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(Huffington Post)   Looks like you'll be getting leftovers for Thanksgiving   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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1215 clicks; posted to Business » on 19 Nov 2013 at 9:19 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-19 08:56:11 AM  
Walgreens Transport Chair or Rollator Walker: $79.99

Somehow those just don't seem like good Black Friday items.
 
2013-11-19 10:37:57 AM  
Other Walgreens items aren't recycled, but they are old tech. Still, $90ish for a tablet isn't terrible.
 
2013-11-19 12:05:57 PM  
Kinda lame but when I leave my parents after thanksgiving I will be taking every leftover that isnt nailed down and eat great for the next week.
 
2013-11-19 12:32:15 PM  
I've always wanted one of those jump starters. Maybe I'll finally pick one up this year.
 
2013-11-19 01:24:04 PM  
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"A majority of Black Friday sales are excuse to get rid of old stock, film at 11."

/Never gone out the Friday after Thanksgiving.
//Not trampling an old lady to save a few bucks on a TV.
 
2013-11-19 02:49:48 PM  
My wife wants to go to Target or Kmart or something on farking Thanksgiving day at 8pm, and she thinks I should go with because "kids", so I'm dreading this shiat. How about I stay home with the little terrors instead of going out?

/my kids aren't terrors, but saying "sleeping kds" doesn't help my dramatic plea
 
2013-11-19 09:50:40 PM  
YodaBlues:Not trampling an old lady to save a few bucks on a TV.

CSB time, the first Black Friday sale I went to was for a Mervyn's door prize event.  The prize?  An autographed (HA!) Joe Montana football and other NFL themed knickknacks.  This was around the time that Black Friday sales started at 6am on the nose.  I was maybe 5th in line to the door when from behind, as the doors were being unlocked, a granny in her 70's with crutches used the crutches to shoulder her way to the front of the line actually mashing my toes as she pushed.  As the doors opened, I tripped over her crutch and in some bizarre Matrix-like move rolled her under as I regained my footing and made it through the doors.

/That football was totally worth watching her dog me from the floor.
//The football was a Nerf ripoff that my dog dispatched weeks later.
 
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