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(ESPN)   Wes Welker is really glad he had Tom Brady throwing to him in last night's epic win over the Chiefs   (espn.go.com) divider line 30
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3414 clicks; posted to Sports » on 18 Nov 2013 at 9:55 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-18 10:11:55 AM  
I dont think this guy is going to make it into his 50s.
 
2013-11-18 10:19:40 AM  

Clash City Farker: I dont think this guy is going to make it into his 50s.


Especially after those lizards eat his legs.
 
2013-11-18 10:20:52 AM  
I am hoping he can continue to make commercials...those are a hoot.

/his brain is going to scramble one day and you can't put that shiat back together
 
2013-11-18 10:23:55 AM  
I have been a fan of his since this happened:

1.  On this week of preparation: "Everybody's putting their best foot forward."
2. On young players in the playoffs:  "You can't just stick your toe in the water.  You gotta jump right in."
3. On playing this year as opposed to last year: "It's definitely different.  You know, you've got your foot up in the air trying to get the swelling to go down.  Definitely excited about the opportunity to get out there and have some fun."
4. On the opportunity this week:  "These are the games you play for.  What you spend all year getting ready for and you just want to put your best foot forward."
5. On Revis:  "He's got great feet."
6. On Revis again: "He's very patient, has good feet."
7. On Deion Branch: "He runs some really good routes out there . . . He's another guy with great feet and can really move around."
8. On practice: "You want to make sure you're putting your best foot forward out there and making it happen."
9. More on practice: "Us going out there and being good little foot soliders and making sure we're going out there and doing everything coach asks us to do."
10.  On seeing new things in the playoffs: "You definitely have to be on your toes and make sure you're ready to go."
 
2013-11-18 10:25:26 AM  
You took a 40 minute shower, and missed the second half of the game
 
2013-11-18 10:30:14 AM  
Gotta pick up batman on the waivers this week.
 
2013-11-18 10:30:48 AM  
It's worse than that, subby.  He got knocked all the way back to Gus Frerotte.
/and Nick Saban
 
2013-11-18 10:35:59 AM  
I just want to know why they let Montee Ball vulture two of my Moreno TDs.  I lost to the luckiest bastard in my league thanks to that (that and ignoring Decker all the time)

Seriously, the guy in now fourth place after beating me (I was in 2nd place), we are both now 7-4

My total points for the season 1150...his total points for the season 780..he has the lowest Points For out of all the teams, even the 0-10 team has more Points For.  he even had three players on the bye and beat me...so pissed at my team this weekend...and he had R.Rice and Cincy,

/had to rant somewhere
 
2013-11-18 10:49:56 AM  

Hyjamon: I just want to know why they let Montee Ball vulture two of my Moreno TDs.


A few years ago, my sis-in-law, who knows nothing about football, got me a Moreno jersey for Christmas. She told me at the time, "They had Moreno or Tebow. I never heard of either one, so I hope you like it."

She's looking more like a genius all the time.
 
2013-11-18 10:53:51 AM  
I hope he's ok. When he played for the Pats, he scared the shiat out of me with the hits he took.
//Pats fan
///Hope he shows up Sunday, even if it's only for a hat tip from the sidelines.
 
2013-11-18 11:14:23 AM  

Hyjamon: I just want to know why they let Montee Ball vulture two of my Moreno TDs.  I lost to the luckiest bastard in my league thanks to that (that and ignoring Decker all the time)

Seriously, the guy in now fourth place after beating me (I was in 2nd place), we are both now 7-4

My total points for the season 1150...his total points for the season 780..he has the lowest Points For out of all the teams, even the 0-10 team has more Points For.  he even had three players on the bye and beat me...so pissed at my team this weekend...and he had R.Rice and Cincy,

/had to rant somewhere


Isnt there a blog for Fantasy Football addicts to cry on?
 
2013-11-18 11:18:02 AM  

Hyjamon: I just want to know why they let Montee Ball vulture two of my Moreno TDs.


Moreno almost caused my wife to rage-quit FF a couple years ago. Between him and Cutler, she had a perfect blend of "start 'em on and they go for about 6 points, bench 'em and they're world-beaters". She still refers to him as "No-points" Moreno.
 
2013-11-18 11:28:28 AM  
No no no no no no... Wes, you weren't supposed to be concussed until after you score against the Pats next week.

DO NOT DENY ME MY SHADENFREUDE!
 
2013-11-18 11:32:21 AM  

Hyjamon: I just want to know why they let Montee Ball vulture two of my Moreno TDs.  I lost to the luckiest bastard in my league thanks to that (that and ignoring Decker all the time)

Seriously, the guy in now fourth place after beating me (I was in 2nd place), we are both now 7-4

My total points for the season 1150...his total points for the season 780..he has the lowest Points For out of all the teams, even the 0-10 team has more Points For.  he even had three players on the bye and beat me...so pissed at my team this weekend...and he had R.Rice and Cincy,

/had to rant somewhere


No one gives a fark about your fantasy football team.
 
2013-11-18 12:00:34 PM  
The comment section of that article delivers more pathetic Bronco whiners.  I know every team has that contingent of whiners and sad-sacks, but it seems like there are a ton who are Broncos fans.

Cheap hitting Chiefs?  Seriously?  It was a great game and both teams were bringing it.  After Baltimore lost the option to have the season-opening game this season at home it was given to Denver.  There were like 50 news stories that week about whining Bronco fans crying about having banners for The Ravens all over town advertising the opening of the NFL season.  Umm... that's what the NFL does.  If it was in Baltimore, there would have been Manning banners in Baltimore.  They had no appreciation for having the opening game in Denver even though they didn't earn it.

When the Ravens beat them last year in the playoffs, it was equally headache-inducing listening to the sad sack stories from those people.

/Just ranting!  (And whining?)  HA!
 
2013-11-18 12:08:59 PM  

PowerSlacker: Hyjamon: I just want to know why they let Montee Ball vulture two of my Moreno TDs.  I lost to the luckiest bastard in my league thanks to that (that and ignoring Decker all the time)

Seriously, the guy in now fourth place after beating me (I was in 2nd place), we are both now 7-4

My total points for the season 1150...his total points for the season 780..he has the lowest Points For out of all the teams, even the 0-10 team has more Points For.  he even had three players on the bye and beat me...so pissed at my team this weekend...and he had R.Rice and Cincy,

/had to rant somewhere

No one gives a fark about your fantasy football team.


D&D without the dice.
 
2013-11-18 12:11:05 PM  

skylabdown: The comment section of that article delivers more pathetic Bronco whiners.  I know every team has that contingent of whiners and sad-sacks, but it seems like there are a ton who are Broncos fans.

Cheap hitting Chiefs?  Seriously?  It was a great game and both teams were bringing it.  After Baltimore lost the option to have the season-opening game this season at home it was given to Denver.  There were like 50 news stories that week about whining Bronco fans crying about having banners for The Ravens all over town advertising the opening of the NFL season.  Umm... that's what the NFL does.  If it was in Baltimore, there would have been Manning banners in Baltimore.  They had no appreciation for having the opening game in Denver even though they didn't earn it.

When the Ravens beat them last year in the playoffs, it was equally headache-inducing listening to the sad sack stories from those people.

/Just ranting!  (And whining?)  HA!


I don't think there would have been Manning banners in Baltimore, had the game been played there. The NFL put the Flacco banners up in Denver specifically because the kickoff game had to be moved to Denver.

And we're just upset about the cheap hit because they took away the horse-collar tackle a few years back. We had that damn thing mastered! But no, the Chiefs weren't hitting any cheaper than anybody else.
 
2013-11-18 12:16:41 PM  

PowerSlacker: Hyjamon: I just want to know why they let Montee Ball vulture two of my Moreno TDs.  I lost to the luckiest bastard in my league thanks to that (that and ignoring Decker all the time)

Seriously, the guy in now fourth place after beating me (I was in 2nd place), we are both now 7-4

My total points for the season 1150...his total points for the season 780..he has the lowest Points For out of all the teams, even the 0-10 team has more Points For.  he even had three players on the bye and beat me...so pissed at my team this weekend...and he had R.Rice and Cincy,

/had to rant somewhere

No one gives a fark about your fantasy football team.


I know, just needed to rant somewhere so it is out in the ethos and you cared enough to comment on my rant of insignificance, so thanks for that.
 
2013-11-18 12:29:05 PM  
Concussed?  No way he misses the New England game.
 
2013-11-18 12:53:10 PM  

Hardy-r-r: Concussed?  No way he misses the New England game.


He wont miss it, but he may not dress for it.
 
2013-11-18 12:55:46 PM  
maybe he'll be like Aikman in the super bowl and think he's playing for his high school team
 
2013-11-18 12:56:12 PM  
I guess this week he'll have time to be in that snow globe in a dollar store.
 
2013-11-18 12:57:55 PM  

AdamK: maybe he'll be like Aikman in the super bowl and think he's playing for his high school team


HUMMANAHUMMANAHUMMANA
 
2013-11-18 01:20:23 PM  
I wonder how he came back in after that hit? Watching it last night I was fairly certain he was concussed then he's in again and immediately leaves the game after that 9yrd catch. Both teams were putting in some monster hits.
 
2013-11-18 01:46:29 PM  
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2013-11-18 02:16:44 PM  
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2013-11-18 02:21:01 PM  

2wolves: D&D without the dice.


About as bad a cliche as "the lottery is a tax on those bad at math."
 
2013-11-18 03:08:47 PM  

elguerodiablo: Gonz: Hyjamon: I just want to know why they let Montee Ball vulture two of my Moreno TDs.

Moreno almost caused my wife to rage-quit FF a couple years ago. Between him and Cutler, she had a perfect blend of "start 'em on and they go for about 6 points, bench 'em and they're world-beaters". She still refers to him as "No-points" Moreno.

Seriously?  He's one letter away from being named No-Show and she went with No-points?


I've always called him No-Show. It's just too easy, especially before Peyton got there and he started becoming a bit more consistent.
 
2013-11-18 03:55:59 PM  
I use Noshown for Nogain.
 
2013-11-18 03:56:50 PM  
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