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(Huffington Post)   73-year-old Raquel Welch stuns on the red carpet, avoids catfight   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 73
    More: Cool, Raquel Welch, Governors Awards, Nigel Lythgoe, catfights, gowns, curves, kissing  
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2013-11-18 02:21:52 AM  
I wonder if she has regular sex.
 
2013-11-18 06:47:09 AM  
"Amazing" is a subjective term.
 
2013-11-18 06:48:50 AM  
 
2013-11-18 06:49:39 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: "Amazing" is a subjective term.


i191.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-18 06:57:57 AM  
"C-c-c-cat fight!"
 
2013-11-18 07:01:58 AM  
Between the layers of makeup, the things she takes off at night, wig, teeth, and that dorian grey pic hanging in the hallway not to mention the weekly goat sacrifice I would still give her the most disappointing 2 minutes of her life. Then I would pop a viagra and do it again. Finally I would curl up in a ball in the corner and cry like a baby as I realized she is 20 years my senior and I am almost collecting social security. I wish I looked half as good as she does now, not to mention when I get to her age.
 
2013-11-18 07:10:59 AM  
She's got me by 40+ years and I would still do unspeakable things to her. Plus taking the false teeth out opens up a whole new world of sensations.

/Giggity giggity goo.
 
2013-11-18 07:33:23 AM  

hervatski: I wonder if she has regular sex.




There are estrogen creams/gels that post menopausal women can apply vaginally to keep everything down there younger and supple.

Vaginal atrophy can be avoided with regular sex, and a little hormonal help if needed.
 
2013-11-18 07:33:43 AM  
 
2013-11-18 07:35:55 AM  
Parts of her are 73. Props to her plastic surgeon.
 
2013-11-18 07:41:16 AM  
First pic, I went 'who is that?'

Later pics are a bit more Uncanny Valley looking.
 
2013-11-18 07:43:21 AM  
A person who is famous for being famous 40 years ago.....
 
2013-11-18 07:50:35 AM  
GILF and then release a sex tape
 
2013-11-18 07:59:42 AM  
She looks great, but let's not pretend that dress isn't holding her together.
 
2013-11-18 08:00:09 AM  

paleryder69: Between the layers of makeup, the things she takes off at night, wig, teeth, and that dorian grey pic hanging in the hallway not to mention the weekly goat sacrifice I would still give her the most disappointing 2 minutes of her life. Then I would pop a viagra and do it again. Finally I would curl up in a ball in the corner and cry like a baby as I realized she is 20 years my senior and I am almost collecting social security. I wish I looked half as good as she does now, not to mention when I get to her age.


Right there with you. Her looking like that is a miracle of genetics, science, and voodoo but I would take the opportunity to disappoint her.

/Except the Viagra part
/And the 20 year age difference, it'd be closer to 40.
 
2013-11-18 08:01:04 AM  
This is one of the few examples of plastic surgery working.
Yes, it's obvious she had it done, but she doesn't look like Joan Rivers.
Ashley Simpson is another example of young plastic surgery that worked.
Although she looks nothing like her original self (sad) she still looks good
 
2013-11-18 08:02:49 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: There are estrogen creams/gels that post menopausal women can apply vaginally to keep everything down there younger and supple.

Vaginal atrophy can be avoided with regular sex, and a little hormonal help if needed.


I'll stick with OTC lubes and lotions.
 
2013-11-18 08:07:38 AM  

hervatski: I wonder if she has regular sex.


Regular? I bet it's outstanding.
 
2013-11-18 08:14:59 AM  
The hands don't lie:

i260.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-18 08:15:05 AM  

SpdrJay: A person who is famous for being famous 40 years ago.....


Um, no.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/lawn, off
 
2013-11-18 08:15:19 AM  

vudukungfu: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: There are estrogen creams/gels that post menopausal women can apply vaginally to keep everything down there younger and supple.

Vaginal atrophy can be avoided with regular sex, and a little hormonal help if needed.

I'll stick with OTC lubes and lotions.


If you stick with them, then you've likely grabbed the glue instead of the lube.
 
2013-11-18 08:19:29 AM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-18 08:35:18 AM  
"Vaginal Atrophy" is a term I wish I hadn't learned.

Thanks  .

lulz.
 
2013-11-18 08:35:32 AM  
Red carpet? I guess that would match the drapes.
 
2013-11-18 08:42:53 AM  
In a New York minute.
 
2013-11-18 08:43:25 AM  
Meanwhile.... Debbie Gibson.

/bunk
 
2013-11-18 08:45:05 AM  

loki see loki do: "Vaginal Atrophy" is a term I wish I hadn't learned.

Thanks  .

lulz.


Make a great punk band name...
 
2013-11-18 08:53:28 AM  
Looks like some kind of white stain on the front of her dress.....?
 
2013-11-18 08:54:21 AM  
I've said it before.  I would have sex with her at any time and under any circumstances.

Then I would go buy a cemetery plot and go ahead and erect my gravestone.

Sad King Billy

1959-

"Farked Raquel Welch"

 
2013-11-18 08:59:27 AM  

Sad King Billy: I've said it before.  I would have sex with her at any time and under any circumstances.Then I would go buy a cemetery plot and go ahead and erect my gravestone.



Sad Happy King Billy

1959-

"Farked Raquel Welch"


FTHSFY.
 
2013-11-18 09:00:39 AM  

karnal: Looks like some kind of white stain on the front of her dress.....?


She had just been meeting with Bill Clinton.
 
2013-11-18 09:02:30 AM  
The disparity in age that appears between her face and her hands/feet is disconcerting, to say the least.
 
2013-11-18 09:18:21 AM  
I'd tongue punch her ham wallet.
 
2013-11-18 09:29:22 AM  
Damn, the woman still makes me reach for the bottle of lotion.  Jergens should give her a lifetime achievement award for all the sales she's responsible for.
 
2013-11-18 09:30:27 AM  

karnal: Looks like some kind of white stain on the front of her dress.....?


My bad.
 
2013-11-18 10:12:21 AM  

mjohnson71: Parts of her are 73. Props to her plastic surgeon.


This; wish I'd been around when she was in her 30s.  "Fist of an angry god" would be an understatement as to how hard I would've hit that.
 
2013-11-18 10:13:55 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Meanwhile.... Debbie Gibson.

/bunk


Ummmmmm...dear god in heaven...

/goes to his bunk
 
2013-11-18 10:41:33 AM  

ObeliskToucher: The hands don't lie:

[i260.photobucket.com image 239x282]


Yep.
 
2013-11-18 10:41:37 AM  
Objectively speaking, WOW~!!  She still has IT...
 
2013-11-18 10:50:11 AM  
I'd interrupt her Matlock
 
2013-11-18 11:26:35 AM  
Fake
 
2013-11-18 11:30:44 AM  
img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-11-18 11:31:01 AM  
she can afford the best healthcare money can buy.   she's damn close to living forever.
 
2013-11-18 11:32:04 AM  

thunderchunk jones: She's got me by 40+ years and I would still do unspeakable things to her. Plus taking the false teeth out opens up a whole new world of sensations.

/Giggity giggity goo.



i wonder if she still takes it in the bum??
 
2013-11-18 11:34:00 AM  

Arkanaut: Red carpet? I guess that would match the drapes.



she's old school and hasn't been brainwashed by Gillette into thinking all hair is dirty.  i bet her bush is a real bush.
 
2013-11-18 11:35:19 AM  

ristst: Damn, the woman still makes me reach for the bottle of lotion.  Jergens should give her a lifetime achievement award for all the sales she's responsible for.



its Jerkins Lotion, not Jergens.
 
2013-11-18 11:36:22 AM  

Milk D: I'd tongue punch her ham wallet.



before or after rimming her butt button??
 
2013-11-18 11:39:21 AM  
You know. I never thought I'd find myself wanting to have sex with a 73 year-old, but here we are.
 
2013-11-18 12:04:41 PM  
I realize there's plenty of surgical assistance, here, but she is and has always been a stunning lady.

abhorrent1: You know. I never thought I'd find myself wanting to have sex with a 73 year-old, but here we are.


Yep.
 
2013-11-18 12:05:24 PM  

hervatski: I wonder if she has regular sex.


I'll bet she's a freak.
 
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