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(Daily Mail)   Old and Busted: Push-up bras. New Hotness: Bottom-boosting knickers (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 84
    More: Spiffy, Asda, Pippa Middleton, push-up bras, Spanx, Nicki Minaj, California Man  
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2013-11-18 07:29:05 AM
This is in no way a bookmark.
 
2013-11-18 07:30:11 AM
How to make your butt pointy. Lesson 1...
 
2013-11-18 07:32:02 AM
Bookmarked for science
 
2013-11-18 07:37:16 AM
this is gonna kill the fix a flat business
 
2013-11-18 07:37:51 AM
static.neatoshop.com

Shameless bookmark/plug
 
2013-11-18 07:38:40 AM
Great! Now guys get double disappointment when she strips for the first time!

\fallen victem to the push up before
\\ had a sad...
 
2013-11-18 07:39:05 AM
Black dudes like these big butts on women. Well, that's what they tell me.
 
2013-11-18 07:39:30 AM
I don't quite understand how this could work...  are there suspenders or something?

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-11-18 07:41:18 AM
So, will they make the rockin' world go round  or not?
 
2013-11-18 07:44:59 AM
I don't know which is worse.

The fact that naturally skinny women will feel social pressure to buy these.
Or the fact that 99% of the women buying these will be fat and flabby and shapeless, not skinny.
 
2013-11-18 07:45:02 AM

Deep Contact: Black dudes like these big butts on women. Well, that's what they tell me.


I dunno. I've heard even white boys gotta shout.
 
2013-11-18 07:45:49 AM

buzzgoat: Great! Now guys get double disappointment when she strips for the first time!

\fallen victem to the push up before
\\ had a sad...


yeah. Not spiffy at all. (unless you're a skinny drag queen, then this news is prolly fairly spiffy)
 
2013-11-18 07:52:08 AM

buzzgoat: Great! Now guys get double disappointment when she strips for the first time!

\fallen victem to the push up before
\\ had a sad...


This. I have fallen victim to the same...When that padded/pushup bra comes off, holding back the "physics has just been violated" frown was very difficult.

//Sex made it a little better.
 
2013-11-18 07:54:20 AM
As an ass man I call FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

But the much sought after "new" ass look is horrendous. To me it's a friggin' deformity and/or an excuse to be fat.

That said the Brits have terribly sad asses. They could use all the help they can get for their dumpy dumpers.
 
2013-11-18 07:55:07 AM
In before giant ass from sir mixalot vid
 
2013-11-18 07:59:35 AM
What's wrong with using a ssteroids?
 
2013-11-18 08:00:49 AM
These just look like a hilarious moment waiting to happen. Why in the hell would any woman actually want to wear these?
 
2013-11-18 08:06:05 AM
This shiat is so unfair to men!

I remember 5 yrs or so ago, meeting a good lookin girl at a bar, getting her home and finding out she had the worst pair of mammaries I had ever seen. But they had been well managed by her push up bra.

Now a days. there's so much supportive clothing women are wearing, strip her out of it and she's a completely different woman. Stop lying to us!
 
2013-11-18 08:11:07 AM
There is already a version of this here in the states, the product is called Booty Pop. Yes, it does sound like the most disgusting soft drink ever created.
 
2013-11-18 08:11:18 AM
They'll sell a ton of these things. In a few months, they'll come out with a swimsuit version. Women everywhere will be happy... until they come out with padded undies for men.
 
2013-11-18 08:14:52 AM
Can't they just keep rubbing toilet paper on it to make it larger? Worked for my wife.

What am I typing, dear? Uh. Nothing. My computer's been hacked. I'm fighting off the attackers right now. Control - Escape Control - Escape Control - Escape Control - Escape Control - Escape Control - Escape Control - Escape Control - Escape Control - Escape
 
2013-11-18 08:16:32 AM
This is not really new.
 
2013-11-18 08:24:56 AM

buzzgoat: Great! Now guys get double disappointment when she strips for the first time!


They make this bigger, that small, somethings are smoother and other bumpier.  They change the color of things and draw you attention to this from that all in the quest for an honest relationship.
 
2013-11-18 08:26:36 AM
That's it, ladies. Keep up the falser advertising with all your prosthetic clothing.This could in no way backfire.
 
2013-11-18 08:26:45 AM
Why yes that does make your ass look big.
 
2013-11-18 08:28:14 AM
I, for one, can get behind this trend.
 
2013-11-18 08:28:20 AM

jtown: This is in no way a bookmark.

This is

 
2013-11-18 08:28:38 AM
So, I'm not the only person who remembers Mike D in the "Hey Ladies" video, then?
 
2013-11-18 08:28:57 AM

INeedAName: I remember 5 yrs or so ago, meeting a good lookin girl at a bar, getting her home and finding out she had the worst pair of mammaries I had ever seen. But they had been well managed by her push up bra.


I've had that happen. This one chick took off her bra and they were just these sad little fleshy triangles that looked like they were somehow magnetically attracted to her feet. She was a little chunky too so it just looked all sorts of wrong.

I try not be shallow and I'm not really a tit guy but damn. Felt kind of bad for the girl.
 
2013-11-18 08:31:17 AM
Meh... a flat ass and a badankadonk feel just about the same when your porking it
 
2013-11-18 08:32:03 AM
I don't know. I feel like a lot of men spent so much time vocalizing what they find hot and then when a girl actually squeezes herself into the modern-day corsetry that is the push-up bra and Spanx to make herself more desirable, the guy gets disappointed that she doesn't look exactly like that when naked.
 
2013-11-18 08:33:17 AM

Notabunny: They'll sell a ton of these things. In a few months, they'll come out with a swimsuit version. Women everywhere will be happy... until they come out with padded undies for men.


Too late (prolly nsfw)
 
2013-11-18 08:34:35 AM
Got it all here - saggy tits and phony asses. And I still don't understand black women in skin tight pants with an ass so big it has 3 zip codes and it's own area code.That sounds like a hog in Lululemons.
 
2013-11-18 08:35:14 AM

Notabunny: They'll sell a ton of these things. In a few months, they'll come out with a swimsuit version. Women everywhere will be happy... until they come out with padded undies for men.


They're like regular underwear, but with a prominent bulge in the right cheek in the shape of a large wallet.
 
2013-11-18 08:36:37 AM

elysive: This is not really new.


I was about to say that.
 
2013-11-18 08:40:13 AM

uttertosh: buzzgoat: Great! Now guys get double disappointment when she strips for the first time!

\fallen victem to the push up before
\\ had a sad...

yeah. Not spiffy at all. (unless you're a skinny drag queen, then this news is prolly fairly spiffy)


Ghastly?

Anyway, the 'after' pics didn't look really great. More like pointy ass, rather than big, round, nice, ass. I'm not an ass man, but it's more about width and suspension than being a farking balcony.
 
2013-11-18 08:41:48 AM

Grungehamster: There is already a version of this here in the states, the product is called Booty Pop. Yes, it does sound like the most disgusting soft drink ever created.


www.ihiphop.com
 
2013-11-18 08:45:00 AM
92% of women buy shapewear? Even as a supermarket poll, this seems iffy.  I find things designed to supposedly slim, just make me feel like I have sacrificed my waist to some thing that turns me into strangely compacted lumpy gal.

/spanx suck
//just wear what works for your body type
 
2013-11-18 08:46:16 AM
How long before smal bums are all the rage again?
 
2013-11-18 08:48:06 AM
As long as the Daily Fail deems that women can never be quite entirely right irrespective of their size, shape or state of health, the world will continue to spin and the Calipers of Shame will continue to screw in and out.
 
2013-11-18 08:48:11 AM
Pretty sure the Khardasion's have no need of this, dat bootie of their's is big enough to land planes on
 
2013-11-18 08:52:36 AM
Is there such a thing as Bottoms In E-mail?

/EIP
 
2013-11-18 08:53:12 AM

Valiente: As long as the Daily Fail deems that women can never be quite entirely right irrespective of their size, shape or state of health, the world will continue to spin and the Calipers of Shame will continue to screw in and out.


Huh.

"Mail Online is the most popular news website in the world, with 150 million visitors every month."

Not so fail.
 
2013-11-18 08:55:30 AM
They reinvented the bustle?
 
2013-11-18 08:59:53 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: They reinvented the bustle?


Farking hipsters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bustle
 
2013-11-18 09:01:37 AM

Trillian Astra: I don't know. I feel like a lot of men spent so much time vocalizing what they find hot and then when a girl actually squeezes herself into the modern-day corsetry that is the push-up bra and Spanx to make herself more desirable, the guy gets disappointed that she doesn't look exactly like that when naked.


That's logical, but never happens.
 
2013-11-18 09:02:04 AM

spickus: Why yes that does make your ass look big.


Came for this. It used to be the reliable answer to that question was "no". Now we don't even have that.
 
2013-11-18 09:04:51 AM

thecpt: That's logical, but never happens.


It never happens that men glorify a woman with perky tits or a taught, firm ass? Or it never happens that a woman wears under garments designed to give her the features men vocally profess to enjoy?
 
2013-11-18 09:05:01 AM
Me, I like a nice, pert round bottom. But since I'm a boobs guy, and they tend to be associated with bigger booties, I have no problem with either.

No need for a padding anywhere though. I don't make love to the padding.

/I actually notice eyes first
//sucker for great eyes
 
2013-11-18 09:10:20 AM
 
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