2013-11-19 10:59:00 AM
A Parkinson's sufferer can deliver a very satisfactory handjob without even realising it!
 
2013-11-19 11:00:20 AM

bonno: A Parkinson's sufferer can deliver a very satisfactory handjob without even realising it!


already covered it.

ChipNASA: By then hopefully she'll have Parkinsons.

10:46 am
 
2013-11-19 11:10:31 AM
She looks like she knows how to work that pussy though.
 
2013-11-19 11:13:15 AM
Exactly where was this kiss placed?
 
2013-11-19 11:16:13 AM

fireclown: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Well, she better start getting into shape.


Right.  Although old people probably already know a thing or two about the old fashion.
 
2013-11-19 11:16:40 AM
At this rate, first handjob anticipated in 2074

By that time he'll just bone her six feet deep.
 
2013-11-19 11:37:28 AM
The strangest boner and the Grim Reaper intersect around this age.
 
2013-11-19 11:38:16 AM
Actually they had sex before they kissed.

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/hot
 
2013-11-19 11:39:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: The Rheumatiz gives her a very tight grip. Of course, she only wishes his cock were as stiff as her joints.


Oh god, I laughed way too hard at this.

/cracks knuckles self-consciously
 
2013-11-19 12:23:46 PM
Ha! Jokes on him. No one gets a hand job after marriage.
 
2013-11-19 08:02:19 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ha! Jokes on him. No one gets a hand job after marriage.


Having been married multiple times, I can say from experience that it's always fun when the wife begins telling you the sexual things she's no longer going to do/allow/participate in. Sure, it was fun when we were dating, and hot when we were engaged, but now that we're married, what's the point? We've had the wedding. We've got the piece of paper legally binding us together. The marketing phase has ended. Yup. Fun times. Of course, it gets even better later on when SHE STARTS COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR LACK OF SEXUAL INTEREST IN HER...

I'm sorry... What were we talking about?
 
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