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(Huffington Post)   Really, who amongst us has never used the "Just airing out my penis, officer" defense?   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, William Gibson, St. Patrick's Day Parade, Jensen Beach, Mike Eiskant, vice mayor, Lake Worth, Saint Paul  
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2352 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Nov 2013 at 8:32 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-19 07:10:33 AM  
Who else read that in a Stewie voice?
2013-11-19 08:41:18 AM  
He clearly expected to.......

*dons sunglasses*

.........get off.

2013-11-19 08:42:37 AM  
No, I heard that in Morgan Freeman's dulcet tenor and I answered in much the same, "Uh, me, but you gotta get busy livin' or get busy dyin'" I hope it is not serious, this condition...
2013-11-19 08:45:34 AM  
He should have went with the "I'm an alien and this is my breathing tube" defense.

Works every time.
2013-11-19 08:54:16 AM  
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/Well, not her penis I think
//don't know communal property laws in Virginia
///her slashies didn't come in three
2013-11-19 09:05:41 AM  
There's a special charge for showing your Dick to the elderly?
2013-11-19 09:09:41 AM  

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2013-11-19 09:27:10 AM  
One should only air out their balls. The penis, not so much.
2013-11-19 12:17:30 PM  
"It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out."
2013-11-19 02:02:16 PM  
I usually hang it out the window while riding the bus.
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