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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   If you're a somewhat balding male tourist who bought a lottery ticket in Hollywood this past June, the California school system will find good use of your $465,000   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 23
    More: Sad, California, Hollywood, school systems, Los Angeles Unified School District  
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2013-11-18 10:02:59 PM
What's that pay for? One teacher's salary?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-18 10:05:20 PM

Matthew Keene: What's that pay for? One teacher's salary?


No.  One administrator's salary.

Another person to stop listening to.  My life is simplifying.
 
2013-11-18 10:06:08 PM
Why would you even buy a lottery ticket if you were on vacation unless you could get the payout on the spot?

That's real retarded, sir.
 
2013-11-18 10:10:57 PM
The winner has until 5 p.m. to claim his prize

By Andrew Lopez | Monday, Nov 18, 2013 | Updated 5:22 PM PST


D'oh! Now you tell me!
 
2013-11-18 10:12:13 PM

d23: Matthew Keene: What's that pay for? One teacher's salary?

No.  One administrator's salary.

Another person to stop listening to.  My life is simplifying.


"Keep in mind that discussing who's on your ignore list is the opposite of ignoring. It crosses the line into trolling of other Fark members and may result in a suspension of posting privileges."

Just in case it's been a while since you've checked out the posting rules.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-18 10:14:08 PM

meanmutton: d23: Matthew Keene: What's that pay for? One teacher's salary?

No.  One administrator's salary.

Another person to stop listening to.  My life is simplifying.

"Keep in mind that discussing who's on your ignore list is the opposite of ignoring. It crosses the line into trolling of other Fark members and may result in a suspension of posting privileges."

Just in case it's been a while since you've checked out the posting rules.


In case you haven't checked out The Young Ones lately...

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2013-11-18 10:16:43 PM
Two crack whores and four trailors of meth labs?  I consider that money well spent.
 
2013-11-18 10:30:30 PM
The IRS should have been on the case. Now they don't get their cut.
 
2013-11-18 10:31:12 PM

d23: meanmutton: d23: Matthew Keene: What's that pay for? One teacher's salary?

No.  One administrator's salary.

Another person to stop listening to.  My life is simplifying.

"Keep in mind that discussing who's on your ignore list is the opposite of ignoring. It crosses the line into trolling of other Fark members and may result in a suspension of posting privileges."

Just in case it's been a while since you've checked out the posting rules.

In case you haven't checked out The Young Ones lately...


he gonna tattle, lol
 
2013-11-18 10:32:36 PM

Hoopy Frood: The IRS should have been on the case. Now they don't get their cut.


Sad thing is, their 'cut' of tens of thousands of dollar doesn't even register as a tiny forced fart in the scheme of government finance.
 
2013-11-18 10:32:44 PM
www.reactiongifs.us
 
2013-11-18 10:40:34 PM
Why did they remove his ear from the first shot?
 
2013-11-18 10:52:35 PM

Noam Chimpsky: Why did they remove his ear from the first shot?


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2013-11-18 11:24:47 PM
What schools?

NOOOOOO!
 
2013-11-18 11:28:40 PM

meanmutton: d23: Matthew Keene: What's that pay for? One teacher's salary?

No.  One administrator's salary.

Another person to stop listening to.  My life is simplifying.

"Keep in mind that discussing who's on your ignore list is the opposite of ignoring. It crosses the line into trolling of other Fark members and may result in a suspension of posting privileges."

Just in case it's been a while since you've checked out the posting rules.


Trolling is frowned upon?  Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
 
2013-11-18 11:36:24 PM

Matthew Keene: What's that pay for

of?

Fixed for consistency with headline.
 
2013-11-18 11:58:11 PM
The crazy part is this:

Two other winners, collecting $52 million and $23 million in prizes, were contacted through the help of surveillance footage.

Do people really buy lottery tickets and then ignore the numbers that much?  All three prize winners don't find out when the numbers are announced; two out of three get tracked down using surveillance footage, and the third gets nothing.

I'm usually only kind of joking when I call the lottery a tax on stupid people....maybe I should just be not joking.
 
2013-11-19 12:08:48 AM
Maybe he lost the ticket and was too embarrassed to say/do anything.
 
2013-11-19 12:43:32 AM

Aestatis: I'm usually only kind of joking when I call the lottery a tax on stupid people....maybe I should just be not joking.


And a secret to success is figuring out how to collect that tax yourself.
 
2013-11-19 01:00:29 AM
Balding? Tourist? The fark?
 
2013-11-19 05:41:41 AM

Aestatis: The crazy part is this:

Two other winners, collecting $52 million and $23 million in prizes, were contacted through the help of surveillance footage.

Do people really buy lottery tickets and then ignore the numbers that much?


^This!  I came to question the same thing.  It's like walking in to a casino, putting money on the roulette table, then walking away as soon as the ball start spinning.  What the hell?  And why even bother tracking them down?  Or do all that hard work once their chance to cash in expires, and let them live with that shame for the rest of their lives.
 
2013-11-19 08:02:59 AM
blah, blah,blah,........, the California school system will find good use of? your $465,000.


Really Subby?
 
2013-11-19 08:04:39 AM
 
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