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2013-11-18 07:40:49 AM
Think you'll find that's true of just about anyone doing anything nude.  Porn has a lot to answer for.
 
2013-11-18 11:58:34 AM
Nudity shouldn't be implicitly sexy.  It's just a state of dress.  The fact that people think it should be sexy is pretty much the problem with body image/acceptance in today's culture.
 
2013-11-18 12:00:35 PM
Didn't you see the Seinfeld Explain on Good Naked/Bad Naked Subby?
 
2013-11-18 12:25:11 PM
Same reason real life lesbians are usually refrigerators with buzz cuts.
 
2013-11-18 12:27:01 PM
Maybe they're not after the super-duper sexualization of nudity that subby is?  Yeah, pretty sure that's it.
 
2013-11-18 12:27:11 PM
Because attention-whore nudism is largely to make the nudist feel better about their body.
 
2013-11-18 12:27:18 PM
The real problem with that city?  They have someone that is the public face of public nudity in San Francisco.  Just be nude, does everything have to a cause?
 
2013-11-18 12:27:37 PM
Paging  Dirk the Daring to the white courtesy phone....Dirk the Daring to the white courtesy phone...
 
2013-11-18 12:31:13 PM
Why are fat old men constantly trying to show the world their junk?
 
2013-11-18 12:31:13 PM
ITT: people who look gross naked
 
2013-11-18 12:32:03 PM
Becuase most people are not as attractive as those you see on TV or in porn?
 
2013-11-18 12:32:05 PM
It's hard to Photoshop yourself while protesting.
 
2013-11-18 12:32:12 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ITT: people who look gross naked


Hey, buddy, I have the body of a god... Buddha is a god, right?
 
2013-11-18 12:32:22 PM

Because they are humans. This is scarlett johansson:


img.fark.net



Why isn't she as hot as she is in those magazines?
 
2013-11-18 12:33:43 PM
So the leader of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee is protesting?
 
2013-11-18 12:34:45 PM

sendtodave: Why isn't she as hot as she is in those magazines?


img.xcitefun.net
 
2013-11-18 12:36:03 PM
What that photo reminds me of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_295f530E
 
2013-11-18 12:36:24 PM
I dunno, subby. Why is it that feminists all look like women I wouldn't want to fark in the first pace?
 
2013-11-18 12:39:14 PM
The people who walk around naked are people who no one wants to see naked? I'm shocked.
 
2013-11-18 12:39:46 PM
http://vimeo.com/47754565 (NSFW)

/just going to leave this here, from an earlier thread. Eye bleach..
 
2013-11-18 12:41:11 PM
I love how the article described her kids as "nonplussed" by the whole affair.

/smug parent
 
2013-11-18 12:43:25 PM
Because you whippersnappers have been spoilt by miss universe grade porn films instead of national geographic and the sears catalog, where we got a healthy dose of reality.
 
2013-11-18 12:47:38 PM
The goddess of the train a few threads back wasn't that bad. For a Chicago nutcase nudist. In November.
 
2013-11-18 12:49:19 PM
That old picnic table looks splintery.
 
2013-11-18 12:49:40 PM
Because beauty (and nudity) is a commodity & those with beauty are not giving it away*

*unless they have daddy issues
 
2013-11-18 12:49:47 PM
*sigh*
yet another thread about nude people you don't want to see nude.
i suppose there is a tipping thread coming in the next couple of hours.

/nudist
 
2013-11-18 12:50:28 PM
I'm going to go with this take on it...

Some clothes actually do wonders to keep a body in form.  That is, to stop certain parts from sagging all over the damn place.
If you never wear clothes, you are totally missing out on that benefit.
 
2013-11-18 12:50:53 PM

bungle_jr: *sigh*
yet another thread about nude people you don't want to see nude.
i suppose there is a tipping thread coming in the next couple of hours.

/nudist


Put some pants on hippie!

/kidding
 
2013-11-18 12:51:25 PM
You have to give PETA their due. As one of the favourite causes of dim actresses and super-models, they have some of the best nude activists. Of course, if you are looking for male nudes, gay pride has PETA beat, but when it comes to girls! girls! girls! PETA stands for People for the Exposure of T & A.

Just be thankful that Bill Maher is all talk and no action when it comes to PETA exposure.
 
2013-11-18 12:53:23 PM

MassAsster: Why are fat old men constantly trying to show the world their junk?


Because it doesn't work anymore. Reflecting light is all it can do now.

As for Gypsy Staub, she looks like a 40 year old, but with a much more decent body than your usual 40 year old. Must be vegetarian.
 
2013-11-18 12:55:37 PM
As a Canadian I can tell you about Hollywood celebrities without their make-up.

When they appear on Canadian ET, they seldom have their highly-skilled Hollywood make-up artists with them, unless they are accepting a TIFF award at the time.

Yikes! Just yikes!

But it does explain why there is an Oscar for make-up, costuming, lighting, etc. Three cheers for the gals and guys who turn the Creature from the Black Lagoon into George Clooney for the cameras and restore actresses to their pron star youth.
 
2013-11-18 12:55:38 PM
Nudists want to be naked in a nonsexual way. So they're pretty much dedicated to spoiling it for everyone.
 
2013-11-18 12:56:11 PM

brantgoose: You have to give PETA their due. As one of the favourite causes of dim actresses and super-models, they have some of the best nude activists. Of course, if you are looking for male nudes, gay pride has PETA beat, but when it comes to girls! girls! girls! PETA stands for People for the Exposure of T & A.

Just be thankful that Bill Maher is all talk and no action when it comes to PETA exposure.


sooo true..  I really have to hang out with more gay men. Maybe some of that "get off your ass and get motivated to workout" will pass my way.
 
2013-11-18 12:57:43 PM
Good naked
 
2013-11-18 12:58:42 PM
theorellior: I like pale women, but she looks better on the right. It's just the split-screen that confuses the brain.

Most people in porn, also, don't really look that great. Let's be honest.

That said, now that I think about it, most of the nude activists I've actually seen were much hotter than I expected. Either I'm too cynical, or I've been quite lucky. I had no idea!
 
2013-11-18 01:00:03 PM
Gypsy is an activist, who apparently likes being in the news about this time of year, every year:


http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/nov/23/naked-truth-san -f rancisco-nudity-ban

(NSFW images)
 
2013-11-18 01:00:07 PM
No wedding gown or tux can save you a lot of money.
 
2013-11-18 01:00:31 PM
Hippie chicks don't shave.
 
2013-11-18 01:01:27 PM

obenchainr: Nudity shouldn't be implicitly sexy.


Bravo. You must have looked at the pictures from TFA.
 
2013-11-18 01:02:51 PM

Fano: Because you whippersnappers have been spoilt by miss universe grade porn films instead of national geographic and the sears catalog, where we got a healthy dose of reality.


Hope I don't get a time-out for this. Posture, nude activists! Remember, people are looking at your boobs!

imageshack.com
 
2013-11-18 01:12:26 PM
Anybody else find it ironic that they got naked to protest "Wiener"?

...or that their form of protest was so extreme that in the end, nobody knows or seems to care about whatever the fark they were protesting about?
 
2013-11-18 01:19:04 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: As for Gypsy Staub, she looks like a 40 year old, but with a much more decent body than your usual 40 year old. Must be vegetarian.


Yeah, I've never heard of her before, but she's not unattractive at all as compared to the average middle-aged American:

pbs.twimg.com

And while I'm sure the chubby-chasers around here would tell her to "eat a sammich" and she doesn't have big fake boobs, she actually has a really fit body, as can be seen when she's naked (NSFW pic).
 
2013-11-18 01:33:47 PM

Cyberluddite: Quantum Apostrophe: As for Gypsy Staub, she looks like a 40 year old, but with a much more decent body than your usual 40 year old. Must be vegetarian.

Yeah, I've never heard of her before, but she's not unattractive at all as compared to the average middle-aged American:

[pbs.twimg.com image 375x500]

And while I'm sure the chubby-chasers around here would tell her to "eat a sammich" and she doesn't have big fake boobs, she actually has a really fit body, as can be seen when she's naked (NSFW pic).


I'd tel her to go eat a damned cow. She's skinnier than me and I'm already at an unhealthy weight.
 
2013-11-18 01:41:37 PM

Anayalator: Gypsy is an activist, who apparently likes being in the news about this time of year, every year:


http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/nov/23/naked-truth-san -f rancisco-nudity-ban

(NSFW images)


She's an all year round kind of a gal.

Sf weather is nicest in the fall.
 
2013-11-18 01:47:23 PM

Cyberluddite: Quantum Apostrophe: As for Gypsy Staub, she looks like a 40 year old, but with a much more decent body than your usual 40 year old. Must be vegetarian.

Yeah, I've never heard of her before, but she's not unattractive at all as compared to the average middle-aged American:

[pbs.twimg.com image 375x500]

And while I'm sure the chubby-chasers around here would tell her to "eat a sammich" and she doesn't have big fake boobs, she actually has a really fit body, as can be seen when she's naked (NSFW pic).


Don't trust Myspace angles.
 
2013-11-18 01:47:33 PM
If you're somebody who everybody wants to see nude, odds are your nudity isn't going to be all that casual or comfortable, with everybody, ya'know, staring at your body.
 
2013-11-18 02:08:48 PM

bungle_jr: *sigh*
yet another thread about nude people you don't want to see nude.
i suppose there is a tipping thread coming in the next couple of hours.

/nudist


Prove us wrong and post pics.

/or GTFO
 
2013-11-18 02:49:10 PM
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-18 03:41:49 PM

Buttknuckle: bungle_jr: *sigh*
yet another thread about nude people you don't want to see nude.
i suppose there is a tipping thread coming in the next couple of hours.

/nudist

Prove us wrong and post pics.

/or GTFO


1. not quite the point i was trying to make. nudists, and i assume nude activists, don't care whether you want to see them nude or not. the main reasons people are nudists are things like nudism is an equalizer - i've known folks from nudist resorts for 2 or 3 years before even knowing what they do for a living, nudism is relaxing for those of us who feel clothing can be somewhat constraining. i get hot really easily and if i could i'd be nude almost all the time

2. you REALLY don't want to see me naked. i thank whatever-power-may-be-greater-than-me multiple times a day that i have a wife who i consider very pretty who is willing to be with my naked self on a regular basis

3. i have seen the full spectrum of appearances at nudist resorts...super hot super in shape up thru people who make me look thin and gorgeous.

4. proper nudist ettiquette dictates "no photos"
 
2013-11-18 07:51:14 PM
If you're good at something looking, never give it away for free.

/Why does no one ever overuse that line from Dark Knight?
 
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