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(WIBA 1310 Madison)   Giant 24'x12' "Grand Opening" advertising balloon swiped from Wisconsin fairgrounds. Police suggest investigating anyone carrying a giant 24'x12' "Grand Opening" advertising balloon   (wiba.com) divider line 30
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2013-11-18 02:05:17 PM  
So, like, your mom
 
2013-11-18 03:03:17 PM  
Or 25x13 paper bag.
 
2013-11-18 03:03:27 PM  
Uh. subs,  the balloon is just a pile of fabric when it's deflated.
 
2013-11-18 03:03:47 PM  
My apologies.  It was the only thing I could find that was larger than my penis.

Penis.
 
2013-11-18 03:04:42 PM  
Grand Opening?

Check Kim Kardashian's vagina.....
 
2013-11-18 03:06:03 PM  
I'd suggest looking up.
 
2013-11-18 03:11:37 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

images.smh.com.au
 
2013-11-18 03:18:55 PM  
Same thing happened to Joe Dirt.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-18 03:19:27 PM  
"Giant", "24'x12'" and "balloon" don't belong in the same sentence.
 
2013-11-18 03:20:37 PM  
Forget it Jack,
It's Oz.
 
2013-11-18 03:23:22 PM  
That's profiling, subby...
 
2013-11-18 03:28:09 PM  
Has anyone seen Edwin Tobergta?
 
2013-11-18 03:30:18 PM  

busy chillin': Wanted for questioning:


There's not enough pie in the world to give two craps about them...
/hopefully, not obscure
 
2013-11-18 03:32:00 PM  
It'll have a snowman painted on it and a spotlight inside within 24 hours.  Mark my words, the man convicted will have an honorable mention in this year's christmas display contest.
 
2013-11-18 03:33:16 PM  
"Giant 24'x12' "Grand Opening" advertising balloon swiped from Wisconsin fairgrounds. Police suggest investigating anyone carrying a giant 24'x12' "Grand Opening" advertising balloon!"

www.theglobaldispatch.com
 
2013-11-18 03:36:00 PM  
What the hell would you want that for?
 
2013-11-18 03:50:08 PM  
<i>The balloon has yellow, red, blue, orange and green stripes. The words "Grand Opening" are showcased in big letters. The balloon is valued at $6,000.</i>

The words "Grand Opening" are clearly showcased on a separate, bungee'd-on banner. Therefore this description of the balloon is horrible. Did they even show the writer a pic?
 
2013-11-18 03:53:20 PM  
I'd better leave my condoms at home.
 
2013-11-18 03:53:44 PM  
Well, with the 60mph winds and such this weekend, I wonder if it's just somewhere over Lake Michigan today?
 
2013-11-18 04:43:22 PM  

abhorrent1: What the hell would you want that for?


I always wanted to steal one of the "grand opening" blimp shaped balloons and hide it in a friend's garage when he was away for the weekend.
 
2013-11-18 04:51:04 PM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: abhorrent1: What the hell would you want that for?

I always wanted to steal one of the "grand opening" blimp shaped balloons and hide it in a friend's garage when he was away for the weekend.



Thank you for planning my Saturday night.  Where can I get one of those wavy arm inflatable man baloons?
 
2013-11-18 05:10:03 PM  
That would be good too. I haven't seen many where I live now but they're in front of every smoke shop in California.
 
2013-11-18 05:23:04 PM  

mike_d85: ReverendJimBobHammer: abhorrent1: What the hell would you want that for?

I always wanted to steal one of the "grand opening" blimp shaped balloons and hide it in a friend's garage when he was away for the weekend.


Thank you for planning my Saturday night.  Where can I get one of those wavy arm inflatable man baloons?


A little over 20 years ago my boss's little brother was out on a scavenger hunt as a part of Senior Fun Day.  One of the items on the list was the blimp-shaped balloon above a local well-known furniture store.  He managed to get it untied and was almost back to the truck with it when the owner spotted him.

Shot him.  Dead.  I saw the back of the truck they took him to the hospital in.  Looked like an abattoir.

/Be careful Saturday
 
2013-11-18 06:47:26 PM  
Did they check Oz?

www.geeksofdoom.com
 
2013-11-18 07:40:33 PM  

Skyd1v: mike_d85: ReverendJimBobHammer: abhorrent1: What the hell would you want that for?

I always wanted to steal one of the "grand opening" blimp shaped balloons and hide it in a friend's garage when he was away for the weekend.


Thank you for planning my Saturday night.  Where can I get one of those wavy arm inflatable man baloons?

A little over 20 years ago my boss's little brother was out on a scavenger hunt as a part of Senior Fun Day.  One of the items on the list was the blimp-shaped balloon above a local well-known furniture store.  He managed to get it untied and was almost back to the truck with it when the owner spotted him.

Shot him.  Dead.  I saw the back of the truck they took him to the hospital in.  Looked like an abattoir.

/Be careful Saturday


Thanks Debbie Downer :(

Really sorry about your friend.
 
2013-11-18 08:48:36 PM  

dielectric: Well, with the 60mph winds and such this weekend, I wonder if it's just somewhere over Lake Michigan today?


No shiat.
 
2013-11-18 09:23:38 PM  
I'm sure the intense windstorms didn't help it out at all.
 
2013-11-19 12:46:47 AM  
Well, I certainly don't have it in my pocket. I'm just very VERY happy to see you.
 
2013-11-19 01:30:13 AM  
It was stolen a few miles from here... Not from a fairgrounds but from a new YMCA that was just built... Nothing to read here... Couple of drunk as fark farm kids I'll bet it's set up in a cow barn not far from there...
 
2013-11-19 12:22:02 PM  
So any blue Chevy towing a small church, I figure that- that'd be the one.
 
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