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(TMZ)   Bieber parties: NAKED WOMEN EVERYWHERE   (tmz.com) divider line 31
    More: Unlikely, Justin Bieber, nude, Trey Songz, TMZ, T.I.  
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4820 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Nov 2013 at 8:39 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-19 08:30:22 AM  
That's like having a tray of prime rib at a vegan dinner.
 
2013-11-19 08:41:02 AM  
He wants to be black soooooooo bad.
 
2013-11-19 08:41:12 AM  
Only one way to get that many men naked, I suppose.
 
2013-11-19 08:45:00 AM  
What's unlikely about a rich brat hiring stripers?
 
2013-11-19 08:47:15 AM  
Hookers?

RFTA...

Strippers.
 
2013-11-19 08:47:19 AM  

thornhill: What's unlikely about a rich brat hiring stripers?


Came for this.

Dude has a shiat load of cash, a lot of women will get naked for less than a shiatload of cash.  This is not unlikely.
 
2013-11-19 08:54:30 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: thornhill: What's unlikely about a rich brat hiring stripers?

Came for this.

Dude has a shiat load of cash, a lot of women will get naked for less than a shiatload of cash.  This is not unlikely.


Not to mention; nobody thinks he will be popular forever so he might as well cash in now before he is like one of the Back St Boys begging for donations to pay his mortgage.
 
2013-11-19 08:54:54 AM  
I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

cdn.evilbeetgossip.com

or

www.indybay.org
 
2013-11-19 08:57:27 AM  

phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

[cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 500x516]

or

[www.indybay.org image 400x400]



You forgot this one:

www.bergenhealthandlife.com
 
2013-11-19 09:03:49 AM  
What else would you expect at a rock-n-roll lesbian's party?
 
2013-11-19 09:06:08 AM  
Sorry, Bieb - it ain't a successful party until Rob Ford shows up and takes a doog in your hot tub.
 
2013-11-19 09:10:43 AM  

monoski: DoBeDoBeDo: thornhill: What's unlikely about a rich brat hiring stripers?

Came for this.

Dude has a shiat load of cash, a lot of women will get naked for less than a shiatload of cash.  This is not unlikely.

Not to mention; nobody thinks he will be popular forever so he might as well cash in now before he is like one of the Back St Boys begging for donations to pay his mortgage.


One might argue that blowing all his money on a giant party including large numbers of strippers and free drugs for the guests might be less "cashing in now" and more "trying to be like one of the Back Street Boys begging for donations to pay his mortgage".
 
2013-11-19 09:13:23 AM  

phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

[cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 500x516]

or

[www.indybay.org image 400x400]


[whynotboth.jpg]
 
2013-11-19 09:30:58 AM  

BizarreMan: phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

[cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 500x516]

or

[www.indybay.org image 400x400]

[whynotboth.jpg]


The lineup is missing nicki minaj
 
2013-11-19 09:34:24 AM  

phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-19 09:52:29 AM  
I would pay a year's salary just to punch this little twerp in the gooch.
 
2013-11-19 10:00:09 AM  

Leader O'Cola: phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

[i.imgur.com image 368x490]


That's the biggest dick Air Force Amy has ever had her hands on.
 
2013-11-19 10:40:47 AM  

phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

[cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 500x516]

or

[www.indybay.org image 400x400]


It's close, but Hannity will always win any such contest.
 
2013-11-19 11:07:47 AM  
I guess this is newsworthy because it's Beiber?

Whatever... There are such parties in every city and every town every weekend. You just have to know where and when to be there.
 
2013-11-19 01:07:55 PM  

Andric: phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

[cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 500x516]

or

[www.indybay.org image 400x400]

It's close, but Hannity will always win any such contest.


If you shove your arm far enough up JB's rectum, you can use him as a fist to punch SH.
 
2013-11-19 01:15:58 PM  
But he's so kewl and edgy....and he forgot to pull up his pants after going poo-poo.

i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-19 02:27:27 PM  
The really unlikely thing is that Bieber, Chris Brown, and Floyd Mayweather were all in the same room and didn't collapse into a sort of black hole of douchebaggery.
 
2013-11-19 02:59:18 PM  

give me doughnuts: phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

[cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 500x516]

or

[www.indybay.org image 400x400]


You forgot this one:

[www.bergenhealthandlife.com image 350x525]


you both forgot:
images.rcp.realclearpolitics.com
 
2013-11-19 03:56:55 PM  

Leader O'Cola: phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

[i.imgur.com image 368x490]


who's the slag?
 
2013-11-19 04:36:24 PM  

USCLaw2010: He wants to be black soooooooo bad.


Oh I agree, but I think he's trying to be 'trendy' and 'OG' so he does what his immature little mind can:
"HEY GUYS, COME TO MY PARTY, I GOT STRIPPERS AND DRUUUUGS...
Only if you tell me I'm cool and sigh this NDA..."
 
2013-11-19 04:58:38 PM  
he's living the dream of my youth. dammit.
 
2013-11-19 05:08:03 PM  
Don't these people have financial advisors?

Look, kid, you'll be popular for 5, maybe 10, years. You'll make several million dollars during that time. After that, it's $500/yr on royalties from dentist office Muzak.

Stuff $10 million in a trust that's untouchable. After your flash of fame live on income from the trust, ~$400,000/year.

You'll still be a 1%er and able to jet off to France for the weekend whenever you want. You just won't be able to do it on your own private jet you keep out back at your private airport.

- Jasen.
 
2013-11-19 05:39:04 PM  
Bieber parties: NAKED WO MEN EVERYWHERE
 
2013-11-19 08:05:06 PM  
Isn't this the whole @#$%ing reason people want to be rock and/or movie stars???

:)
 
2013-11-19 08:25:11 PM  

karnal: give me doughnuts: phenn: I ask this as sort of an impromptu poll. Whose face is more punchable?

[cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 500x516]

or

[www.indybay.org image 400x400]


You forgot this one:

[www.bergenhealthandlife.com image 350x525]

you both forgot:
[images.rcp.realclearpolitics.com image 356x267]


Eric Cantor
 
2013-11-19 09:56:19 PM  
As much as I can't stand him or Chris Brown, I have to concede:

They're doing the party thing correctly.

Seriously, when was the last time you heard a legitimate rock band pull off a party like that?

Last one I heard of was probably Motley Crue in the mid 1980's.  Ever since all the rock acts have been too busy being emo headcases and never got back to proper crazy-ass partying.

All rock bands should be hanging their heads in shame that this lip syncing mop-pisser and his girl-beating friend properly out-naked-partied them.

FOR SHAME ROCK BANDS!!!   Keith Moon and John Bohnam are spinning in their graves right now.
 
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