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(Yahoo)   DEAR ABBY: I am attracted to a man who is 27 years my junior. (Shipping and handling are included in the price.) Yes that's the actual pre-click link. Now you may go read the article   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 51
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2013-11-19 08:23:25 AM  
"DEAR ABBY: I am a man dating a woman 27 years my junior. I don't want any advice, I'm just telling everyone. - WOOT WOOT IN MARYLAND"
 
2013-11-19 08:39:37 AM  
The problem is the woman is 30 and the dude is 3.
 
2013-11-19 08:52:28 AM  

Walker: The problem is the woman is 30 and the dude is 3.


Ha, I want to know what their ages are too.
 
2013-11-19 09:51:39 AM  
oh god, I got ad trolled. no shipping and handling here.

why did i fall for that?!?! why?
 
2013-11-19 09:52:44 AM  

Walker: The problem is the woman is 30 and the dude is 3.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Niiiiiiiiiice.
 
2013-11-19 10:02:28 AM  
Sterling Archer! You have no business meddling
 
2013-11-19 10:17:09 AM  
My wife and I have a similar age gap.  Our 14th wedding anniversary is this December.
 
2013-11-19 10:19:24 AM  

Stile4aly: My wife and I have a similar age gap.  Our 14th wedding anniversary is this December.


Aw.... congratulations!
 
2013-11-19 10:24:24 AM  
Seriously people have some weird ass complaints in life. Age gap, tnaked girl pics, women wearing hats at sporting events when the National Anthem is played, and a divorced friend that wears old style 80's clothes whose friend wants to go find a stud.

Sounds more like that last one I mentioned was being a touch selfish...
Oh well wake me up when people have real complaints in life.
 
2013-11-19 10:25:52 AM  

Sybarite: "DEAR ABBY: I am a man dating a woman 27 years my junior. I don't want any advice, I'm just telling everyone. - WOOT WOOT IN MARYLAND"


I, uh.....resemble this remark. 27 years between us. He thought it was hilarious, since he had me completely wrapped around his finger. I can do math, but I could not resist.

Since he's probably gone now, I'll just say OH GOD DON'T LEAVE ME. PLEASE DON'T GO.

The world is a weird place.
 
2013-11-19 10:32:11 AM  

Sybarite: "DEAR ABBY: I am a man dating a woman 27 years my junior. I don't want any advice, I'm just telling everyone. - WOOT WOOT IN MARYLAND"


When a woman does this, she's a Cougar on the prowl.  When a guy does this, OMG, the guy is a Perv and should be locked away for life!
 
2013-11-19 10:33:01 AM  
Dear Abby Penthouse forum: I'm 40 and been dating/living part-time with a 22-year old stripper for almost a year.

/True story, bro
//Yes, it's every bit as wild as you'd think
///naughty/sexy outfits + lap dances at home = no need for internet porn
 
2013-11-19 10:38:30 AM  

gretzkyscores: Dear Abby Penthouse forum: I'm 40 and been dating/living part-time with a 22-year old stripper for almost a year.

/True story, bro
//Yes, it's every bit as wild as you'd think
///naughty/sexy outfits + lap dances at home = no need for internet porn


way to aim high. good for you.
 
2013-11-19 10:39:25 AM  

gretzkyscores: Dear Abby Penthouse forum: I'm 40 and been dating/living part-time with a 22-year old stripper for almost a year.

/True story, bro
//Yes, it's every bit as wild as you'd think
///naughty/sexy outfits + lap dances at home = no need for internet porn


Pics or GTFO.
/obligatory
 
2013-11-19 10:51:16 AM  

PsyLord: When a guy does this, OMG, the guy is a Perv and should be locked away for life!


What planet do you live on, because on Earth, there's a long tradition of thinking it pretty awesome when older men date significantly younger women. People like Hugh Heffner have basically built their career out of selling that fantasy. Generally, it's the younger women who get the shiat end of the stick, since everyone assumes they must be gold-diggers.
 
2013-11-19 10:54:39 AM  
Dear Abby Dear Abby You won't believe this
But cobwebs all cover my vagaga's abyss
I need a young man to clean where I pee
But I'll ask you instead if one can raise the dead seas.......

.......signed Dry Socket
 
2013-11-19 10:55:21 AM  

PsyLord: gretzkyscores: Dear Abby Penthouse forum: I'm 40 and been dating/living part-time with a 22-year old stripper for almost a year.

/True story, bro
//Yes, it's every bit as wild as you'd think
///naughty/sexy outfits + lap dances at home = no need for internet porn

Pics or GTFO.
/obligatory


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-19 10:57:06 AM  
Dear Abby I'm dating a girl 10 years younger than me that will be making more money than me in a few years ka-ching!!!
 
2013-11-19 11:08:17 AM  
Demi Moore is writing to Abby now?
 
2013-11-19 11:12:48 AM  

Stile4aly: My wife and I have a similar age gap.  Our 14th wedding anniversary is this December.


Dat gap.
 
2013-11-19 11:19:51 AM  

gretzkyscores: Dear Abby Penthouse forum: I'm 40 and been dating/living part-time with a 22-year old stripper for almost a year.

/True story, bro
//Yes, it's every bit as wild as you'd think
///naughty/sexy outfits + lap dances at home = no need for internet porn


When the meds kick in it's going to be rough for a while. But reality is worth it.
 
2013-11-19 11:29:40 AM  

Chiquidin: Seriously people have some weird ass complaints in life. Age gap, tnaked girl pics, women wearing hats at sporting events when the National Anthem is played, and a divorced friend that wears old style 80's clothes whose friend wants to go find a stud.

Sounds more like that last one I mentioned was being a touch selfish...
Oh well wake me up when people have real complaints in life.


Isn't it just a general condition - I seem to remember they did a study of happiness in people that won the lottery and others that had recently been paralyzed for life, etc., and the two groups self reported happiness were at the opposite ends of the spectrum initially (no surprise) but within about 6 months they were about the same as the control group again. So it would seem consist that people will complain equally bitterly (if they are of the personality to be complainers) whether their issue is objectively serious, or completely trivial when viewed by anyone else.
 
2013-11-19 11:32:26 AM  
He has also mentioned us living together and said he would gladly pay half the expenses even though I make more than he does.

I'd like to know the difference in this as well, in addition to the age  (i am going to guess 22-25 for him, 49-52 for her, but, could creep up from there).   I think you might have at best a "sugar mama" thing here, and, at worst, he's trying to get access to her accounts and run off with her savings.
 
2013-11-19 11:43:23 AM  
Only 27 years difference?

www.movingimage.us
 
2013-11-19 12:45:56 PM  

Stile4aly: My wife and I have a similar age gap.  Our 14th wedding anniversary is this December.


also her birthday... literally
 
2013-11-19 12:53:46 PM  
Jingle Strangle, the reflection in your pic is NSFW.
It may be debatable, but I wouldn't want to have that discussion with a boss who is
thinking of ways to reduce the workforce.
/the whole pic is not safe for sanity
 
2013-11-19 01:14:09 PM  

gretzkyscores: Dear Abby Penthouse forum: I'm 40 and been dating/living part-time with a 22-year old stripper for almost a year.

/True story, bro
//Yes, it's every bit as wild as you'd think
///naughty/sexy outfits + lap dances at home = no need for internet porn


Dumbass. You don't "date" a stripper, you just rent her (along with every other dick who comes along.) Hope you double-glove it.
 
2013-11-19 01:17:30 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Jingle Strangle, the reflection in your pic is NSFW.
It may be debatable, but I wouldn't want to have that discussion with a boss who is
thinking of ways to reduce the workforce.
/the whole pic is not safe for sanity


I noticed that after I posted it. It isn't immediately apparent, so hopefully your boss won't scrutinize the pic long enough to see it.
 
2013-11-19 01:20:21 PM  
Been there, done that..sort of..

Dated my younger brother's girlfriend's Mom for a while. I was 26 she was 39 and had a younger live-in boyfriend (that she eventually married). She's like 60 now and chubbed out (beer weight) but dang, it was fun!

My brother and I compared notes later and the Mom turned out to be much better in the sack that the daughter. Strange but true!
 
2013-11-19 01:43:17 PM  
Jingle Strangle:

I noticed that after I posted it. It isn't immediately apparent, so hopefully your boss won't scrutinize the pic long enough to see it.

I beg to differ. That is a farking water buffalo.
 
2013-11-19 01:50:58 PM  
Been there, done that. Waste of time.

Find a younger woman (within about 4-5 years) and enjoy the relationship. Your energy levels will match, your cultural references will match and you'll usually have interests that develop at the same pace.
 
2013-11-19 02:24:54 PM  

Caelistis: your cultural references will match


I don't know about that. I recently started hanging out with a new crowd of people who are within that age range, and I feel like I'm visiting aliens. Of course, I feel like that on Fark, too. I have no idea what most of the stuff on the showbiz tab means.
 
2013-11-19 02:42:38 PM  
DEAR ABBY: I am attracted to a man who is 27 years my junior. He is also attracted to me because he initiated our meeting. We have gone out a few times, and he says he doesn't care about our age difference. He has also mentioned us living together and said he would gladly pay half the expenses even though I make more than he does.

This is truly sad if she thinks this guy is in the up-and-up.
 
2013-11-19 02:44:39 PM  
"ON" the up-and-up.

/dammit
 
2013-11-19 03:08:16 PM  

groppet: Dear Abby I'm dating a girl 10 years younger than me that will be making more money than me in a few years  ka-ching!!!


/doinitright?
 
2013-11-19 03:14:53 PM  
When I was 17, a 53 year old woman made a pass at me.  I complimented her on her legs and then she more or less offered to wrap them around me.  Too shy to actually take her up on it and I have regretted it ever since.  Would have been a great experience.
 
2013-11-19 03:23:46 PM  

Stile4aly: My wife and I have a similar age gap.  Our 14th wedding anniversary is this December.


Is she a Golden Girl, just like Bea Arthur?

/Turn down the lights so we can go farther
 
2013-11-19 03:52:09 PM  

t3knomanser: I don't know about that. I recently started hanging out with a new crowd of people who are within that age range, and I feel like I'm visiting aliens. Of course, I feel like that on Fark, too. I have no idea what most of the stuff on the showbiz tab means.



Get out more. I'm not being snarky, just honest. You need two skills sets; the professional one you have and the social one you need outside of work. You need to approach the latter like the former, as tools to help you succeed.
 
2013-11-19 03:56:12 PM  

Jingle Strangle: PsyLord: gretzkyscores: Dear Abby Penthouse forum: I'm 40 and been dating/living part-time with a 22-year old stripper for almost a year.

/True story, bro
//Yes, it's every bit as wild as you'd think
///naughty/sexy outfits + lap dances at home = no need for internet porn

Pics or GTFO.
/obligatory

[img.fark.net image 528x395]


Does that pole have a weight rating?
 
2013-11-19 03:59:25 PM  

Caelistis: You need two skills sets; the professional one you have and the social one you need outside of work.


Oh, I have great social skills. I get along well with pretty much anyone. I just have  no idea what they're talking about. I know when to smile and nod.
 
2013-11-19 04:10:08 PM  
By the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, so long as this woman is at least 68 years old she's in the clear.

So you can go ahead and think about that for a while.
 
2013-11-19 04:17:54 PM  
Dear Jezebel:  I'm am dating a woman 27 years younger than me and I was wondering --

Jezebel:  RAPIST!!!!
 
2013-11-19 04:44:37 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: When I was 17, a 53 year old woman made a pass at me.  I complimented her on her legs and then she more or less offered to wrap them around me.  Too shy to actually take her up on it and I have regretted it ever since.  Would have been a great experience.


You dummy. My first time was with a horny cougar probably over twice my age. It was a great experience and I still think about it sometimes. It's ok, I regret what I didn't do too. There were girls I thought were "too skanky" but given the chance to do it over I would pound the shiat out of those skanks and see how crazy they could get.
 
2013-11-19 04:56:33 PM  

Fafai: Pumpernickel bread: When I was 17, a 53 year old woman made a pass at me.  I complimented her on her legs and then she more or less offered to wrap them around me.  Too shy to actually take her up on it and I have regretted it ever since.  Would have been a great experience.

You dummy. My first time was with a horny cougar probably over twice my age. It was a great experience and I still think about it sometimes. It's ok, I regret what I didn't do too. There were girls I thought were "too skanky" but given the chance to do it over I would pound the shiat out of those skanks and see how crazy they could get.


My first older woman (me 19, her 33) was awesome. Since I was 19 I could keep it up forever which was totally fine with her. She knew how to tell her suitor how to hit her G-spot, too. That lady was jelly by the time it was all over.

Good times...good times.
 
2013-11-19 05:24:28 PM  
27 years? There is something really wrong with that dude
 
2013-11-19 06:08:35 PM  
Funny, I've only ever dated one girl younger than me. All the rest have been older (but only by a year or two).
 
2013-11-19 07:11:06 PM  

Jingle Strangle: PsyLord: gretzkyscores: Dear Abby Penthouse forum: I'm 40 and been dating/living part-time with a 22-year old stripper for almost a year.

/True story, bro
//Yes, it's every bit as wild as you'd think
///naughty/sexy outfits + lap dances at home = no need for internet porn

Pics or GTFO.
/obligatory

[img.fark.net image 528x395]


The reflection in the mirror, is that a boob or another roll of fat?
 
2013-11-19 07:17:30 PM  
Agreed...pics at GTFO.
 
2013-11-19 10:48:31 PM  
Farkers complain about the Dear Prudie columns but these are like the Reader's Guide summaries of the Reader's Digest articles.
 
2013-11-19 11:26:01 PM  
There are 7 billion people on earth. Surely, there is at least one male who is seriously into much older women.

So long as both parties are old enough to consent, i don't care about the age issue.
 
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