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(Daily Mail)   I was found dead in my hotel room before it was cool   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 40
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2013-11-18 09:30:51 AM
This sounds like a script for Castle.
 
2013-11-18 10:46:59 AM
In accordance with his final wishes, his death room will be advertized to hipsters, who will ironically spend the night there.
 
2013-11-18 10:47:31 AM
This guy started a chain of barbershops?

i.dailymail.co.uk

This guy. Really?!?
 
2013-11-18 10:49:32 AM
It's the ironic terrible perm. duh.
 
2013-11-18 10:50:32 AM

bopis: It's the ironic terrible perm. duh.


Could be a Jew
 
2013-11-18 10:52:02 AM
You've probably never heard of it, but I was dressing like a reservoir dog with hair like Adam Duritz before anyone even posted anything like it on Vine.
 
2013-11-18 10:52:45 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: bopis: It's the ironic terrible perm. duh.

Could be a Jew


I don't see the horns.
 
2013-11-18 10:53:49 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: bopis: It's the ironic terrible perm. duh.

Could be a Jew


COULD BE? Look at the schnozz on that dude. Princess Vespa's long lost brother?
 
2013-11-18 10:56:55 AM

RottNDude: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: bopis: It's the ironic terrible perm. duh.

Could be a Jew

COULD BE? Look at the schnozz on that dude. Princess Vespa's long lost brother?



www.ushmm.org
 
2013-11-18 10:58:58 AM
 
2013-11-18 11:00:28 AM
If you pull up the rugs under the beds you'll find the obscure dead people from whom he jacked the idea.  Total poser.  Probably OD'ed instead of dying from a massive self-inflicted head wound from a mace, too.
 
2013-11-18 11:01:00 AM
Pfft. Just once? Amateur.

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2013-11-18 11:04:31 AM
I worked for Alex in Seattle as a receptionist at Rudy's. One of the nicest guys I've ever met. Haven't spoken with him in a few years though. Sad to hear he was having issues.
 
2013-11-18 11:06:05 AM
MarieProvost0wnd...
 
2013-11-18 11:06:25 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm

/unimpressed
 
2013-11-18 11:08:17 AM
He was given the opportunity to find sobiety, however HE failed the program and thus dialed into this expected fate.  Thank goodness the program did not fail him.
 
2013-11-18 11:08:57 AM
All the rooms in the Ace are equipped with a turntable and quirky decorations, a testament to Calderwood's inherently cool personal style

jackingoffmotion
 
2013-11-18 11:09:17 AM

Eshy: I worked for Alex in Seattle as a receptionist at Rudy's. One of the nicest guys I've ever met. Haven't spoken with him in a few years though. Sad to hear he was having issues.


Jew or no?
 
2013-11-18 11:11:23 AM
Wow, people really pay two grand a night to stay in a hotel that's furnished like a potheads college apartment, sans bong?
 
2013-11-18 11:14:54 AM

Farce-Side: Wow, people really pay two grand a night to stay in a hotel that's furnished like a potheads college apartment, sans bong?


Most of the rooms are in the $100-$200 range here in Portland and Seattle. That's probably for some super suite in NYC.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Eshy: I worked for Alex in Seattle as a receptionist at Rudy's. One of the nicest guys I've ever met. Haven't spoken with him in a few years though. Sad to hear he was having issues.

Jew or no?


Don't know. Don't care.
 
2013-11-18 11:16:47 AM

Eshy: Farce-Side: Wow, people really pay two grand a night to stay in a hotel that's furnished like a potheads college apartment, sans bong?

Most of the rooms are in the $100-$200 range here in Portland and Seattle. That's probably for some super suite in NYC.


Ok, now that I can see.
 
2013-11-18 11:22:54 AM
Paging Ian Schräger, paging Mr. Ian Schräger to the hipster hotel phone...
 
2013-11-18 11:25:10 AM
www.csus.edu

Anfänger.
 
2013-11-18 11:28:45 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-18 11:29:04 AM
Relapse. Happens all the time.  Guy thinks he can handle the amount he was taking before detox.  Body begs to differ.
 
2013-11-18 11:29:26 AM
HOTBLACK!
 
2013-11-18 11:32:21 AM
Can you imagine the hell of trying to find a band no one's ever heard of to play the funeral music.
 
2013-11-18 11:35:01 AM

BitwiseShift: Can you imagine the hell of trying to find a band no one's ever heard of to play the funeral music.


The irony of it all is that they hired the Tragically Hip to perform.
 
2013-11-18 11:36:02 AM

BitwiseShift: Can you imagine the hell of trying to find a band no one's ever heard of to play the funeral music.


Funeral? He'll probably have an ironic Eskimo ceremony, where they send him off to sea on a chunk of artisanal ice
 
2013-11-18 11:39:45 AM
Everyone hoist a cup pf catshiat coffee in his memory.
 
2013-11-18 11:43:55 AM
I`m only into things that are so underground they do not have a name. By the time enough people need to refer to it so much that it has a name I have already moved on to the actually underground stuff.
 
2013-11-18 11:44:35 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: artisanal


Don`t get me started.
 
2013-11-18 11:46:49 AM

BitwiseShift: Can you imagine the hell of trying to find a band no one's ever heard of to play the funeral music.


That`s easy. You form a band for the night made from obscure members of other obscure bands and say it is so obscure and underground they have not named themselves yet so nobody *could* have heard of them.
 
2013-11-18 11:52:01 AM

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RIP Sideshow Bob

 
2013-11-18 12:03:59 PM

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: Relapse. Happens all the time.  Guy thinks he can handle the amount he was taking before detox.  Body begs to differ.


Probably.

He considered himself a 'cultural engineer'

Oh. Shut. Up.
Oh wait--he did.
 
2013-11-18 12:18:42 PM
It's not like pretentious hipster douches are on the Endangered Species List...
 
2013-11-18 12:34:27 PM
One hipster down.......49 million to go....... its a start
 
2013-11-18 12:42:53 PM
Special place in hell for hipsters.
 
2013-11-18 02:35:01 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: It's not like pretentious hipster douches are on the Endangered Species List...


We only wish they were.
 
2013-11-18 10:54:00 PM

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: Relapse. Happens all the time.  Guy thinks he can handle the amount he was taking before detox.  Body begs to differ.


Is it even possible to OD on PBRs?  Just how many would you have to drink??
 
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