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(Daily Mail)   You might be rich, but you ain't "feeding your lion on top of your Mercedes" or "taking your cheetah for a spin in your speedboat" rich   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
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2013-11-18 06:00:06 PM
Good thing he isn't a tasty Christian.
 
2013-11-18 06:00:33 PM
philly.barstoolsports.com
 
2013-11-18 06:01:07 PM
It's only a matter of time until the lions figure out their "owners" are made of meat.
 
2013-11-18 06:03:21 PM
Tune in next year for a story on how hundreds of big cats are suffering from starvation and neglect after their "owners" get tired of them.
 
2013-11-18 06:05:07 PM
He himself will be what's being fed to the lion on top of the Mercedes....and not a single fark will be given.
 
2013-11-18 06:05:15 PM
You know... after reading Fark for so long, I would think that I couldn't be the Weeners something about "kissin' miniature giraffe" rich. But somehow, here I am.
 
2013-11-18 06:06:00 PM
I would also think I could avoid the filters from hell.
 
2013-11-18 06:06:24 PM
I don't care.

I'm driving Cadillacs in my dreams.

/craves a different kind of buzz
 
2013-11-18 06:06:39 PM
nope,not that rich
 
2013-11-18 06:07:30 PM
 
2013-11-18 06:08:38 PM

mr_a: Tune in next year for a story on how hundreds of big cats are suffering from starvation and neglect after their "owners" get tired of them.


Homeless shelter for big cats gets a mention in the article...
 
2013-11-18 06:11:25 PM
Well, it's nice to know the combined incomes from several hundred thousand people are being funneled to the betterment of mankind.

We'll all sleep better knowing that.
 
2013-11-18 06:12:42 PM
This is the X in the age old equation: Oil money+Thousands of years of inbreeding=X
 
2013-11-18 06:16:51 PM
I'm more aghast at the treatment of that Mercedes SLS. GET OFF THE SUPERCAR, YOU TWAT!
 
2013-11-18 06:21:14 PM
These guys like big pussies.  :D
 
2013-11-18 06:31:36 PM
Your gas dollars at work, American SUV drivers. Enjoy the pics!
 
2013-11-18 06:33:36 PM
You may be dumb.  But at least you're not spending millions of dollars on cars and cats while running a hundred dollar window AC unit dumb.
 
2013-11-18 06:34:00 PM
Well, to be fair, at least these stupid farks like the LIVE animals, instead of hunting them to extinction to grind up their teeth for penis pills or something like the other idiot primitives.
 
2013-11-18 06:34:29 PM
Its like an entire nation full of Biebers.
 
2013-11-18 06:38:59 PM

chevydeuce: He himself will be what's being fed to the lion on top of the Mercedes....and not a single fark will be given.


The problem is that the cat would be put down.
 
2013-11-18 06:43:08 PM
Darwin drums his fingers impatiently....
 
2013-11-18 06:44:49 PM
rich?  boat?

i1.ytimg.com

"Hello, how come I rich and you not? How come you not sell real estate like I do? How come I sleep with your wife while you at work? And then I pee in your toilet and don't flush? And sometimes I open the back part and I pee in there so that when you flush pee come out? You know why? Because I smart. I smart, you stupid. Call now! "
 
2013-11-18 06:51:09 PM

ZzeusS: You may be dumb.  But at least you're not spending millions of dollars on cars and cats while running a hundred dollar window AC unit dumb.


That's the concubine's room.
 
2013-11-18 06:54:34 PM
I'd be LION if I said I wasn't jealous
 
2013-11-18 06:58:14 PM
Do you know how much hookers and blow you can get for what a lion costs?
 
2013-11-18 06:59:20 PM

M2MM: These guys like big pussies.  :D


They also need to compensate for certain shortcomings. It's like throwing a hot dog down a carnivorous hallway.
 
2013-11-18 06:59:28 PM
I did take a cougar to dinner once
 
2013-11-18 07:01:58 PM
Feeding the shark to the white lion cubs is a nice touch.

/would have been better if it had been a panda
 
2013-11-18 07:09:51 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It's only a matter of time until the lions figure out their "owners" are made of meat.


I shall offer a quiet prayer that it is soooooon.
 
2013-11-18 07:10:12 PM
my level of rich:

media.shopwell.com

/but only on special occasions
 
2013-11-18 07:10:52 PM
All the pot farmers in boonie Kansas in the 80s owned lions.

How do we protect the crop?
--farkin' lions, man.
Far out.
 
2013-11-18 07:23:24 PM
Darwin, call for you on line 1.
 
2013-11-18 07:37:33 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I don't care.

I'm driving Cadillacs in my dreams.

/craves a different kind of buzz


I shall call you "Queen Bee."
 
2013-11-18 07:43:32 PM
I always wanted a lioness, but I never had the real estate.  So I own a miniature tiger instead.  He's about two feet long, weighs about 20 pounds, and will totally eat your miniature giraffe.  He is awesome.
 
2013-11-18 08:06:18 PM
genes2brains2mentalhealth.files.wordpress.com
Patiently bides his time


Oh, and dude...that lioness wasn't grawing on your arm or chasing after you because she was "playing". You're prey, pure and simple.
 
2013-11-18 08:10:01 PM
I may be "taking your cheetah for a spin in your speedboat" rich one day, but I'll never be "taking your cheetah for a spin in your speedboat" stupid.
 
2013-11-18 08:30:13 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [genes2brains2mentalhealth.files.wordpress.com image 476x480]
Patiently bides his time


Oh, and dude...that lioness wasn't grawing on your arm or chasing after you because she was "playing". You're prey, pure and simple.


Lions are actually very social animals, and as long as you can read them and respect them and they've been socialized with humans from birth, they are by far the safest of the big cats.  The biggest problem people run into is that they cost a fortune to feed and care for properly.  It's a 24x7x365 job.
 
2013-11-18 08:34:03 PM
Another great reason to nuke the middle east. All of it.
 
2013-11-18 08:34:06 PM
Well this is going o end well.
 
2013-11-18 08:54:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-18 09:02:38 PM
So people who never worked for their money have to show off.
 
2013-11-18 09:08:16 PM
I am also not going to be on the news for being eaten by an exotic animal i bought out of pure ego either.
 
2013-11-18 10:05:15 PM
Farking amateurs...

I'm so rich that I have a MINIATURE Leopard.

2.bp.blogspot.com

/Not really. Cats suck.
 
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