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(Kinston Free Press)   The Belly Rub Cafe' - a restaurant for dogs complete with bacon bar - opens in North Carolina   (kinston.com) divider line 21
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2013-11-19 07:49:28 AM
Seriously though, there are actually people starving around the world because they don't have enough to eat.

Maybe if we stopped treating animals like they were worth more than human beings we could, you know, improve the lot for all human beings.
 
2013-11-19 07:50:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though, there are actually people starving around the world because they don't have enough to eat.


Why don't they just move to where the food is?
 
2013-11-19 07:52:18 AM
"Televisions in every corner of the restaurant will feature movies by Rin Tin Tin, Benji, Lassie and Sarah Jessica Parker on a continuous loop."

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2013-11-19 07:52:21 AM
Seriously, this business is on the fast track to the Gravy Train.
 
2013-11-19 07:52:59 AM

abhorrent1: AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though, there are actually people starving around the world because they don't have enough to eat.

Why don't they just move to where the food is?


Gosh, why didn't they think of that? It must be just as easy as hopping a plane for Europe and America. They must be some really dumb farks to never have thought of trying to escape their terrible situations.
 
2013-11-19 07:54:19 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though, there are actually people starving around the world because they don't have enough to eat.

Maybe if we stopped treating animals like they were worth more than human beings we could, you know, improve the lot for all human beings.


Americans can't have slaves, so they have pets.

/not really  (i'mdoingitwrong)
 
2013-11-19 07:54:25 AM
Televisions in every corner of the restaurant will feature movies by Rin Tin Tin, Benji, Lassie and Sarah Jessica Parker on a continuous loop.

I thought SJP only appealed to horse folk.
 
2013-11-19 07:54:39 AM
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2013-11-19 07:56:04 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though, there are actually people starving around the world because they don't have enough to eat.

Maybe if we stopped treating animals like they were worth more than human beings we could, you know, improve the lot for all human beings.


If their problems could be solved by just giving them "more food", their problems would have been solved a long time ago.

But you knew that.
 
2013-11-19 08:04:54 AM
This guy's backstory is BS. A fear of cats shouldn't disqualify someone from being a Vet. We have lots of dog or cat only clinics in the state, plus there's exotic vets and farm vets.

And NCSU's vet schools handles so many different types of animals that there's no way they couldn't have accommodated him. Either he didn't think his options through before quitting or he quit for other reasons.
 
2013-11-19 08:04:54 AM
Looks like Jon Dawson is up to his old tricks again.
 
2013-11-19 08:24:07 AM
While i think the idea is interesting, the whole column reads like a bad attempt at satire
 
2013-11-19 08:28:52 AM

timswar: This guy's backstory is BS. A fear of cats shouldn't disqualify someone from being a Vet.



I read it more as a disdain for them, which eventually turned to fear.  I can understand why some vets hate cats.  Cats aren't nearly as trusting as dogs, and they can turn on you in a second without warning.  I'd rather reach in to get a rottweiler out of a cage than a housecat.

Dogs want to give you the benefit of the doubt, and WILL if you're kind and consistent and affectionate  and bribe them with treats (or even the promise of future treats).

Cats just wanna fark you up if they don't know you and they feel cornered.
 
2013-11-19 09:31:57 AM
For the love of god, Jon Dawson quit submitting your own 'satire' articles.
 
2013-11-19 11:06:31 AM
Proof North Carolina is going to the dogs!
 
2013-11-19 11:41:14 AM

LandOfChocolate: solved by just giving them "more food"


The actual solution is the opposite: "stop giving them anything".
 
2013-11-19 11:59:34 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Maybe if we stopped treating animals like they were worth more than human beings we could, you know, improve the lot for all human beings.


My animal is worth more than many human beings that I could name.
 
2013-11-19 01:21:54 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though, there are actually people starving around the world because they don't have enough to eat.

Maybe if we stopped treating animals like they were worth more than human beings we could, you know, improve the lot for all human beings.


There is this thing called a bond between my animal and myself, plus I know that the "sanctity of life" is bullshiat.

Perhaps you should sell all of your worldly possessions and go dig wells in some third-world shiathole if you seek equality for all humans worldwide.
 
2013-11-19 01:40:13 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: abhorrent1: AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though, there are actually people starving around the world because they don't have enough to eat.

Why don't they just move to where the food is?

Gosh, why didn't they think of that? It must be just as easy as hopping a plane for Europe and America. They must be some really dumb farks to never have thought of trying to escape their terrible situations.


Not sure if trolling or idiot.

Based on your previous posts, I'm going with idiot.

/please change your troll-y username
 
2013-11-19 01:40:49 PM

TigerzDad: While i think the idea is interesting, the whole column reads like a bad attempt at satire


Yup.
 
2013-11-20 11:40:15 AM
when I saw the name , The belly Rub Cafe" my first thought was WOW... that sounds like an awesome strip club!

no.. seriously
 
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