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(Contact Music)   Scarlett Johansson has so much screen presence that she even wins an award when she has no screen time at all   (contactmusic.com) divider line 22
    More: Fail, Scarlett Johansson, Rome Film Festival, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Matthew McConaughey, Best Actress, oscars, Spike Jonze, Joaquin Phoenix  
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6095 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 Nov 2013 at 9:07 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-18 09:07:22 AM  
If Scarlett Johansson is playing a computer program it had better be in a reboot of Weird Science.
 
2013-11-18 09:15:43 AM  
Kevin Spacey was awesome in MOON and he had no screen time either.
 
2013-11-18 09:16:04 AM  
That movie looks stupid.

And I haven't liked Joaxinn Phoenix ever since he did that fake rapper documentary thing.
 
2013-11-18 09:18:38 AM  
Frowns on Subby's shenanigans:

davethenovelist.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-18 09:41:19 AM  
Booby Prize.
 
2013-11-18 09:58:32 AM  

doczoidberg: fake rapper documentary thing.


I think I made it to the 38 minute mark and had to shut it off.
 
2013-11-18 10:00:59 AM  
Because boobs.

i40.tinypic.com
i41.tinypic.com
i40.tinypic.com

That's why.
 
2013-11-18 10:25:06 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Because boobs.

[i40.tinypic.com image 850x462]
[i41.tinypic.com image 850x386]
[i40.tinypic.com image 850x427]

That's why.


That's some very well-rounded reasoning, but I don't see the point(s).
 
2013-11-18 10:28:52 AM  
I haven't bothered watching the fake-rapper-documentary-thing.

I watched the trailer for this movie, "disturbing" is the word that comes to mind.
 
2013-11-18 10:39:23 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Because boobs.

[i40.tinypic.com image 850x462]
[i41.tinypic.com image 850x386]
[i40.tinypic.com image 850x427]

That's why.

That's some very well-rounded reasoning, but I don't see the point(s).


Here ya go. NSFW.
 
2013-11-18 11:12:11 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Because boobs.

[i40.tinypic.com image 850x462]
[i41.tinypic.com image 850x386]
[i40.tinypic.com image 850x427]

That's why.


For some reason that first pic reminds me of

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-11-18 11:51:41 AM  
You mean you didn't see this:

www.naturalcookstudio.com

..part way through the movie?

Scarlett is a peach....
 
2013-11-18 12:49:37 PM  
If Scarlett Johansson is playing a computer program it had better be in a reboot of Weird Science.

Holy shiat...THIS.
 
2013-11-18 01:03:29 PM  
Other off-screen actors who deserved award nominations:

www.disneypictures.net

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-18 01:03:30 PM  
I wasn't that impressed with the performance. It was like she was just phoning it in.
 
2013-11-18 01:09:39 PM  

Kyosuke: I wasn't that impressed with the performance. It was like she was just phoning it in.


Hard to translate her real skills through the phone:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-18 03:10:23 PM  
Subby has never had sex with her, but she's still the best lay he's ever had.
 
2013-11-18 03:40:27 PM  
i43.tinypic.com

The proper way to interview Ms Johansson.
 
2013-11-18 04:05:28 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i43.tinypic.com image 570x855]

The proper way to interview Ms Johansson.


Isaac Mizrahi knows better than you.
 
2013-11-18 06:24:32 PM  
grabbed her one of the first acting gongs

I'd grab her gongs.
 
2013-11-18 06:35:36 PM  

puckrock2000: Other off-screen actors who deserved award nominations:

[www.disneypictures.net image 600x500]

[static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x1200]


Those at least had on-screen avatars. I don't ScarJo even gets that.
 
2013-11-18 07:20:32 PM  
There has never been, and never will be a year where a voice-over is better than every other performance that year.  At least with motion capture there is a movement component to it, but I would say no to even that.
 
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