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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Always make sure you look both ways for traffic before tossing a lit Molotov cocktail into the street   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Alaska State Troopers, discounts, Beth Ipsen, traffic  
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2237 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Nov 2013 at 8:24 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-19 09:09:41 AM  
 As someone who has played many hours of GTA I know that something like this can only end one of two ways, a violent shootout where you blow up numerous helicopters, sqad cars, and police officers before being gunned down, or you end up hiding in a tunnel until they forget about you.
2013-11-19 09:11:33 AM  
I would like to throw one just once,it seems like it'd be satisfying. Of course I mean like throw it in an empty lot or something not into farking traffic.
2013-11-19 10:37:41 AM  
Did it have olives? Or a lemon peel? Why would anyone through away a cocktail? Peoples is nuts.
2013-11-19 02:52:47 PM  
And always make sure the charges are egregious as possible because the only thing that will make them learn is a life of poverty.
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