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(Orlando Sentinel)   After getting into a traffic accident, did the Florida woman A) call police, B) exchange insurance information, or C) toss her toddler at one cop and punch another   (thesent.nl) divider line 15
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2013-11-19 08:23:15 AM
You can thank me later.

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2013-11-19 08:26:11 AM
I don't know, should I start warning people against eating too much orange?

/No clue if Florida actually eats a lot of orange or not
 
2013-11-19 08:26:43 AM
New trend? I think we had a story about a woman wielding her toddler against police a few months ago as well.
 
2013-11-19 08:32:09 AM

Facetious_Speciest: New trend? I think we had a story about a woman wielding her toddler against police a few months ago as well.


I recall seeing a bus fight where the lady threw her toddler at someone who was telling her to calm down before assaulting another person.
 
2013-11-19 08:33:30 AM
Is it the heat? Is it the old people? Is it the Jews™?

Seriously, why the fark are there apparently so many crazy people in Florida?

Was it doomed from the start or has it been a gradual descent into madness?
 
2013-11-19 08:35:49 AM
Why is it always a kneegrow?

/that pic is some ugly cold Modina right there, I tell ya.
 
2013-11-19 08:39:27 AM
You had me at "Florida", subby.
 
2013-11-19 08:44:47 AM

mayIFark: I don't know, should I start warning people against eating too much orange?

/No clue if Florida actually eats a lot of orange or not


Occasionally we have a glass of orange juice with breakfast. Most of the oranges get marked up to 300% of their value and shipped up north. It's how we make money in the off-season.

Thanks, by the way. Still no state income tax here.
 
2013-11-19 08:46:15 AM
"Occasionally we have a glass of orange juice with breakfast. Most of the oranges get marked up to 300% of their value and shipped up north. It's how we make money in the off-season.

Thanks, by the way. Still no state income tax here."


Deadbeats.....
 
2013-11-19 09:35:41 AM
Fool, everybody knows you use babies as bullet shields
 
2013-11-19 10:07:33 AM
She was just following the Farkers' advice in the New Mexico traffic stop story.
 
2013-11-19 10:12:18 AM
What's awful is that I knew exactly what the mugshot would look like before clicking on the article.
 
2013-11-19 10:30:28 AM
Subby, why did she punch a toddler?  Did the toddler deserve it?
 
2013-11-19 01:08:20 PM
After looking at the mug shot, the thing that surprises me most is that any guy would actually have sex with 'her' to make her pregnant.

Some dude has absolutely no taste at all or drinks far too much.
 
2013-11-19 01:09:05 PM

WelldeadLink: She was just following the Farkers' advice in the New Mexico traffic stop story.


Exactly. Throwing your baby gets it out of the line of fire when the cop unloads.

Just kidding. Fark threads are making me less empathetic to the suffering of others so I don't care about her.

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