BSABSVR: The parking lot mammogram service I offer is totally legit though.
SDRR: Really? Goddamnit. Well, at least the colon cleanse I got was legit ...
Weatherkiss: BSABSVR: The parking lot mammogram service I offer is totally legit though.Now that you mention it, I have noticed some lumps in my parking lot. When can you start?
Weatherkiss: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]
MythDragon: Weatherkiss: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]Just saw that jackass on TV this morning. Amazing that people who look that shady constantly get people to give them money.
megarian: Huh.I thought "soul cleanse" was another term for "anal bleaching."
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