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(USA Today)   This breaking news just in: Nelson Mandela is still not dead   (usatoday.com) divider line 37
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2013-11-17 09:53:31 PM
w-uh.com
 
2013-11-17 10:02:00 PM
Let's try that again.

i1102.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-18 12:37:59 AM
img.fark.net
Any body heard from Abe lately?
http://www.abevigoda.com/
 
2013-11-18 12:38:57 AM
So what? Neither is he:
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-11-18 12:39:37 AM

nycdude: [img.fark.net image 197x248]
Any body heard from Abe lately?
http://www.abevigoda.com/


dammit! Fist, tiny, etc.
 
2013-11-18 12:40:03 AM

nycdude: [img.fark.net image 197x248]
Any body heard from Abe lately?
http://www.abevigoda.com/


Someday in the not too distant future, Abe Vigoda will die and Fark will implode.
 
2013-11-18 12:43:41 AM
www.blogging4jobs.com
 
2013-11-18 12:50:28 AM

Snapper Carr: nycdude: [img.fark.net image 197x248]
Any body heard from Abe lately?
http://www.abevigoda.com/

Someday in the not too distant future, Abe Vigoda will die and Fark will implode.


Abe is the real life schrodinger's cat  He is both dead and alive at the same time so when he does die it won't matter
 
2013-11-18 12:51:26 AM
100 doves have been released outside Nelson Mandela's hospital.
Not the first time he's caused a mass exodus of whites.
 
2013-11-18 12:52:11 AM

Snapper Carr: nycdude: [img.fark.net image 197x248]
Any body heard from Abe lately?
http://www.abevigoda.com/

Someday in the not too distant future, Abe Vigoda will die and Fark will implode.


Presumably on the same day the Cubs will win the World Series and Drew will enter Alcoholics Anonymous. And other unlikely things.
 
2013-11-18 12:53:04 AM
"He is 95 years old and it is difficult for him, because of all the tubes that are in his mouth to clear the (fluid from his) lungs, and prevent an infection recurring." Because of those tubes, she said, he communicates through his face.
"But the doctors have told us they hope he will be able to recover his voice," she said, adding that he is being treated by 22 doctors at his home."

[howaboutno.jpg]

Fark that. If I get to the point where all I can do is crawl, I'll be crawling out back to die on my own terms, thanks very much.
 
2013-11-18 12:54:27 AM
It would be a terrible tragedy to lose this great man.
 
2013-11-18 12:57:07 AM

Snapper Carr: nycdude: [img.fark.net image 197x248]
Any body heard from Abe lately?
http://www.abevigoda.com/

Someday in the not too distant future, Abe Vigoda will die and Fark will implode.


Abe Vigoda is like the Dread Pirate Roberts or Duffman, he gets replaced with different people from time to time to keep his legacy going.
 
2013-11-18 12:59:21 AM

ladyfortuna: Because of those tubes, she said, he communicates through his face.


How about that! I communicate the same way!
 
2013-11-18 01:01:51 AM

ladyfortuna: "He is 95 years old and it is difficult for him, because of all the tubes that are in his mouth to clear the (fluid from his) lungs, and prevent an infection recurring." Because of those tubes, she said, he communicates through his face.
"But the doctors have told us they hope he will be able to recover his voice," she said, adding that he is being treated by 22 doctors at his home."

[howaboutno.jpg]

Fark that. If I get to the point where all I can do is crawl, I'll be crawling out back to die on my own terms, thanks very much.


Whenever I get to the point where all I can do is crawl, I crawl home from the bar and sleep it off.
 
2013-11-18 01:04:45 AM

spamdog: ladyfortuna: Because of those tubes, she said, he communicates through his face.

How about that! I communicate the same way!


My face sends up smoke signals.
 
2013-11-18 01:07:20 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Whenever I get to the point where all I can do is crawl, I crawl home from the bar and sleep it off.


I make it a goal never to get to that point, but that's partly because I live pretty far (walking distance) from all the bars. Also I like to sleep in my own bed.
 
2013-11-18 01:08:03 AM
Did Bush retract the same statement he retracted last time or did he write a new one?
 
2013-11-18 01:09:42 AM

JonnyBGoode: Let's try that again.

[i1102.photobucket.com image 270x207]


Came for General Franco.
 
2013-11-18 01:10:13 AM

spamdog: 100 doves have been released outside Nelson Mandela's hospital.
Not the first time he's caused a mass exodus of whites.


Oh, very nice.
 
2013-11-18 01:11:08 AM
nice to see Winnie circling the corpse picking off whatever pieces of reflected fame she can. didn't he pitch her ass to the curb once?
 
2013-11-18 01:11:10 AM
Well then, he will not be missed.
 
2013-11-18 01:14:10 AM
He's no Generalissimo Francisco Franco, that's for sure.
 
2013-11-18 01:26:37 AM

Curious: nice to see Winnie circling the corpse ...


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

I guess Winnie's kind of a badass.
 
2013-11-18 01:34:18 AM

ladyfortuna: "He is 95 years old and it is difficult for him, because of all the tubes that are in his mouth to clear the (fluid from his) lungs, and prevent an infection recurring." Because of those tubes, she said, he communicates through his face.
"But the doctors have told us they hope he will be able to recover his voice," she said, adding that he is being treated by 22 doctors at his home."

[howaboutno.jpg]

Fark that. If I get to the point where all I can do is crawl, I'll be crawling out back to die on my own terms, thanks very much.


Fark that noise. I want to be in a warm bed with painkillers being injected directly into my IV while I watch reruns of old sitcoms.

/sans commercials, of course
 
2013-11-18 02:48:42 AM
Danger Avoid Death:I guess Winnie's kind of a badass.

I have no idea what the context of that 'Winnie the Pooh and a dead guy' pic is...but I love it.
 
2013-11-18 02:53:10 AM
He appears to be getting great care.

www.princessioana.com
 
2013-11-18 03:53:47 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers:

Fark that noise. I want to be in a warm bed with painkillers being injected directly into my IV while I watch reruns of old sitcoms.

/sans commercials, of course


And the tubes? I've watched two family members die with the tubes. It's just insult to injury, at that point.

Not saying they aren't useful, especially since my dad is now mostly mobile despite a heart attack and week long 'coma' complete with tubes, but: not long term. Nope. No way.
 
2013-11-18 04:20:05 AM
www.wearysloth.com
Not pleased.
 
2013-11-18 04:58:20 AM
Came for Generalissimo Franco, getting on the cart, and Abe Vigoda. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-18 05:08:37 AM
Morgan Freeman swallowed his soul
 
2013-11-18 05:51:13 AM

danielscissorhands: [www.blogging4jobs.com image 500x293]


You're not fooling anyone, you know?
 
2013-11-18 07:07:26 AM

nycdude: [img.fark.net image 197x248]
Any body heard from Abe lately?
http://www.abevigoda.com/

(Sung to the tune of Bela Lugosi's Dead)


Jowl by jowl translucent white skin
Hair on the back
Abe Vigoda's dead
The brats have left the nursing home
The corn mush has been fed
Red velvet lines the bathrobe
Abe Vigoda's dead
Abe Vigoda's dead
Undead undead undead
Undead undead undead
The blue-hair widows shamble past his room
Strewn with bingo stamp marks
Bereft of well-formed stool
Hot water bottle's cool
As Fish
Abe Vigoda's dead
Abe Vigoda's dead
Abe Vigoda's dead
Undead undead undead
Undead undead undead
(undead)
Vigoda
Abe Vigoda's dead
Vigoda
Abe Vigoda's dead
Abe Vigoda's dead
Vigoda
Abe Vigoda's dead
Vigoda
 
2013-11-18 07:45:08 AM
I just watched the walking dead so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-11-18 08:50:22 AM

cardex: Snapper Carr: nycdude: [img.fark.net image 197x248]
Any body heard from Abe lately?
http://www.abevigoda.com/

Someday in the not too distant future, Abe Vigoda will die and Fark will implode.

Abe is the real life schrodinger's cat  He is both dead and alive at the same time so when he does die it won't matter


Or it will matter very, very much. Can't fudge the hypothesis.
 
2013-11-18 10:17:42 AM
to paraphrase Average American Guy above, It'll be a tragedy when we finally lose Mr Mandela. 95's near older than dirt.  Would think he might still be able to wave hands & gesture, even if sign language isn't one of his talents.
 
2013-11-18 10:26:57 AM
Personally, I blame fast-acting doctors
 
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