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(610 WIOD)   You're Not Even Trying Files: "While no marijuana was found in the vehicle, two duffle bags containing 20 lbs. of marijuana were located approximately 10 feet from the vehicle"   (wiod.com) divider line 18
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2013-11-18 04:28:32 PM
Obviously the deer was full of packaged marijuana.

The cartels are getting really sophisticated.

/I'll take an eighth of white-tail kush
 
2013-11-18 04:38:09 PM
Sounds like the inspiration for Pineapple Express II.
 
2013-11-18 04:39:27 PM
isolated incident.  overzealous staffer.
 
2013-11-18 05:07:08 PM
Put me on that jury, there's enough reasonable doubt for me.  Going to jail because you had a plant, now that's just ridiculous.
 
2013-11-18 05:58:49 PM
Hey, that's what he gets for parking too close to the evidence room and dating the chief's daughter..
 
2013-11-18 06:15:11 PM
Somewhat related csb.
A month or so ago, cops had pulled over a car in front of my next door neighbors one night when we had people over for dinner, around 8pm.  When our friends left around midnight, the cops and the car were still there and they were searching it diligently.
The next morning some plain clothes are walking around my house obviously looking for something.  They told me that the arrest the previous night was some jewel thieves and that they claimed they threw 2 rings out of the car somewhere in the area.
On the news I found out that the rings haven't been found and have a total value of about 15k.
They are somewhere in my yard or my neighbor's yard.  I haven't found them yet...
 
2013-11-18 06:16:44 PM
How far was the dufflebag away from the cops car?  Hmmmm?
 
2013-11-18 06:56:24 PM
Cops planted the dope. Sheesh, people. Really?

/dead cop/great cop, yada.............
 
TWX
2013-11-18 07:29:19 PM
If there were two of them, why didn't one of them start walking, and call for help to pick him up so that they'd get their shiat out of there before the cops showed up?
 
2013-11-18 07:39:42 PM
Where's all the pot smokers in this thread? I should be filling up by now. Did they all overdose on heroin?
 
2013-11-18 07:40:39 PM

WTFDYW: Where's all the pot smokers in this thread?

It should be filling up by now. Did they all overdose on heroin?

FTFM
 
2013-11-18 07:45:07 PM

TWX: If there were two of them, why didn't one of them start walking, and call for help to pick him up so that they'd get their shiat out of there before the cops showed up?


Happened to my roommate in college. Was getting from our other roommate to collect something. On the way home some guy ran a stop sign and clipped the car. He immediately got out of the car and walked home. Some people don't start thinking until its too late though.
 
2013-11-18 08:14:53 PM

gopher321: Sounds like the inspiration for Pineapple Express II.


That movie has already been made.
 
2013-11-18 08:21:55 PM

nekom: Put me on that jury, there's enough reasonable doubt for me.  Going to jail because you had a plant, now that's just ridiculous.


The problem -- especially if they don't have their own lawyer, which they probably don't -- is they'll probably take the (relatively sweet) plea deal and never see a courtroom.

/public defender's name was Humble
//twisted my arm to plead no contest
/f*ck anger management, bich was stealing my sh*t
 
TWX
2013-11-18 09:40:34 PM

DerpHerder: TWX: If there were two of them, why didn't one of them start walking, and call for help to pick him up so that they'd get their shiat out of there before the cops showed up?

Happened to my roommate in college. Was getting from our other roommate to collect something. On the way home some guy ran a stop sign and clipped the car. He immediately got out of the car and walked home. Some people don't start thinking until its too late though.


Heh. When I was younger and ended up at RHPS after-parties on Saturday Night/Sunday Morning at 3:00am, I'd scoot when the Zen Room was set up in the back. The nudity and under-21 drunkenness in the front room wasn't so much a problem, but the parties had a tendency to get annoyingly noisy given the hour, and I just didn't want to be there if the neighbors called the cops while people were lighting up in the back room.

I really didn't care what people smoked or snorted or injected, but I didn't want to be there when those who did care showed up.
 
2013-11-18 10:04:21 PM

DerpHerder: TWX: If there were two of them, why didn't one of them start walking, and call for help to pick him up so that they'd get their shiat out of there before the cops showed up?

Happened to my roommate in college. Was getting from our other roommate to collect something. On the way home some guy ran a stop sign and clipped the car. He immediately got out of the car and walked home. Some people don't start thinking until its too late though.


This happened to some friends and I. We were coming back from the Million Marijuana March™ in Chicago (I lived in Joliet, so...1998?) and as the vehicle I was riding in was parking (right in front of my place), someone clipped my friends car, bad. I jumped out and ran up to them and selfishly grabbed everyone's bags, baggies, and whatnot and ran it up to my place and threw it all inside, locked the door, and then proceeded to check on everyone. I still feel slightly guilty about being more concerned with that than the well being of everyone involved in the crash. Especially when I saw a baby seat in the upside down car.

The 20yo girl that hit my friend was drunk! She came out of nowhere on a one-way street, and my friend did foolishly make a left turn from the right lane (he told the cops this), but it was clear when he checked. (She was going that fast, we guessed 50-60 in a 30, in the span of one block.) Anyway, she hit him as he was turning, launched off of his car and did half of a barrel roll into the porch of the house on the corner!

/there were at least FOUR empty Corona bottles in her car
//she didn't get tested until two hours later and still had over 3x the legal limit
///we got away with our stuff though
 
2013-11-19 03:14:36 AM
Thanksgiving, 1970.  I an my girl friend were riding to her home for Thanksgiving along with her roommate and the roommate's boy friend.  We were going down a two lane Florida blacktop  and were passed by a Mustang going way too fast.  A few minutes later, we cam upon the car, just off the road.  It had failed to make a curve and went off road and flipped a couple of times, landing right side up but pretty much totaled.  There were three black guys, Florida A&M students in it and two were in very bad shape.  One had a compound fracture of a lest one leg and was in a lot of pain.  My girl friend and I made sure he stayed down so he didn't hurt himself more and got him calmed down a bit.

Meanwhile, the driver of our car was helping the driver of the other car look for the bag of weed they had in the car.  They got it but then couldn't figure what to do with it.  I went over and pointed out that there were very thick woods just ten yards away and it was getting dark.  I suggested they run over and toss it  there and when the cops showed up, to make sure they never looked in that direction.  Mind you, this was 1970 Florida, just south of the panhandle and the local cops were not all that fond of weed or "colored college boys."

We left when the cops and ambulance showed up and all was going well then.
 
2013-11-19 03:16:28 AM
"a lest" = at least.

Gotta proof read better.
 
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