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(Mirror.co.uk)   Partially blind hairdresser has so much business clients have to make appointments - otherwise she can't see them   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 20
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2013-11-19 03:44:00 AM
Who needs eyesight in order to run clippers over some meathead's dome? That'll be $8
 
2013-11-19 03:47:50 AM
it only affects my peripheral vision.


If your stylist needs access to their peripheral vision in order to cut your hair, you are whipping your head around wayyyyy too farking fast in the chair. Also, slightly impaired peripheral vision != blind.
 
2013-11-19 03:48:39 AM
You know who else was partially blind and people couldn't stop themselves from paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to?

seattletimes.com
 
2013-11-19 03:51:01 AM
She's like the "blind" ringer from MasterChef a couple season back.
 
2013-11-19 03:52:33 AM
Sounds like i could trust this person to cut my hair.  How farking far to you have to be able to see to cut hair?  (assuming you know how to cut hair already)
 
2013-11-19 03:56:20 AM
Lots of people driving around without peripheral vision. Not that they should be, but we dodge these Magoo's every day.
 
2013-11-19 03:58:48 AM
Hey, Aussie Farkers, I have a question.

The Jenny Craig commercial with some dude just came on.

Does this guy's lip bug the fark out of you as much as it does me? Holy shiat, bro. Quit the Jenny Craig and get some farking plastic surgery for that lip.
 
2013-11-19 04:52:23 AM
Is this the guy who cut Jennifer Lawrence's hair?
 
2013-11-19 05:08:05 AM

GONZOGT: Is this the guy who cut Jennifer Lawrence's hair?


Srsly. That guy needs to be stoned to death.

I miss that girl and her long hair.
 
2013-11-19 05:38:07 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Does this guy's lip bug the fark out of you as much as it does me? Holy shiat, bro. Quit the Jenny Craig and get some farking plastic surgery for that lip.


Not Australian but I wanna see that lip.
 
2013-11-19 05:44:42 AM
www.picturevip.com
 
2013-11-19 05:47:55 AM

derrrface: [www.picturevip.com image 350x303]


Farking hell, dude...potato. Also, LOL.
 
2013-11-19 05:52:33 AM

A Terrible Human: AverageAmericanGuy: Does this guy's lip bug the fark out of you as much as it does me? Holy shiat, bro. Quit the Jenny Craig and get some farking plastic surgery for that lip.

Not Australian but I wanna see that lip.


This is the guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh-3BZeHveA&feature=c4-overview-vl&li st =PLd35agTPwGqwI7xCh1AGJkYYBa7MwmXjv
 
2013-11-19 05:56:33 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: A Terrible Human: AverageAmericanGuy: Does this guy's lip bug the fark out of you as much as it does me? Holy shiat, bro. Quit the Jenny Craig and get some farking plastic surgery for that lip.

Not Australian but I wanna see that lip.

This is the guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh-3BZeHveA&feature=c4-overview-vl&li st =PLd35agTPwGqwI7xCh1AGJkYYBa7MwmXjv


There's a Weight Watchers across from my local grocery store, also it's next to a Baskins Robbins...it's kind of a hoot. Like watching magnets pull fatties in 3 different directions.

Also, in case you didn't see it, I apologize for the harsh reply in the Kutcher paparazzi thread.
 
2013-11-19 06:00:54 AM

robohobo: AverageAmericanGuy: A Terrible Human: AverageAmericanGuy: Does this guy's lip bug the fark out of you as much as it does me? Holy shiat, bro. Quit the Jenny Craig and get some farking plastic surgery for that lip.

Not Australian but I wanna see that lip.

This is the guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh-3BZeHveA&feature=c4-overview-vl&li st =PLd35agTPwGqwI7xCh1AGJkYYBa7MwmXjv

There's a Weight Watchers across from my local grocery store, also it's next to a Baskins Robbins...it's kind of a hoot. Like watching magnets pull fatties in 3 different directions.

Also, in case you didn't see it, I apologize for the harsh reply in the Kutcher paparazzi thread.


I don't have any problem with fatties trying to lose weight.

Jason Hodges. Holy shiat, this farker is on TV again. I'm watching Comedy +2 here in AU.

I saw your response in the Kutcher thread, not to worry. He's really one of the greatest actors of our generation, and I certainly didn't mean any disrespect towards him in my comment, though many people are quick to judge him harshly because they don't like the character he plays.
 
2013-11-19 06:49:46 AM
OF course she's busy. They have to keep going back for her to fix their hair after she farked it up.
 
2013-11-19 08:06:04 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: A Terrible Human: AverageAmericanGuy: Does this guy's lip bug the fark out of you as much as it does me? Holy shiat, bro. Quit the Jenny Craig and get some farking plastic surgery for that lip.

Not Australian but I wanna see that lip.

This is the guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh-3BZeHveA&feature=c4-overview-vl&li st =PLd35agTPwGqwI7xCh1AGJkYYBa7MwmXjv


No but now I wanna fix his teeth.
 
2013-11-19 08:28:38 AM
Hairdresser on fire.


All around Sloane Square.
 
2013-11-19 08:34:57 AM

HotWingAgenda


slightly impaired peripheral vision != blind.


Here is the large-print edition of the salient part of the headline:

Partially blind hairdresser

I've even underlined the important word. "Less than 100% vision" = "partially blind", though that sounds much more dramatic than necessary in this case.
 
2013-11-19 11:09:12 AM

RayD8: AverageAmericanGuy: A Terrible Human: AverageAmericanGuy: Does this guy's lip bug the fark out of you as much as it does me? Holy shiat, bro. Quit the Jenny Craig and get some farking plastic surgery for that lip.

Not Australian but I wanna see that lip.

This is the guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh-3BZeHveA&feature=c4-overview-vl&li st =PLd35agTPwGqwI7xCh1AGJkYYBa7MwmXjv

No but now I wanna fix his teeth.


Yeah that seems to be a bit more a problem then having no top lip.
 
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