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(Sun Journal (Maine))   Sure your mom embarrassed you at school from time to time, but at least she never showed up drunk, high, and had a fight with the police at your PTA conference   (sunjournal.com) divider line 20
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2013-11-18 09:03:55 AM  
Clearly you've never met my mother.
 
2013-11-18 09:09:32 AM  
Typical white woman.
 
2013-11-18 09:10:22 AM  

SmackLT: Clearly you've never met my mother.


Gotta be quick to make the joke first around here.
 
2013-11-18 09:14:47 AM  
I for one blame the tediousness of parent teacher conferences, which obviously drove this upstanding parent to snort her prescription pills.
 
2013-11-18 09:16:48 AM  
We had one story here with the added bonus of her stripping naked.
 
2013-11-18 09:24:46 AM  
Police responded to a call from the school at about 4 p.m. reporting that Lunsford had taken nearly 15 minutes to park her vehicle and was believed to be impaired, according to Wing's report.

Was she parallel parking? She's a woman - case dismissed!

/ducks
 
2013-11-18 09:25:14 AM  
Harper Valley PTA
 
2013-11-18 09:59:40 AM  
Sure your mom embarrassed you at school from time to time, but at least she never showed up drunk, high, and had a fight with the police at your PTA conference

and reeking of elderberries
and wearing army shoes
and wearing white after labor day
 
2013-11-18 10:18:07 AM  
According to Wing's report, Lunsford admitted to snorting her prescription for busiprone, a drug used to treat anxiety, and police found a snorting straw with her prescription.

WTF?!
 
2013-11-18 10:24:38 AM  
I Accuse My Parents
 
2013-11-18 10:34:11 AM  

Hebjamn: I Accuse My Parents


"I won the Get The Crap Kicked Out Of You contest!"
 
2013-11-18 10:34:46 AM  
Heh. My mom went out of her way to embarrass me. It was a fun and cruel game for her. One day, she was going through old photographs and found a "naked baby" photo of me and gave it to one of my "friends" who then proceeded to take it to my high school and showed it to everybody. That's just a mild instance. Years later, when she died, my brother had her cremated (I was 1,000 miles away at the time) and scattered her ashed on his compost heap. He then called in his Mexican gardeners and had them haul the whole thing to the city dump, where she resides to this day.

/not a CSB
 
2013-11-18 11:57:34 AM  
My mother was Aunt Bea
 
2013-11-18 01:06:25 PM  
Hey, at least she went to the PTA conference.  We need more concerned parents.
 
2013-11-18 01:12:07 PM  

mercator_psi: Hebjamn: I Accuse My Parents

"I won the Get The Crap Kicked Out Of You contest!"


"Is there a bar?"
 
2013-11-18 02:10:22 PM  

kidakita: Heh. My mom went out of her way to embarrass me. It was a fun and cruel game for her. One day, she was going through old photographs and found a "naked baby" photo of me and gave it to one of my "friends" who then proceeded to take it to my high school and showed it to everybody. That's just a mild instance. Years later, when she died, my brother had her cremated (I was 1,000 miles away at the time) and scattered her ashed on his compost heap. He then called in his Mexican gardeners and had them haul the whole thing to the city dump, where she resides to this day.

/not a CSB




Seriously...you're pissed off because of a photo?? Oh noes, people will know I was once a baby! A naked baby!!

If that's the worse your mother ever did, you are a fortunate soul.
 
2013-11-18 03:13:20 PM  
My college roommate grew up in Dixfield. he's described it as a whole town of people like her. She's practically an underachiever.
 
2013-11-18 04:56:35 PM  

The Italian Farker: Harper Valley PTA


Exactly what I first though!
 
2013-11-18 06:40:21 PM  
Worst my mother ever did was bring a belt to school with her and after meeting the principal. (don't remember what I did) took me out in the main hall outside the office made me drop my pants and beat my ass in front of the other kids as they passed between classes. PS when mom told you to drop your pants and bend over you had about 1 second to get moving toward it and two to get them down before she just started randomly beating your body with the belt. Have taken a belt to the face and nuts on more than one occasion.
My cousins referred to my mother as Sarge! One mean woman! She actually had dad make paddles and presented them to the principals as presents.

It was indeed a different time,
 
2013-11-18 08:54:17 PM  
"showed up had a fight with the police"

No, subby, you mean, "showed up and had a fight with the police".
 
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