SmackLT: Clearly you've never met my mother.
Hebjamn: I Accuse My Parents
mercator_psi: Hebjamn: I Accuse My Parents"I won the Get The Crap Kicked Out Of You contest!"
kidakita: Heh. My mom went out of her way to embarrass me. It was a fun and cruel game for her. One day, she was going through old photographs and found a "naked baby" photo of me and gave it to one of my "friends" who then proceeded to take it to my high school and showed it to everybody. That's just a mild instance. Years later, when she died, my brother had her cremated (I was 1,000 miles away at the time) and scattered her ashed on his compost heap. He then called in his Mexican gardeners and had them haul the whole thing to the city dump, where she resides to this day./not a CSB
The Italian Farker: Harper Valley PTA
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