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(Yakima Herald Republic)   "Someone paid for my plain coffee. Shouldn't they tell you BEFORE YOU ORDER so you can order the drink you really want? Or at least get it a size larger than you normally would?? That way nobody would get stuck with a little cup of plain coffee"   (yakimaherald.com) divider line 26
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2013-11-18 06:15:50 PM  
11 votes:

stpauler: From the comments section:

[fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 148x148]Kathy Wall  There is something inherently wrong with this younger generation who are sooo privileged and yet feel sooo entitled!! This young person needs to be forced to work in a soup kitchen or a homeless shelter for at least a year and then let's see whether or not she has learned some sense of humility, not to mention gratitude. Thanks for at least telling her she is a spoiled brat!

It's amazing this cow of a poster not only knows the gender but the age too of the submitter of the problem.


I'm shocked she took the time from screaming "FOOSBALL IS THE DEBIL!" to write that comment
2013-11-18 06:48:19 PM  
4 votes:
Next up: the martini that I was sent by the creep at the bar wasn't dirty, and it lacked the THREE olives that I require for every glass, and it certainly wasn't the gin that I normally imbib; the question is: can I legally tear their heart from their sternum for this, or should I blame the bartender for not reading my mind?
2013-11-18 06:43:17 PM  
4 votes:

scottydoesntknow: stpauler: From the comments section:

[fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 148x148]Kathy Wall  There is something inherently wrong with this younger generation who are sooo privileged and yet feel sooo entitled!! This young person needs to be forced to work in a soup kitchen or a homeless shelter for at least a year and then let's see whether or not she has learned some sense of humility, not to mention gratitude. Thanks for at least telling her she is a spoiled brat!

It's amazing this cow of a poster not only knows the gender but the age too of the submitter of the problem.

I'm shocked she took the time from screaming "FOOSBALL IS THE DEBIL!" to write that comment


She looks good after being buried alive for decades.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-18 06:40:10 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT'S HANDS OFF MAI SOCIAL SECURITY.

man I love Wilford Brimley...
2013-11-18 06:53:51 PM  
3 votes:

Zugarific: I wish you could buy a drone strike for people like this


Paypal me $800, and I can promise you that the person who wrote the letter will not exist.
2013-11-18 06:51:14 PM  
3 votes:

vodka: If you're living paycheck to paycheck and buying coffee at Starbucks then you dun goofed. Probably why you're living paycheck to paycheck in the first place.


If she were more invested in the long con, she could have parlayed that free small drip from a stranger into a whirlwind romance with a wealthy sugar daddy, able to afford anything on the menu at Starbucks. That's crazy money. The place has bucks in its name. She could have taken her obviously wealthy anonymous benefactor home, blown him, and gotten his name, then had him pay for her lifestyle until age hit her with the ugly stick. Instead she got biatched out by an advice columnist. Of course that's exactly what we should expect out of the kind of broke ass, whiny person that has to steal $1.93 in change from a blind bum on the street in order to afford her small drip with room. Millennial generation, I weep for thee.
2013-11-18 05:35:45 PM  
3 votes:
Some people find the cloud in every silver lining.
2013-11-18 07:06:47 PM  
2 votes:
This smells like fakery to get page hits.  If it's real, then great response.

Either way, I've profited by reading the comments section.  How else would I have found the wonderful phrase "douche canoe"?
2013-11-18 07:06:23 PM  
2 votes:

stpauler: From the comments section:

Kathy Wall  There is something inherently wrong with this younger generation who are sooo privileged and yet feel sooo entitled!! This young person needs to be forced to work in a soup kitchen or a homeless shelter for at least a year and then let's see whether or not she has learned some sense of humility, not to mention gratitude. Thanks for at least telling her she is a spoiled brat!

It's amazing this cow of a poster not only knows the gender but the age too of the submitter of the problem.


I was initially angered at that woman's presumptuous comment, but then I imagined her taking a dump, and how difficult that must be for her, centering her giant rumpled ass flab around a small bowl, using what little abdominal strength she has to mush out a few sloppy wet turds, as then breaking a sweat as she uses some type of extendable wand to wipe, and mostilely smearing her own feces down her thigh... And then I kinda felt sorry for her.
2013-11-18 06:32:39 PM  
2 votes:
If you're going to make up advice columns, please at least include some explosions and people getting molested by Bigfoot.
2013-11-18 05:59:54 PM  
2 votes:
It's like Dear Prudence for hipsters.

Meaning it's fake and douchey!
2013-11-18 05:46:58 PM  
2 votes:

impaler: WTH am I reading?


A bullshiat letter made up by some talentless idiot so that he'd have something to answer in his pointless column.
2013-11-19 02:08:39 PM  
1 votes:
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Asshat with Coffee at Starbucks.
2013-11-19 12:20:33 PM  
1 votes:

starsrift: It's actually not uncommon at coffee shops. Folks are in a good mood


In the morning? Before they've yet had their coffee? Who are these freaks of nature?!
2013-11-18 09:19:44 PM  
1 votes:
This reminds me of one of my pet peves.
When I ( on the rare occasion) announce "A round for the House!" I don't expect you to switch from a draft beer, to a triple Glenlevet on the rocks.
2013-11-18 07:45:13 PM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-11-18 07:23:27 PM  
1 votes:

stpauler: From the comments section:

[fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 148x148]Kathy Wall  There is something inherently wrong with this younger generation who are sooo privileged and yet feel sooo entitled!! This young person needs to be forced to work in a soup kitchen or a homeless shelter for at least a year and then let's see whether or not she has learned some sense of humility, not to mention gratitude. Thanks for at least telling her she is a spoiled brat!

It's amazing this cow of a poster not only knows the gender but the age too of the submitter of the problem.


Please. No straight man is ordering a triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iPhone 5 double caramel infinity sign frappe (or whatever the hell it was).

And I'm fairly certain there are no gay men who are dumb enough to want to live in Eastern Washington, unless it's in Walla Walla.
2013-11-18 07:18:17 PM  
1 votes:
Reads like Jim Anchower wrote the letter.
2013-11-18 07:15:25 PM  
1 votes:

jbc: If she's broke, what in the hell is she doing in Starbucks in the first place?


Taking a break from ranting about wealth inequality on Fark.
2013-11-18 07:09:56 PM  
1 votes:

Five Tails of Fury: That letter was so douchey I punched my monitor in hopes it would be electronically transmitted to the letter writer in some way.


i.chzbgr.com
2013-11-18 06:57:00 PM  
1 votes:
I used to waste so much money on Starbucks. Then I realized how much weed I could buy by drinking drip at home. I'm never out of weed.
2013-11-18 06:53:12 PM  
1 votes:
Broke turd. biatching about something bought for her. That's Fark.
2013-11-18 06:51:04 PM  
1 votes:
That letter was so douchey I punched my monitor in hopes it would be electronically transmitted to the letter writer in some way.
2013-11-18 06:46:02 PM  
1 votes:
"Also, before I forget: A grande extra-shot white-chocolate mocha double-whip? Why stop there? Why not ask them to crumble a few Oreos on top? I mean, seriously, that is the most obnoxious coffee order I have ever heard. "

thats awesome...
2013-11-18 06:41:59 PM  
1 votes:
No one cares, GET A JOB HIPPIE!!!
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-11-18 05:48:10 PM  
1 votes:
If she's broke, what in the hell is she doing in Starbucks in the first place?
 
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