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(Inside Bay Area)   Today's 'What is this, I don't even' headline: Santa Rosa police investigation possible gang-related stabbing new middle school   (insidebayarea.com) divider line 43
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2013-11-18 12:09:11 PM
They didn't stab the old one?
 
2013-11-18 12:09:54 PM
Me fail English?  That's unpossible!
 
2013-11-18 12:11:49 PM
Couldve been worse. It could have been an .88 magnum.

/shoots through schools
 
2013-11-18 12:14:41 PM
Can I buy a verb, Pat?
 
2013-11-18 12:18:25 PM
I'll take "What is gramma" for $100, Alex.
 
2013-11-18 12:18:30 PM
Put the animals down ... all of them.
 
2013-11-18 12:18:38 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-18 12:19:46 PM
I felt glad that I could not comprehend that headline, then I felt sad that so many people could.
 
2013-11-18 12:21:36 PM
mphsblog.org
 
2013-11-18 12:23:40 PM
18 year old hanging around a junior high? All right all right all right!!
 
2013-11-18 12:23:48 PM
How are those ESOL classes going, subby?
 
2013-11-18 12:24:02 PM
Never seen anyone referred to as a "teenage man"...I mean really?
 
2013-11-18 12:24:36 PM
At least they didn't get him pregnant!
 
2013-11-18 12:25:49 PM
What the gang might have looked like:

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LETS FIGHTING LOVE!
 
2013-11-18 12:26:34 PM
Quote from a co-worker

"Even a Grammar-Gandhi would have issues with that headline"


/ Grammar-Gandhi
 
2013-11-18 12:28:06 PM
*twitch*
 
2013-11-18 12:28:24 PM

morcoth: Quote from a co-worker

"Even a Grammar-Gandhi would have issues with that headline"


/ Grammar-Gandhi


The bald starving guy with glasses wearing a diaper?
 
2013-11-18 12:37:20 PM
When I was in a gang we would stab schools fairly often. Would generally target the library area, which is considered the most vulnerable spot to stab a school. Never got a chance to shiv a new middle school, though. Mad props, that's hardcore.
 
2013-11-18 12:39:21 PM

Pinner: morcoth: Quote from a co-worker

"Even a Grammar-Gandhi would have issues with that headline"


/ Grammar-Gandhi

The bald starving guy with glasses wearing a diaper?


Thats the one... You know, the guy that said:

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.

-Mahatma Gandhi
 
2013-11-18 12:39:38 PM
I can't imagine why cops there might be jumpy when faced with a youth holding a gun.

Oh Santa Rosa, why can't you just stick to being the home of Russian River Brewing, and leave the gang stuff to bigger cities?
 
2013-11-18 12:41:47 PM
Pricipal . Caught sayof middleschool that has stoped stabbing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. InsideBayArea Says yes. St. Rosa Police Times Looking for gangs -OR- "hello, I am transport to hospital and wait for tips again"
 
2013-11-18 12:44:46 PM
Urban Dictionary: Word Vomit

Middle schoolers joining gangs and stabbing people?

Yeah, it happens.  A lot.
 
2013-11-18 12:44:57 PM
We obviously need to give them all the perfectly peaceful and peace loving Bibles and ban video games for this outrage! If it wasn't for that Satanic rock, heavy metal, and rap "music" our kids would be as saintly as Jesus!
 
2013-11-18 12:45:46 PM

JohnCarter: Never seen anyone referred to as a "teenage man"...I mean really?


Usually kind to Dealer man, degraded man, teenage man.
 
2013-11-18 12:46:43 PM

Pinner: morcoth: Quote from a co-worker

"Even a Grammar-Gandhi would have issues with that headline"


/ Grammar-Gandhi

The bald starving guy with glasses wearing a diaper?


His words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS
 
2013-11-18 12:46:58 PM

Combustion: 18 year old hanging around a junior high? All right all right all right!!


The junior high school was between the high school and the football field when I was a kid. Plus it had the awesome wall for handball.

"Several suspects remain at large after stabbing a teenage man behind a middle school in Santa Rosa Sunday night in what is believed to be a gang-related attack, police said.  "

What is a teenage man?
 
2013-11-18 12:56:05 PM

StoPPeRmobile: What is a teenage man?


GIS says...

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2013-11-18 12:56:14 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Combustion: 18 year old hanging around a junior high? All right all right all right!!

The junior high school was between the high school and the football field when I was a kid. Plus it had the awesome wall for handball.

"Several suspects remain at large after stabbing a teenage man behind a middle school in Santa Rosa Sunday night in what is believed to be a gang-related attack, police said.  "

What is a teenage man?


While an 18 or 19 year old male would be considered a 'teenage man', it's an awkward expression and shows a lack of editorial and writing skills.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that writing skills are needed in an area where the new schools are getting stabbed.
 
2013-11-18 12:56:24 PM
Pricipal . Caught sayof?
 
2013-11-18 12:56:57 PM

StoPPeRmobile: What is a teenage man?


Trayvon Martin. IIRC, certain parties objected to referring to him as a boy or a child.
 
2013-11-18 12:58:05 PM
*Loudspeaker crackles*
Agitated Nurse: "CODE VIOLET!
CODE VIOLET!

Doctor English and the Verb Cart to the Bay Area immediately! "
 
2013-11-18 01:00:35 PM

ThereBeNoShelterHere: StoPPeRmobile: What is a teenage man?

Trayvon Martin. IIRC, certain parties objected to referring to him as a boy or a child.


Shot in the face by Latin Man.
 
2013-11-18 01:07:39 PM
Oh my- this is not an isolated incident.Behold the horror: http://www.insidebayarea.com/breaking-news*speaker crackles*CANCEL DOCTOR ENGLISH AND THE VERB CART. WE NEED A NEWSPAPER UNDERTAKER TO THE BAY AREA.
 
2013-11-18 01:10:38 PM

puckrock2000: Pricipal . Caught sayof middleschool that has stoped stabbing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. InsideBayArea Says yes. St. Rosa Police Times Looking for gangs -OR- "hello, I am transport to hospital and wait for tips again"

 
2013-11-18 01:12:14 PM
I'm in your base, stabbing new middle school.
 
2013-11-18 01:17:14 PM
Firefix mobile garbled my input there- the link was http://www.insidebayarea.com/breaking -news.
(Why did it strip all the linefeeds too?)
 
2013-11-18 01:28:11 PM
police said
police said
according to police
police said

Someone needs to stop drinking the bong water and go back to Grammar and Comp 101.
 
2013-11-18 01:47:44 PM

JohnCarter: Never seen anyone referred to as a "teenage man"...I mean really?


Believe it or not, any male individual aged 18 or 19 is both officially a teenager and a man.

Referring to a black man of age 18 as a "boy" is just dangerous territory for most everyone.
 
2013-11-18 02:23:48 PM

Pinner: morcoth: / Grammar-Gandhi

The bald starving guy with glasses wearing a diaper?


You need to work "piss-drinking" in there somewhere...
 
2013-11-18 02:27:47 PM

Joe USer: While an 18 or 19 year old male would be considered a 'teenage man', it's an awkward expression and shows a lack of editorial and writing skills.


All things considered, that's pretty restrained on their part.  Remember that the anti-gunners consider 25 year old drug dealers to be "children" when they trot out their "statistics".
 
2013-11-18 03:15:18 PM

Secret Master of All Flatulence: Joe USer: While an 18 or 19 year old male would be considered a 'teenage man', it's an awkward expression and shows a lack of editorial and writing skills.

All things considered, that's pretty restrained on their part.  Remember that the anti-gunners consider 25 year old drug dealers to be "children" when they trot out their "statistics".


Some in erg or eek say be be not more than a man-boy, or praps a teen-boy; it also has been heard he may be a boy-guy or guy-man. If he be a teen-man, then so be't, and let there be an end to't.
 
2013-11-18 04:13:48 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Combustion: 18 year old hanging around a junior high? All right all right all right!!

The junior high school was between the high school and the football field when I was a kid. Plus it had the awesome wall for handball.

"Several suspects remain at large after stabbing a teenage man behind a middle school in Santa Rosa Sunday night in what is believed to be a gang-related attack, police said.  "

What is a teenage man?


Someone who stays on their parent's insurance until they are 26.
 
2013-11-18 06:33:45 PM
Looks like they've fixed the headline.
 
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