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(Huffington Post)   Smoking hot 80's teen idol Debbie Gibson struts her stuff in a leotard, says a "protein load" keeps her in shape. I'll bet it does   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 88
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2013-11-18 08:32:30 PM
I'm sure that I will not be the last to say that I'd give her a protein load.
 
2013-11-18 08:35:44 PM
Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.
 
2013-11-18 08:35:48 PM
FTA:
"It resets your weight instantly having a protein load and salad. Amazing!"
Am I the only old coot who had a flashback to an educational film from the late 70s?
 
2013-11-18 08:43:31 PM

AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.


Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.
 
2013-11-18 08:48:23 PM
I met a nice 55 year old lady last month that I donated protein to on several occasions, and she was nearly as hot as Debbie.

I always have liked older women.
 
2013-11-18 08:51:46 PM
One cannot help but ponder what Newark strip club will host "One Night Only: MILEY CYRUS BARES ALL" in 2035 or so
 
2013-11-18 08:55:26 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help but ponder what Newark strip club will host "One Night Only: MILEY CYRUS BARES ALL" in 2035 or so


After how many breast enhancement surgeries is the real question.
 
2013-11-18 09:03:24 PM
Best of all, Debbie likes punk rockers.
 
2013-11-18 09:09:22 PM
No hips, no tits, lots of makeup. Been there, done them. No thanks.
 
2013-11-18 09:14:43 PM

bojon: No hips, no tits, lots of makeup. Been there, done them. No thanks.



To be honest none of us are interested in your appearance on RuPauls Drag Races
 
2013-11-18 09:15:42 PM
Like the fist of a 'get off my lawn, you damn punks'!
 
2013-11-18 09:15:44 PM
I was always more of a Tiffany guy... but yea, hawt.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-11-18 09:15:57 PM
That sci-fi movie with her and Tiffany was hysterical. Their Playboy shoots were both too little too late, though.
 
2013-11-18 09:16:12 PM
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2013-11-18 09:17:43 PM

djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.


Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.
 
2013-11-18 09:23:14 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.


Much better as a blond...

but yeah, Tiffany better based on evidence.
 
2013-11-18 09:25:51 PM
Legs all the way up to the snack bar - and I'm not one to complain about an OEM rack.
 
2013-11-18 09:26:53 PM
Let's go to Google to see how much hurt those distant shots and pounds of makeup are hiding.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-18 09:30:29 PM

styckx: Let's go to Google to see how much hurt those distant shots and pounds of makeup are hiding.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1201]




That's a hard 42...
 
2013-11-18 09:34:22 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.


I consulted your link and was satisfied with the protein load that it produced.

Debbie Gibson's butt, in particular, certainly looks like it could peel a cantaloupe and slice it into cubes.
 
2013-11-18 09:36:45 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.


I will never understand why men prefer fake tits over real ones.
 
2013-11-18 09:39:21 PM

Lorelle: Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.

I will never understand why men prefer fake tits over real ones.


I think it goes to the whole "if she smokes, she pokes" thing.
 
2013-11-18 09:46:11 PM

Lorelle: Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.

I will never understand why men prefer fake tits over real ones.


Men don't. Permanent adolescents who where bottle-fed do.
 
2013-11-18 09:47:17 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Lorelle: Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.

I will never understand why men prefer fake tits over real ones.

Men don't. Permanent adolescents who where bottle-fed do.


Dammit.
were, although where is somewhat appropriate in this context.
 
2013-11-18 09:48:34 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.


One doesn't show her belly (probably due to a little pudge) and the other doesn't show her hoohaa (that is the technical term). Debbie is either still a bit of a prude, or has a dick.
 
2013-11-18 09:50:50 PM
Fist, angry god...  you know the drill.
 
2013-11-18 09:51:51 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.


Odd, in those linked pictures, I preferred Debbie Gibson's pictures.
 
2013-11-18 09:53:39 PM
No truth to the rumor 'bout Spuds and Debbie G. Only went to the motel just to watch a little tv.
 
2013-11-18 09:55:09 PM

Klaumbaz: Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.

Much better as a blond...

but yeah, Tiffany better based on evidence.


Either.  Better yet, both.
 
2013-11-18 09:56:36 PM

Lorelle: Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.

I will never understand why men prefer fake tits over real ones.


There's more to it than just breast size, real or fake. I prefer Tiffany's facial features, she looks a bit thicker than Debbie, and even though the hair looks dyed, I prefer the hair color as well. Debbie's makeup in a few looks pretty off in a few pics, a little too much airbrush giving her the uncanny valley effect. The overall effect is Tiffany looks hotter IMO.
 
2013-11-18 10:00:42 PM

bojon: No hips, no tits, lots of makeup. Been there, done them. No thanks.


don't sell yourself short. I'm sure you looked fine in drag.
 
2013-11-18 10:03:08 PM

dr_blasto: Best of all, Debbie likes punk rockers.


she was pregnant with my two-headed love child
 
2013-11-18 10:05:20 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I met a nice 55 year old lady last month that I donated protein to on several occasions, and she was nearly as hot as Debbie.

I always have liked older women.


Your Mom seems pretty open-minded.
 
2013-11-18 10:06:56 PM

styckx: Let's go to Google to see how much hurt those distant shots and pounds of makeup are hiding.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1201]


Hah, you sound young.

/you'll be here soon
 
2013-11-18 10:07:06 PM

GameSprocket: Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.

One doesn't show her belly (probably due to a little pudge) and the other doesn't show her hoohaa (that is the technical term). Debbie is either still a bit of a prude, or has a dick.


Well neither of them are really showing their hooha, but Tiffany's willingness to show a little bush, and the fact that she has a nice trimmed bush to show instead of hardwood floors helped edge my opinion towards her as well.
 
2013-11-18 10:08:36 PM

Cyclometh: styckx: Let's go to Google to see how much hurt those distant shots and pounds of makeup are hiding.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1201]

Hah, you sound young.

/you'll be here soon


I'm 36 in still in denial. Let me keep denying please.. :)
 
2013-11-18 10:11:35 PM
Dear God, for a moment I thought those underwires were folds of skin.
 
2013-11-18 10:13:04 PM
Well, it's nice that for once a "smokin' hot" tag ob Fark is pretty accurate. Of course, we have those here who are going to act like they would turn her away, but in reality, she looks pretty good. She's aging pretty well. Good for her.
 
2013-11-18 10:17:54 PM

styckx: Let's go to Google to see how much hurt those distant shots and pounds of makeup are hiding.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1201]


You kind of have to give her the normal glamor mag routine.

img.fark.net

Can't do much about the weird expression, though.
 
2013-11-18 10:37:44 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.

admintell.napco.com I think i would be happy with bothwww.dvdizzy.comimg.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-11-18 10:37:50 PM

styckx: Let's go to Google to see how much hurt those distant shots and pounds of makeup are hiding.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1201]



For comparison, here's Gwen Stefani this year - without professional make-up. She's two years older than Debbie.

img.fark.net

I'm not saying Debbie is a bad 44, but not really an exceptional one either.
 
2013-11-18 10:44:15 PM

AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.


That outfit is too tight, though.  It's giving her armpit wrinkles.
 
2013-11-18 10:50:55 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.


Could Tiffany have a worse boob job?
 
2013-11-18 10:55:38 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.

Could Tiffany have a worse boob job?


I'll leave it to you to GIS Tori Spelling's boob job or Tara Reid's Frankentits. Besides, as I mentioned earlier, her boobs aren't really what does it for me.
 
2013-11-18 10:57:59 PM

WillofJ2: Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.
[admintell.napco.com image 640x423] I think i would be happy with both[www.dvdizzy.com image 631x354][img.gawkerassets.com image 640x426]


My pants did not survive that catfight.
 
2013-11-18 10:59:55 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Marcus Aurelius: I met a nice 55 year old lady last month that I donated protein to on several occasions, and she was nearly as hot as Debbie.

I always have liked older women.

Your Mom seems pretty open-minded.


My mom died in 1982, so let's leave her out of this.

YOUR mom, on the other hand...
 
2013-11-18 11:19:01 PM
What a leo-tard may look like.

i188.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-18 11:23:30 PM
Eh.  I'd give her a protein load to be taken internally every day, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-11-18 11:28:40 PM

clkeagle: styckx: Let's go to Google to see how much hurt those distant shots and pounds of makeup are hiding.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1201]


For comparison, here's Gwen Stefani this year - without professional make-up. She's two years older than Debbie.

[img.fark.net image 339x370]

I'm not saying Debbie is a bad 44, but not really an exceptional one either.


Yeah but debbie was never married to a dude who lived with a cross dresser like Gwens husband.

blogs.villagevoice.com
i.dailymail.co.uk
www.popcrunch.com
 
2013-11-18 11:47:17 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: djkutch: AirForceVet: Debbie is lucky to have talent, good genes and a gym schedule. Good for her.

Yup. I will destroy any man in single combat that disparages her. Ladies?: You get a team of two.

Sorry, but between Debbie Gibson's and Tiffany's Playboy spreads, Tiffany was much hotter. Link NSFW. Don't get me wrong, Debbie Gibson is still hot, but Tiffany is better.


Thirded.
 
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