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(Fox News)   The utter Wussification of America is nearly complete as pediatrician's group issues a warning alerting parents to the dangers to their children posed by: Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Yes, really   (foxnews.com) divider line 95
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2013-11-18 04:42:06 PM
So, remember, when your kid is complaining of severe abdominal pain, don't take him to a hospital, tell him to man-up and stop being a wuss.  Do it for 'Murica.
 
2013-11-18 04:42:31 PM
Rivera and other experts say the addictive nature of these spicy snack products makes them popular among children.

Addictive? Really?
 
2013-11-18 04:56:43 PM
Why, I wouldn't be surprised if Flamin' Hot Cheetos found their way on to some banned food lists.
 
2013-11-18 04:57:21 PM
I remember when I was a kid and I asked my dad if I would die if I ate pop rocks and coke.. He told me to stop being such a pussy and just try it..

/I didn't die
/Learned a valuable lesson that day as a young lad
 
2013-11-18 04:57:35 PM
Sorry, call me a wuss, but this seems like a legitimate warning to me.
 
2013-11-18 04:58:32 PM

timujin: Rivera and other experts say the addictive nature of these spicy snack products makes them popular among children.

Addictive? Really?


I think I'm addicted to them. I farking love flamin' hot cheetos. Luckily I have a quick metabolism so, while I may sound fat, I'm in fact not.
 
2013-11-18 04:58:36 PM

timujin: Rivera and other experts say the addictive nature of these spicy snack products makes them popular among children.

Addictive? Really?


ecx.images-amazon.com

I don't even know where to start with willfully complacent and naive people anymore.
 
2013-11-18 04:58:39 PM
The utter Wussification of America is nearly complete as pediatrician's group issues a warning alerting parents to the dangers to their children posed by: Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Yes, really

Are you farking kidding me subby, that's outrageous!  What were these pediatricians upset about, calories?  Or wait, I bet it's about the fake orange color or wait I know, I bet it's because children will mistake them for healthy!  Goddamn it doctors, shut the fark up with your overbearing crap.

Pediatricians are warning parents of the dangers of extremely spicy snacks ... are sending numerous children to the emergency room each year ... can cause significant inflammation of the stomach lining, which can ultimately lead to severe abdominal pain.

Farking pansies.  SUCK IT UP.
 
Bf+
2013-11-18 04:59:06 PM
I remember when I was a kid and I asked my dad if I would die if I ate heroine and coke.. He told me to stop being such a pussy and just try it..

/I didn't die
/Learned a valuable lesson that day as a young lad
 
2013-11-18 04:59:25 PM
No human should ever eat that crap.
 
2013-11-18 04:59:56 PM
Flaming hot cheetos are nothing.  I ordered some extra spicy Kung Pao chicken the other day, and I ate all of it.  I think it was hotter going out than going in.
 
2013-11-18 05:00:59 PM
Walk it off.
 
2013-11-18 05:01:00 PM
 
2013-11-18 05:01:02 PM
Because these kids.

Link
 
2013-11-18 05:01:28 PM
Your food is supposed to hurt, sissies!
 
2013-11-18 05:01:30 PM
The only danger happens when a kid wipes his stained fingers on mom's drapes.
 
2013-11-18 05:01:34 PM
In before "anal seepage."

Now I'm out like anal seepage...

NSCB: I've had anal seepage. Messy.
 
2013-11-18 05:02:05 PM

Bf+: I remember when I was a kid and I asked my dad if I would die if I ate heroine and coke.. He told me to stop being such a pussy and just try it..

/I didn't die
/Learned a valuable lesson that day as a young lad


I remember when I was a kid and I asked my dad if I would die if I at Bf+'s mom's pussy and did coke. He told me to stop being such a pussy and just try it..

/I didn't die
/Learned a valuable lesson that day that herpes doesn't go away
 
2013-11-18 05:02:07 PM
Next to be banned vindaloo?
 
2013-11-18 05:02:09 PM
 
2013-11-18 05:02:11 PM

dr.zaeus: Required viewing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk


Damn! 2 seconds!
 
2013-11-18 05:02:15 PM
I'd be worried about little kids getting the powder all over their hands and then rubbing it into their eyes. And spicy foods need to be introduced to the smaller kids, not dumped on them.

Beyond that I don't see a problem.
 
2013-11-18 05:02:36 PM
At least it actually states it's spicyness on the packaging.

The real enemy is Mother Nature. Take the jalapeño pepper. It's compact, easy to handle. That smooth green skin says "it's safe to GO, I'm no threat" then bam! everything's on fire.

I move to ban all dangerous produce!
 
2013-11-18 05:02:37 PM
So is this a follow up thread from last week or just another repeat?
 
2013-11-18 05:02:45 PM
I remember when I was a kid and I asked by dad if I would die if I ate bleach and ammonia.. He told me to stop being such a pussy and just try it..

/I did die
//Dad learned a valuable lesson that day.
 
2013-11-18 05:02:54 PM
www.hotshoppe.com

P*ssies
 
2013-11-18 05:03:02 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Flaming hot cheetos are nothing.  I ordered some extra spicy Kung Pao chicken the other day, and I ate all of it.  I think it was hotter going out than going in.


Ah, yes...the dreaded Kung Pao Volcanus
 
2013-11-18 05:03:16 PM
"It burns when it goes down, it burns when it comes out," Dr. Rivera told KABC-TV

I'm looking at you, hot wings...

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2013-11-18 05:03:21 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: timujin: Rivera and other experts say the addictive nature of these spicy snack products makes them popular among children.

Addictive? Really?

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

I don't even know where to start with willfully complacent and naive people anymore.


There's a difference between "I really enjoy this" and "I'm addicted to this, if I stop I will experience withdrawal symptoms"
 
2013-11-18 05:03:21 PM
FTA: "Andrew Medina, 12, told KABC-TV that he eats up to 20 or 30 bags of spicy snacks each month."

There's your problem right there.
 
2013-11-18 05:03:33 PM
FTFA: "Andrew Medina, 12, told KABC-TV that he eats up to 20 or 30 bags of spicy snacks each month."

Well, there's your problem. If your Tater Jr is stuffing his face with 30 bag of this stuff a month, maybe you should just take them away from him instead of getting your panties in a wad. Bet his parents are also confused at why their Tater-tot is a big fatass.
 
2013-11-18 05:03:56 PM

dr.zaeus: Required viewing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk


Damn! 50 seconds!
 
2013-11-18 05:04:22 PM

Bf+: I remember when I was a kid and I asked my dad if I would die if I ate heroine and coke.. He told me to stop being such a pussy and just try it..

/I didn't die
/Learned a valuable lesson that day as a young lad


You ate a heroine?

Goddam voreaphiles.
 
2013-11-18 05:04:45 PM
Dont we read this story like every few years
 
2013-11-18 05:05:07 PM
HELLO I AM FROM THE INTERNET AND I AM HERE TO ASSURE YOU THIS IS UTTER CRAP.

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP WE ATE MOONPIES AND FIRE ANTS AND CIGARETTES DOWN AT THE MALT SHOP AND WE TURNED OUT JUST FINE THE PROBLEM HERE IS THAT PEOPLE ARE BABYING THEIR PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKES LIKE THEY ARE SNOWFLAKES OR WEAK WILLED WOMEN WHO HAVE VAGINAS AND ARE WEAK. THEY SHOULD GROW A PAIR OF TESTICLES AND BE STRONG LIKE A MAN BECAUSE OH NO YOU MIGHT GET A LITTLE TUMMY ACHE BIG DEAL DEAL WITH IT GO WORK IN A FACTORY YOU LAZY SPOILED KIDS. THIS IS WHY AMERICA IS GOING DOWNHILL AND I WEEP FOR MY COUNTRY.
 
2013-11-18 05:05:43 PM
I suppose this also means I won't be able to get a prescription for cough medicine with a small amount of codein for my toddler's cough.  OC doesn't work for shiat.
 
2013-11-18 05:05:44 PM
"Andrew Medina, 12, told KABC-TV that he eats up to 20 or 30 bags of spicy snacks each month."

Well jeez moron! I'm no doctor,  but there's your problem right there. A bag of Cheetos a day is gonna make you sick, spicy or not.

Now please have your parents swing by so we can all give them a much deserved cock-punch.
 
2013-11-18 05:05:52 PM
I had to read the headline a few times before I realized that "Flamin' Hot Cheetos" wasn't someones FARK handle.
 
2013-11-18 05:06:09 PM
I misread the headline as Cheerios instead of Cheetos and thought who the hell eats spicy breakfast cereal?

/I like my cereal plain, like my women.
 
2013-11-18 05:06:14 PM

rocinante721: [www.hotshoppe.com image 300x400]

P*ssies


I've never seen that brand. I just harvested some fresh habaneros today and I'm whipping up a batch of sauce this week.
 
2013-11-18 05:06:20 PM
OC = OTC
 
2013-11-18 05:06:56 PM

rocinante721: [www.hotshoppe.com image 300x400]

P*ssies


www.whitebuffalotruckee.com

Pussy
 
2013-11-18 05:07:07 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why, I wouldn't be surprised if Flamin' Hot Cheetos found their way on to some banned food lists.


I read that fark article yesterday too.

New Mexico has them banned at certain schools.
 
2013-11-18 05:07:12 PM

Combustion: In before "anal seepage."

Now I'm out like anal seepage...

NSCB: I've had anal seepage. Messy.


Came to make fun of this. Now hung up on ... Not story cool bro?
 
2013-11-18 05:07:46 PM
Mexican kids seem to handle spicy candy just fine.
 
2013-11-18 05:08:29 PM
The real danger is if your child eats to much, he's at risk for never knowing what decent spicy food tastes like, and will only eat spicy crap for the sole purpose of showing off how much of a d-bag he is.
 
2013-11-18 05:08:50 PM

farkinglizardking: rocinante721: [www.hotshoppe.com image 300x400]

P*ssies

I've never seen that brand. I just harvested some fresh habaneros today and I'm whipping up a batch of sauce this week.


The Daave Ultimate Insanity is as SUPER HOT a sauce can be without crossing the novelty "ka-chillion Scoville unit"-type line.

Super hot & flavorful.
 
2013-11-18 05:08:54 PM
You can instantly tell in these threads:

A. Who didn't read the article
B. who read the first line
C. Who read the article but didn't understand it
D. Who ACTUALLY read it
 
2013-11-18 05:09:00 PM
Makes sense. It's some crazy shiat to eat. But hurr durr mah freedoms derp.
 
2013-11-18 05:09:14 PM

thecpt: Combustion: In before "anal seepage."

Now I'm out like anal seepage...

NSCB: I've had anal seepage. Messy.

Came to make fun of this. Now hung up on ... Not story cool bro?


Me too, but I figured he was going with Not So Cool Story Bro and forgot the second S, leaving it at Not So Cool Bro, which still works.
 
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