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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Sorry to break the bad news, but the 'soul cleanse' you got in the Walmart parking lot is probably a scam   (koat.com) divider line 32
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2013-11-19 08:52:01 AM
"Probably."

So, it might be cool.
 
2013-11-19 08:52:18 AM
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2013-11-19 08:53:46 AM
Is it in the hair-care aisle?
www.crunkfeministcollective.com
 
2013-11-19 08:54:16 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-19 08:54:54 AM
But the Rolex is legit, right?
 
2013-11-19 08:55:08 AM
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But the Soul Glow is still legit, right?
 
2013-11-19 08:55:15 AM
This is why I go to Target for all my soul-cleansing needs.
 
2013-11-19 08:55:53 AM
Window tinting in the parking light is totally legit, though.
 
2013-11-19 08:56:12 AM
DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU DUBTOALL!
 
2013-11-19 08:58:45 AM
Sorry to break the bad news, but the 'soul cleanse' you got in the Walmart parking lot is probably is a scam.
 
2013-11-19 09:00:24 AM
Anytime anyone says anything to you about a "soul", it's a scam.

Especially if it's a church.
 
2013-11-19 09:00:35 AM
Well, duh. There's no such thing as a soul. They exist only in fantasies like Lord of the Rings or Judeo-Christianity.
 
2013-11-19 09:01:13 AM
Can anyone prove a dark spirit is following him after the soul cleanse?

No?

Then it clearly worked and isn't a scam.
 
2013-11-19 09:01:37 AM
The parking lot mammogram service I offer is totally legit though.
 
2013-11-19 09:04:04 AM

BSABSVR: The parking lot mammogram service I offer is totally legit though.


Now that you mention it, I have noticed some lumps in my parking lot. When can you start?
 
2013-11-19 09:04:35 AM
Really? Goddamnit. Well, at least the colon cleanse I got was legit ...
 
2013-11-19 09:07:31 AM

SDRR: Really? Goddamnit. Well, at least the colon cleanse I got was legit ...


If you were in NM, I have some bad news
 
2013-11-19 09:10:22 AM
No kidding! There's still a ton of muck stuck in my shoes.
 
2013-11-19 09:12:27 AM

BSABSVR: The parking lot mammogram service I offer is totally legit though.


do you offer car loans?
 
2013-11-19 09:16:40 AM
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2013-11-19 09:18:54 AM
Reminds me of this old gem:


A warning for you or any of your friends who may be regular customers at Walmart. Over the last month or so I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping, which has be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think that it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works.
Two  seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you're loading stuff into your trunk. They both start washing your windshield with a rag while their cleavage is practically falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's  impossible not to look.
When you thank them or offer a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blowjob, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th of last month and the 2nd of this month, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again today.
 
2013-11-19 09:21:52 AM
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"But there were witnesses saw us redeemed!"
 
2013-11-19 09:24:28 AM

Weatherkiss: BSABSVR: The parking lot mammogram service I offer is totally legit though.

Now that you mention it, I have noticed some lumps in my parking lot. When can you start?


I'm afraid you've got a case of speed humps. Just wait for winter, the snowplows will get rid of them.
 
2013-11-19 09:24:58 AM
Huh.

I thought "soul cleanse" was another term for "anal bleaching."
 
2013-11-19 09:49:24 AM

Weatherkiss: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]


Just saw that jackass on TV this morning. Amazing that people who look that shady constantly get people to give them money.
 
2013-11-19 10:01:48 AM
If you believe in souls in the first place, you might be susceptible to this sort of scam.
 
2013-11-19 10:05:18 AM

MythDragon: Weatherkiss: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]

Just saw that jackass on TV this morning. Amazing that people who look that shady constantly get people to give them money.


Same as this Wal-Mart scam. Except he has a lot more money and television access.
 
2013-11-19 10:07:46 AM

megarian: Huh.

I thought "soul cleanse" was another term for "anal bleaching."


Don't get one of those in a walmart parking lot either.
 
2013-11-19 10:21:19 AM
So they only thing they did wrong was not registering for tax exempt status?
 
M-G
2013-11-19 10:45:59 AM
Anything with 'soul' or 'cleanse' is a scam.
 
2013-11-19 12:08:35 PM
See African voodoo article above
 
2013-11-19 01:54:36 PM
Now that is odd. Most people get ripped of inside Wal Mart
 
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