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(KHOU Houston)   If you flee the country because you're wanted for the sexual assault of a teen, it doesn't help your case if you book a flight for Thailand   (khou.com) divider line 14
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2013-11-19 07:42:40 AM
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2013-11-19 08:02:53 AM
Thailand has a wonderfully rich cultural heritage. From the hustle and bustle of Bangkok to the quiet solitude of Phuket, the country has something for everyone.
 
2013-11-19 08:05:18 AM
How the heck do you make a health food store employee so suspicious of you that they look for a criminal record? Frotteurizing the barrels of bulk goods?
 
2013-11-19 08:10:04 AM

mxyzplk: How the heck do you make a health food store employee so suspicious of you that they look for a criminal record? Frotteurizing the barrels of bulk goods?


My guess is some people in Thailand are sick of white kiddie diddlers coming over for vacation and are starting to take matters into their own hands.
 
2013-11-19 08:10:48 AM
Run, Forrest, run!
 
2013-11-19 08:12:03 AM

mxyzplk: How the heck do you make a health food store employee so suspicious of you that they look for a criminal record? Frotteurizing the barrels of bulk goods?


"I'd like a multivitamin, some kale, and any marginally post-pubescent staff please."
 
2013-11-19 08:13:13 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Thailand has a wonderfully rich cultural heritage. From the hustle and bustle of Bangkok to the quiet solitude of Phuket, the country has something for everyone.


Especially this guy

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2013-11-19 08:28:49 AM

mxyzplk: How the heck do you make a health food store employee so suspicious of you that they look for a criminal record? Frotteurizing the barrels of bulk goods?


Being a solo middle aged white guy in Asia with no apparent occupation raises red flags everywhere, particularly in Thailand or the Philippines. Like another poster said, they're tired of creepy western assholes going over there for the sole reason of inserting their penises (penii?) in the local children.

I hope this guy doesn't make it back to the states, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-11-19 08:37:22 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Thailand has a wonderfully rich cultural heritage. From the hustle and bustle of Bangkok to the quiet solitude of Phuket, the country has something for everyone.


Pattaya Road also has something for everyone.
 
2013-11-19 08:47:18 AM
Done in one.
 
2013-11-19 10:23:00 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: mxyzplk: How the heck do you make a health food store employee so suspicious of you that they look for a criminal record? Frotteurizing the barrels of bulk goods?

My guess is some people in Thailand are sick of white kiddie diddlers coming over for vacation and are starting to take matters into their own hands.


And never underestimate how freaking BORED a register monkey might get.
 
2013-11-19 10:56:12 AM
As someone who's been to Thailand multiple times, let me just say that this guy must have been doing some very creepy things in the health foods store in order to get the Thai police called on him.  The Thai's have a pretty strong cultural outlook that says to not get involved in a stranger's affairs and to give someone who's making an ass of themselves in public a chance to save face.  Not to mention that a lot of Thai's aren't too keen on getting the police involved in matters, especially at their place of business, out of fear of police corruption.  That being said, here's some guesses on what the guy might have done that got the himself ratted out...

1. The guy was hitting on an obviously underage Thai girl in the store, possibly a shop girl that worked there.
2. The guy thought he had a rapport with the shop owner and started asking about underage prostitutes.
3. The guy came into the shop with an obviously underage prostitute that he had already picked up.  (The Thai police generally offer rewards to Thai's who inform on Westerners with underage prostitutes.)
4. The guy was a public asshole in the store and offended the shop owner to such a degree that the shop owner looked into his background.
5. The guy was an idiot and straight-up told the show owner that he was in Thailand because he was running from US authorities.
6. The shop owner already knew the guy and knew the guy's proclivities and decided to inform on him either for a reward or because the guy had borrowed money or something from him and hadn't paid it back.

Staying off the radar in Thailand is really not hard at all.  Once you're past customs you can do virtually everything with just cash.  Even if the police pull you over for a random traffic stop or something, they don't run your ID through a database, and public transportation is so cheap in some tourist areas that you would never have to drive a car or motorbike and put yourself at risk of being pulled over.  If you ever had your passport checked after your visa is expired you might end up in trouble, but you can make bus trips to the Cambodian border to do a border crossing and get your visa restamped, though that might get you spotted by customs if your name has been put out on a watch list.  Your biggest hindrance though is going to be money.  You're not going to be able to get a job over there easily, and even if you somehow managed to get a job under the table, the pay is going to be terrible, and if you access funds you have in a foreign bank, you leave a trail for authorities back home to figure out where you are.
 
2013-11-19 11:14:25 AM
How the register guy got his real name is beyond me, but like positronica says he must have been real dickish. Like thinking the storekeeper liked him and could lead him to teenage girls and outright asked for it.
 
2013-11-19 11:40:27 AM

H31N0US: mxyzplk: How the heck do you make a health food store employee so suspicious of you that they look for a criminal record? Frotteurizing the barrels of bulk goods?

Being a solo middle aged white guy in Asia with no apparent occupation raises red flags everywhere, particularly in Thailand or the Philippines. Like another poster said, they're tired of creepy western assholes going over there for the sole reason of inserting their penises (penii?) in the local children.

I hope this guy doesn't make it back to the states, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


One night in Bangcock makes a tights sphincter tremble...
 
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