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(Kansas.com)   Only in Salt Lake City: Couple tends to the wounds of a man who was hurt breaking into their home   (kansas.com) divider line 33
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2013-11-18 10:42:29 AM  
Hopefully he sues the shiat out of them for administering care without a license
 
2013-11-18 10:52:08 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hopefully he sues the shiat out of them for administering care without a license


No. Good Samaritan law and all that.

/watch him sue them for not having shatter proof glass.
 
2013-11-18 10:55:27 AM  
Am I the only one who would have pretended to help, but in reality spread the wound to make it bleed faster?

/I hate criminals.
 
2013-11-18 10:57:43 AM  

fickenchucker: Am I the only one who would have pretended to help, but in reality spread the wound to make it bleed faster?

/I hate criminals.


I'd likely call the non-emergency police number.
 
2013-11-18 11:00:41 AM  

lenfromak: fickenchucker: Am I the only one who would have pretended to help, but in reality spread the wound to make it bleed faster?

/I hate criminals.

I'd likely call the non-emergency police number.


Me too.....eventually
 
2013-11-18 11:02:33 AM  

fickenchucker: Am I the only one who would have pretended to help, but in reality spread the wound to make it bleed faster?

/I hate criminals.


No, I would have helped as well.

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2013-11-18 11:06:38 AM  

abhorrent1: fickenchucker: Am I the only one who would have pretended to help, but in reality spread the wound to make it bleed faster?

/I hate criminals.

No, I would have helped as well.


Bizaro, I love you, Bizaro.
 
2013-11-18 11:20:05 AM  
Well you don't want the man bleeding all over your stuff.
 
2013-11-18 11:28:13 AM  
Now all the criminals will be coming to them for free healthcare. THANKS OBUMMER!
 
2013-11-18 11:29:30 AM  
I can say without hesitation that I would have emptied a mag into this asshole on sight.

That said, there's a great deal of speculation here in SLC that this whole thing was gang related and that was the reason why there was no violence on the part of the residents -  fear of a far more violent retaliation.
 
2013-11-18 11:31:08 AM  
In Soviet Utah victims help you!
 
2013-11-18 11:33:34 AM  
I would imagine the Amish would treat him about as well as he got in SLC. They seem pretty forgiving.
 
2013-11-18 11:33:41 AM  
Have you heard the good news?
 
2013-11-18 11:34:04 AM  
it is becoming common practice, so it is not just salt lake city!
 
2013-11-18 11:41:34 AM  

KidKorporate: I can say without hesitation that I would have emptied a mag into this asshole on sight.

That said, there's a great deal of speculation here in SLC that this whole thing was gang related and that was the reason why there was no violence on the part of the residents -  fear of a far more violent retaliation.


If that's true, then I can see the point of helping.

/They have gangs in SLC?
 
2013-11-18 11:53:30 AM  
Jumped thru a window? Always seems to work on TV.
 
2013-11-18 11:54:41 AM  

fickenchucker: KidKorporate: I can say without hesitation that I would have emptied a mag into this asshole on sight.

That said, there's a great deal of speculation here in SLC that this whole thing was gang related and that was the reason why there was no violence on the part of the residents -  fear of a far more violent retaliation.

If that's true, then I can see the point of helping.

/They have gangs in SLC?


Oh yeah, there's a large, poor Mexican population on the Western side of the city which is a breeding ground for gang activity.  There's also a large Pacific Islander population here due to the proselytizing of the Mormon church in that part of the world who bring their own gang problem with them.  Since moving here for school I'm aghast at how common violent crime is here.
 
2013-11-18 11:57:05 AM  
According to fark conventional wisdom, it should be required by law. Why should you have things that thieves don't, place in an area difficult for them to access?
 
2013-11-18 12:00:16 PM  
chiefdatacom.com
 
2013-11-18 12:02:16 PM  
This sounds like the  beginning of a soft core cinemax movie shrouded in the genre of "action film".  Like that one JCVD movie where he broke into a farm and ended up banging Patricia Arquette?  I've found that in movies, tending to a criminals wounds usually reveals an unnoticed sexual tension.
 
2013-11-18 12:16:27 PM  
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"You just busted you way into the RIGHT house brother! Today's our tithing day!"

/diddlely
 
2013-11-18 12:19:12 PM  
Jesus Christ!  Was he a Mormon?
 
2013-11-18 12:24:19 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Jesus Christ!  Was he a Mormon?


I don't know, but the homeowner was definitely a good Mormon.

Say what you will about some of their crazier beliefs, but they tend to be good, Christian people.. I've had missionaries at my table before, made them a huge spread of enchiladas, tacos, spanish rice and the like.. they were very enlightened in many ways and things they knew nothing about, they were fascinated to hear about.. Wicca, for example.

They never made me feel like they were judging me. Nobody was trying to sway the other's beliefs and all left richer for it.

/Christian by faith, but reads a LOT
//Had a Wiccan gal-pal at the time
 
2013-11-18 12:42:13 PM  
you can just stand there while i notify the police with this letter.
 
2013-11-18 12:46:20 PM  

0z79: Nana's Vibrator: Jesus Christ!  Was he a Mormon?

I don't know, but the homeowner was definitely a good Mormon.

Say what you will about some of their crazier beliefs, but they tend to be good, Christian people.. I've had missionaries at my table before, made them a huge spread of enchiladas, tacos, spanish rice and the like.. they were very enlightened in many ways and things they knew nothing about, they were fascinated to hear about.. Wicca, for example.

They never made me feel like they were judging me. Nobody was trying to sway the other's beliefs and all left richer for it.

/Christian by faith, but reads a LOT
//Had a Wiccan gal-pal at the time


Yeah, came in here to say something sort of like this but minus the slashies.  Wierdo kooks they may be, but more Mormon's seem to walk the walk than a lot of other denominations.
 
2013-11-18 12:49:50 PM  

0z79: Nana's Vibrator: Jesus Christ!  Was he a Mormon?

I don't know, but the homeowner was definitely a good Mormon.

Say what you will about some of their crazier beliefs, but they tend to be good, Christian people.. I've had missionaries at my table before, made them a huge spread of enchiladas, tacos, spanish rice and the like.. they were very enlightened in many ways and things they knew nothing about, they were fascinated to hear about.. Wicca, for example.

They never made me feel like they were judging me. Nobody was trying to sway the other's beliefs and all left richer for it.

/Christian by faith, but reads a LOT
//Had a Wiccan gal-pal at the time


The consensus around here is that this whole thing was gang related and that he helped the guy because of threats to his family.  Jesus had nothing to do with it.  Jesus however, is a likely culprit.
 
2013-11-18 12:57:15 PM  

fickenchucker: Am I the only one who would have pretended to help, but in reality spread the wound to make it bleed faster?

/I hate criminals.

........said the person who wants to kill someone.
 
2013-11-18 12:59:18 PM  

KidKorporate: 0z79: Nana's Vibrator: Jesus Christ!  Was he a Mormon?

I don't know, but the homeowner was definitely a good Mormon.

Say what you will about some of their crazier beliefs, but they tend to be good, Christian people.. I've had missionaries at my table before, made them a huge spread of enchiladas, tacos, spanish rice and the like.. they were very enlightened in many ways and things they knew nothing about, they were fascinated to hear about.. Wicca, for example.

They never made me feel like they were judging me. Nobody was trying to sway the other's beliefs and all left richer for it.

/Christian by faith, but reads a LOT
//Had a Wiccan gal-pal at the time

The consensus around here is that this whole thing was gang related and that he helped the guy because of threats to his family.  Jesus had nothing to do with it.  Jesus however, is a likely culprit.


How sweet of you to try and piss in my corn flakes. :)
 
2013-11-18 01:01:22 PM  
Is this the thread in which people who claim to be Christian proudly and agressively spout off about being un-Christ like?
 
2013-11-18 01:05:26 PM  

Mija: fickenchucker: Am I the only one who would have pretended to help, but in reality spread the wound to make it bleed faster?

/I hate criminals.........said the person who wants to kill someone.


thatsthejoke.jpg

/probably would have just slow-walked to the phone, though.
 
2013-11-18 01:05:50 PM  

0z79: KidKorporate: 0z79: Nana's Vibrator: Jesus Christ!  Was he a Mormon?

I don't know, but the homeowner was definitely a good Mormon.

Say what you will about some of their crazier beliefs, but they tend to be good, Christian people.. I've had missionaries at my table before, made them a huge spread of enchiladas, tacos, spanish rice and the like.. they were very enlightened in many ways and things they knew nothing about, they were fascinated to hear about.. Wicca, for example.

They never made me feel like they were judging me. Nobody was trying to sway the other's beliefs and all left richer for it.

/Christian by faith, but reads a LOT
//Had a Wiccan gal-pal at the time

The consensus around here is that this whole thing was gang related and that he helped the guy because of threats to his family.  Jesus had nothing to do with it.  Jesus however, is a likely culprit.

How sweet of you to try and piss in my corn flakes. :)


Truth be told, y'all screwed up and never answered my question, so I had to look it up myself.  Jesus Christ was, in fact, Jewish.
 
2013-11-18 01:13:07 PM  
Another kick in the teeth for "Stand Your Ground Jesus (TM)".

Pablo is an odd name for a Morman. Wonder if the couple might be some of these new-fangled Pope Francis-style Roman Catholics.
 
2013-11-18 03:14:10 PM  
Should have killed him and sold his organs on the black market.
 
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