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(Short List)   My $500 milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "No"   (shortlist.com) divider line 41
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2013-11-18 11:40:55 AM
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2013-11-18 12:30:43 PM

jaylectricity: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]



"You don't put bourbon in it or anything?"
 
2013-11-18 12:46:48 PM
Damn right it's better than yours.
 
2013-11-18 01:00:12 PM
So it's going to be a $50 milkshake, with $450 worth of arbitrary garnishes? Got it.
 
2013-11-18 01:00:17 PM
It's only half as good as a sundae.
 
2013-11-18 01:00:27 PM
People are so farking stupid.

/A fool and his money etc...
 
2013-11-18 01:01:49 PM

The_Sponge: jaylectricity: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]


"You don't put bourbon in it or anything?"


It was years since I watched that movie, and I must have watched it a million billion times when it was big.  But last week it comes on television and I realize: Steve Buschemi is the waiter.

/I know I changed movies.
 
2013-11-18 01:02:36 PM
Y'all sound poor...

www.winwhale.net
 
2013-11-18 01:02:54 PM
nymag.com
 
2013-11-18 01:04:07 PM
I hope this place suffers a severe backlash to discourage this nonsense.  Who would buy this anyways...a classless Russian plutocrat in his 30s trying to impress a model bimbo?
 
2013-11-18 01:04:23 PM
Came here for the Peter Griffin reference....I'll just leave this here....
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2013-11-18 01:05:32 PM
I'd love to get one to feed to my miniature giraffe.

I think we should note that a $500 milkshake is the same as a $400 milkshake or a $300 milkshake. It's just too much for a milkshake and if anyone buys it it will be because it's so expensive - not because they expect to get that much value out of it.
 
2013-11-18 01:05:50 PM

mike_d85


It was years since I watched that movie, and I must have watched it a million billion times when it was big. But last week it comes on television and I realize: Steve Buschemi is the waiter.


Yep - he was Buddy Holly.

totallytop10.com


Buscemi
 
2013-11-18 01:05:59 PM
Then you can go here for a 1000$ shave.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13tcq5_notorious-luxury-barbershop _n ews

It's in my neighborhood. I've never felt the urge to move from a place because of a barbershop before, but there you have it.
 
2013-11-18 01:06:26 PM

berylman: I hope this place suffers a severe backlash to discourage this nonsense.  Who would buy this anyways...a classless Russian plutocrat in his 30s trying to impress a model bimbo?


Drunk girls on a bachelorette party.  That's the target according to TFA anyway.
10 girls chip in for the bride, it's not that insane.  Especially when doing drunk math.
 
2013-11-18 01:08:30 PM

mike_d85: The_Sponge: jaylectricity: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]


"You don't put bourbon in it or anything?"

It was years since I watched that movie, and I must have watched it a million billion times when it was big.  But last week it comes on television and I realize: Steve Buschemi is the waiter.

/I know I changed movies.


You never realized Mr Pink was the waiter? It says so right there in the song.
 
2013-11-18 01:10:47 PM
Not this shiat again?  Yup, 'tis yet another place trying to get free publicity buy cooking up some stunt "menu item" that is basically regular food garnished with the most expensive crap they chef/ bartender can get hold of and topped off with some something even more expensive that is not even intended to be consumed.

If I go to McDonalds, buy a Big Mac, and serve it with a Rolex, is that really a ten thousand dollar hamburger?

It's L.A. though, so I bet you we see Beiber drinking one of these fruit cocktails within a month.
 
2013-11-18 01:15:26 PM
....and then there's This Little Turd
 
2013-11-18 01:16:08 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Buscemi


Shut up Donny.

Combustion: You never realized Mr Pink was the waiter? It says so right there in the song.


Teenage Wedding?
 
2013-11-18 01:17:10 PM
Swarovski Nirvana Montana blue crystal ring

Ooooooh, Swarovski crystal.... that's stuff's CLAAAAAHHHHHSSY

(for folks with donald trump taste)
 
2013-11-18 01:18:11 PM
Well at least it has alcohol in it and comes with a ring. I was expecting something like the cocoa beans for it are picked by a pygmy tribe deep in the amazon and brought to the restuarant on special donkeys that can absorb the shock of the roads, so as not to bruise the beans. And they can be flow there because the high altitude will spoil the taste. And when they make it in a room more sterile than a electronics factory using gold utensils.
 
2013-11-18 01:26:19 PM

Treygreen13: I'd love to get one to feed to my miniature giraffe.

I think we should note that a $500 milkshake is the same as a $400 milkshake or a $300 milkshake. It's just too much for a milkshake and if anyone buys it it will be because it's so expensive - not because they expect to get that much value out of it.


I think the point of diminishing returns is met well under $20 on any milkshake.  Anyone that purchases one of these should be ejected from the planet.
 
2013-11-18 01:34:26 PM
Treygreen13: I'd love to get one to feed to my miniature giraffe.

Fark unicorns and leprechauns, I want a mini giraffe.
 
2013-11-18 01:40:20 PM

jaylectricity: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]


Came for this...

Englebert Slaptyback: mike_d85

It was years since I watched that movie, and I must have watched it a million billion times when it was big. But last week it comes on television and I realize: Steve Buschemi is the waiter.


Yep - he was Buddy Holly.
Buscemi


Probably the most important thing I'll learn today.
 
2013-11-18 01:41:21 PM

SirTanon: ....and then there's This Little Turd


All right, so what happens when a frozen piece of gold foil hits your fillings?
 
2013-11-18 01:48:57 PM
Ya, the most I have ever paid for a drink like this was $14... local bartender invented some kind of Stoli's vanilla double white russian chocolate milkshake concoction that was totally delicious and strong as all get out.  He got the price point right.
 
2013-11-18 01:58:27 PM

DrunkWithImpotence: Not this shiat again?  Yup, 'tis yet another place trying to get free publicity buy cooking up some stunt "menu item" that is basically regular food garnished with the most expensive crap they chef/ bartender can get hold of and topped off with some something even more expensive that is not even intended to be consumed.

If I go to McDonalds, buy a Big Mac, and serve it with a Rolex, is that really a ten thousand dollar hamburger?

It's L.A. though, so I bet you we see Beiber drinking one of these fruit cocktails within a month.


I love the part how they don't even know what's in it yet. It's a bullshiat status symbol in search of a justification.
 
2013-11-18 02:09:50 PM

berylman: Ya, the most I have ever paid for a drink like this was $14... local bartender invented some kind of Stoli's vanilla double white russian chocolate milkshake concoction that was totally delicious and strong as all get out.  He got the price point right.


I once paid $30 for a bottle of beer.  Granted, it was like 28 ounces and had more alcohol in it than a 12 pack of Coors, but...
 
2013-11-18 02:16:12 PM
award-winning mixologist

Why is this even a thing? You're a farking bartender, get over it.
 
2013-11-18 02:21:02 PM

abhorrent1: award-winning mixologist

Why is this even a thing? You're a farking bartender, get over it.


Same thing I said to Obama when he won the Nobel Peace prize; "You're a farking politician, get over it."
 
2013-11-18 02:34:47 PM

manimal2878: I think the point of diminishing returns is met well under $20 on any milkshake. Anyone that purchases one of these should be ejected from the planet.


When I was young I thought people like that should be sent to the moon. Later I thought that was silly, the amount of effort and money is just too much. Then I realized it doesn't actually matter if they get there.

I'm thinking we build a whole bunch of these
 
2013-11-18 02:41:58 PM
Are we going for the Hipster trifecta today? We got a dead Hipster hotel designer below and now a $500 dollar milkshake from "mixologists". I am curious what is next.
 
2013-11-18 02:57:36 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Are we going for the Hipster trifecta today? We got a dead Hipster hotel designer below and now a $500 dollar milkshake from "mixologists". I am curious what is next.


Can't we all just...drink???
 
2013-11-18 03:05:30 PM

groppet: Well at least it has alcohol in it and comes with a ring. I was expecting something like the cocoa beans for it are picked by a pygmy tribe deep in the amazon and brought to the restuarant on special donkeys that can absorb the shock of the roads, so as not to bruise the beans. And they can be flow there because the high altitude will spoil the taste. And when they make it in a room more sterile than a electronics factory using gold utensils.


I would buy this if it is only grandma pigmies who pick the beans. The youngsters who do not value tradition and don't know a good bean from bad can go fark themselves
 
2013-11-18 03:27:00 PM

berylman: Ya, the most I have ever paid for a drink like this was $14... local bartender invented some kind of Stoli's vanilla double white russian chocolate milkshake concoction that was totally delicious and strong as all get out.  He got the price point right.


I think the most I paid for a drink was $50 and it was HUGE. It was the only drink I needed that night and you get to keep the glass.
 
2013-11-18 03:31:46 PM

berylman: Ya, the most I have ever paid for a drink like this was $14...


I take it you never bought a dink at an Airport bar?
 
2013-11-18 04:43:36 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: mike_d85

It was years since I watched that movie, and I must have watched it a million billion times when it was big. But last week it comes on television and I realize: Steve Buschemi is the waiter.


Yep - he was Buddy Holly.




Buscemi


I noticed it years ago but I will confess not the first time I watched it. Its gotta be some kinda inside joke about his character Mr Pink.
 
2013-11-18 05:05:03 PM

Billy Bathsalt: SirTanon: ....and then there's This Little Turd

All right, so what happens when a frozen piece of gold foil hits your fillings?


What do you think the heat capacity of a piece of foil is?
 
2013-11-18 06:30:02 PM

mike_d85: It's only half as good as a sundae.



Yeah I saw that dumb shiat on a food show once. Made me wonder if they could see gold in their poop.
 
2013-11-18 08:07:05 PM
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/approves
 
2013-11-19 01:48:31 PM
You know how many lap dances that would buy? And you would have a much better lingering memory of the event.
 
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