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(Guardian)   "Accidental vagina" features prominently in design of Qatar's new football stadium. "With its shiny, pinkish tinge and labia-like side appendages, the building was just asking for trouble"   (theguardian.com) divider line 73
    More: Amusing, Qatari, World Cup, female genitalia, middle fingers, stadiums  
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2013-11-18 12:05:57 PM  
awkward

/at least it isn't a building that's going to photographed from above oft......oh
 
2013-11-18 12:11:27 PM  
It looks more like a toilet seat to me.
 
2013-11-18 12:12:01 PM  
Haha! It so does.
 
2013-11-18 12:26:20 PM  
Doesn't it have a way of shutting the whole thing down?
 
2013-11-18 12:27:41 PM  
Accidental eh? Sure, I'll buy that. While I'm in the mood to buy things, does anyone know where I might find a bridge to purchase?
 
2013-11-18 12:33:21 PM  
It should go well with Abu-Dhabi's dick-shaped hotel.

www.formula1.com
 
2013-11-18 12:43:48 PM  
Maybe the stadium will hook up with this Icelandic shopping mall and make sweet, sweet love:

www.photo.is
 
2013-11-18 12:45:52 PM  
*vulva
 
2013-11-18 12:57:23 PM  
Future home of Real Madrid?
 
2013-11-18 12:59:23 PM  
And it is in an unfortunate position in the world, what with all that sand everywhere.
 
2013-11-18 01:01:08 PM  
Heh, the misogynists got trolled by an architect.
 
2013-11-18 01:03:39 PM  

Adman12: *vulva



img2u.info 
Mulva?
 
2013-11-18 01:10:53 PM  
Maybe like, the stay puft man's wife
 
2013-11-18 01:11:01 PM  
img577.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-18 01:11:36 PM  
It's not like the World Cup is actually going to be held there...
 
2013-11-18 01:12:07 PM  
Its soccer, the design makes sense.
 
2013-11-18 01:15:42 PM  
What days of the month are not a good time to play there?

*RUNS*
 
2013-11-18 01:15:59 PM  

DrunkenIrishOD: Its soccer, the design makes sense.


As long as it is filled with sand.
 
2013-11-18 01:18:29 PM  
Was it done by the same design firm that put a Star of David on top of the Tehran Airport?
 
2013-11-18 01:19:13 PM  
Is there a tumblr blog of stadiums shaped like vaginas?

//I have the weirdest boner right now...
 
2013-11-18 01:21:11 PM  
They should play the red river shoot out there
 
2013-11-18 01:23:10 PM  
Does soccer have periods?
 
2013-11-18 01:23:50 PM  
I looked at the picture for twenty minutes, still can't find a man in a boat.
 
F42
2013-11-18 01:23:55 PM  
looks like a wraith hive ship
 
2013-11-18 01:24:27 PM  

exick: Accidental eh? Sure, I'll buy that. While I'm in the mood to buy things, does anyone know where I might find a bridge to purchase?


So you think men who force women to wear burkas know what a vagina looks like? My money's on accidental.
 
2013-11-18 01:31:10 PM  
Accidental vagina is the best kind
 
2013-11-18 01:37:54 PM  
That stadium has Penis Church's attention
 
2013-11-18 01:38:41 PM  
Oh, vow...just vow


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-18 01:41:03 PM  

FrancoFile: It's not like the World Cup is actually going to be held there...


What he said.
 
2013-11-18 01:42:48 PM  

HighZoolander: exick: Accidental eh? Sure, I'll buy that. While I'm in the mood to buy things, does anyone know where I might find a bridge to purchase?

So you think men who force women to wear burkas know what a vagina looks like? My money's on accidental.


I find it hard to believe that there are an abundance of male, fundamentalist Muslim dirt farmers unfamiliar with the female anatomy working as architects for U.S.-based AECOM.
 
2013-11-18 01:45:40 PM  
Can't believe this wasn't posted yet:

i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-11-18 01:45:42 PM  
*don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there*

*don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there* 

*don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there*

*don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there*

*don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there*
 
*looks at final design*

GODAMMITALL!
 
2013-11-18 01:46:08 PM  

H31N0US: Heh, the misogynists got trolled by an architect.


"Here's what I think of your Qatar idea, Blatter!
 
2013-11-18 01:47:01 PM  

asmodeus224: *don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there*

*don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there* 

*don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there*

*don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there*

*don't make it look like a vagina - they hate vaginas over there*
 
*looks at final design*

GODAMMITALL!


welp, too late to change it now. Maybe nobody will notice.
 
2013-11-18 01:48:48 PM  
It's the only way a Qatari male might learn what a vagina looks like.
 
2013-11-18 01:50:48 PM  
So essentially architects are 8th graders with overdeveloped drafting skills, and now perhaps with overpriced architecture computer programs.
 
2013-11-18 01:52:21 PM  

exick: HighZoolander: exick: Accidental eh? Sure, I'll buy that. While I'm in the mood to buy things, does anyone know where I might find a bridge to purchase?

So you think men who force women to wear burkas know what a vagina looks like? My money's on accidental.

I find it hard to believe that there are an abundance of male, fundamentalist Muslim dirt farmers unfamiliar with the female anatomy working as architects for U.S.-based AECOM.


Dammit, I was hoping we could go splitsies on the bridge purchase.
 
2013-11-18 01:54:15 PM  
We're going to need a bigger burqa
 
2013-11-18 01:54:45 PM  

4NSpy: I looked at the picture for twenty minutes, still can't find a man in a boat.


Female circumsion is still widely practiced in the Emirates
 
2013-11-18 01:54:51 PM  
Well let's see, they bribed FIFA to get the World Cup, then abused their workers while building the stadium:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/18/qatar-world-cup -w orker-abuse-amnesty-international , then they build this. The 2022 World Cup is going to go quite well.
 
2013-11-18 01:59:14 PM  

4NSpy: I looked at the picture for twenty minutes, still can't find a man in a boat.


That's what your wife told me.
 
2013-11-18 02:02:18 PM  
In Qatar?

FTFY.

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-18 02:04:39 PM  
Meanwhile in Atlanta they are building a winking anustadium

img.gawkerassets.com

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-11-18 02:15:57 PM  
Have you ever heard of the Vagina Building? If you're not from Chicago, it's unlikely - but if you are, it's a precious part of local folklore and a celebrated shape on the skyline. Towering amid the clustered phallic skyscrapers, the Crain Communications Building (its slightly more official name) was completed in 1983 with a prominent vertical slit in the front.

I'm from the Chicago area, and am in Chicago a decent amount, and see this building every time I get off the train. I've never heard of it referred to as the Vagina Building, and have never thought "this building looks like a vagina".

Of course, I don't see a bunch of penises wherever there are "clustered phallic skyscrapers ", so maybe I'm just different.
 
2013-11-18 02:15:57 PM  

mikaloyd: Meanwhile in Atlanta they are building a winking anustadium

[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x369]

[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x371]


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-18 02:16:23 PM  

Gonz: FrancoFile: It's not like the World Cup is actually going to be held there...

What he said.


Thirded.

F*ck Qatar.
 
2013-11-18 02:20:35 PM  
A skyscraper is phallic? Really? Then I guess so is a tree trunk, and radio towers, and telephones poles, and...

Seriously, not everything taller than wide is phallic.
 
2013-11-18 02:25:08 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

I remember when this was posted a while ago. God, I feel NSFW just linking this image.
 
2013-11-18 02:27:16 PM  
"accidental vagina" is a great GIS term:

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

31.media.tumblr.com

theaccidentalvagina.com
 
2013-11-18 02:28:58 PM  

asmodeus224: Oh, vow...just vow


[img.fark.net image 360x425]


...sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar.
 
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