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(Time)   Looks like the Cheney family Thanksgiving is going to be a little awkward after Mary went on TV and said that Liz's opinion on gay marriage is "just wrong--and on the wrong side of history." And now the whole family's on Facebook arguing   (swampland.time.com ) divider line 187
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2013-11-17 07:22:28 PM  
Every family has a douche or a dick. My partner has been arguing with his birther aunt just this week. Her last email said this:
On Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:09 PM, <**­*­*­*­*­[nospam-﹫-backwards]e­v­il*com> wrote:
I also know we all sin and fall short of the glory of God............BUT...........I do try to stay out of that sin.......and stay away from the occasions of sin. And, BTW, war (as much as I hate it also) has always been one of God's way of population control.


Pass the cranberry sauce.
 
2013-11-17 07:46:10 PM  
Ahhhhh, family.
 
2013-11-17 08:01:58 PM  
Facebook?

*hahahaohwow.jpg*
 
2013-11-17 08:15:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-17 08:40:13 PM  

stpauler: Every family has a douche or a dick.


www.biography.com
 
2013-11-17 08:40:40 PM  
weknowgifs.com
 
2013-11-17 08:43:36 PM  

stpauler: Every family has a douche or a dick. My partner has been arguing with his birther aunt just this week. Her last email said this:
On Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:09 PM, <******[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]evil[* image 7x13]com> wrote:
I also know we all sin and fall short of the glory of God............BUT...........I do try to stay out of that sin.......and stay away from the occasions of sin. And, BTW, war (as much as I hate it also) has always been one of God's way of population control.

Pass the cranberry sauce.


Has this birther aunt divorced and re-married?

Because if she has, she is living in perpetual, unrepentant sin, every single day she continues to live in adultery with her new husband. Jesus was very clear that remarriage is adultery. Not a single American who divorces and remarries will enter the Kingdom of God, according to Jesus himself.
 
2013-11-17 08:44:01 PM  

stpauler: Every family has a douche or a dick. My partner has been arguing with his birther aunt just this week. Her last email said this:
On Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:09 PM, <******[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]evil[* image 7x13]com> wrote:
I also know we all sin and fall short of the glory of God............BUT...........I do try to stay out of that sin.......and stay away from the occasions of sin. And, BTW, war (as much as I hate it also) has always been one of God's way of population control.

Pass the cranberry sauce.


I thought natural disasters like massive floods and random magical city-destroying explosions were God's ways of population control?
 
2013-11-17 08:45:29 PM  

LordJiro: stpauler: Every family has a douche or a dick. My partner has been arguing with his birther aunt just this week. Her last email said this:
On Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:09 PM, <******[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]evil[* image 7x13]com> wrote:
I also know we all sin and fall short of the glory of God............BUT...........I do try to stay out of that sin.......and stay away from the occasions of sin. And, BTW, war (as much as I hate it also) has always been one of God's way of population control.

Pass the cranberry sauce.

I thought natural disasters like massive floods and random magical city-destroying explosions were God's ways of population control?


And infectious diseases. Don't underestimate how much God likes those.
 
2013-11-17 08:46:28 PM  
This has been going on for awhile. Oh, and Mary Cheney is a coont.
 
2013-11-17 08:50:13 PM  
Good.jpg
 
2013-11-17 08:50:17 PM  

cryinoutloud: This has been going on for awhile. Oh, and Mary Cheney is a coont.


why Mary? Or do you mean Liz?
 
2013-11-17 08:50:30 PM  

cryinoutloud: This has been going on for awhile. Oh, and Mary the Cheney's is a are coonts.


FTFY
 
2013-11-17 08:51:39 PM  
Please keep these points of view in the news as often and as long as possible GOP.  If you truly dedicate yourself to pushing these TRUE AMERICAN positions, that huge silent majority is certain to come out and vote, sweeping in ALL THE CONSERVATIVES, and it will be a miracle if Jesus himself does not come down from heaven to celebrate.

Keep it up, November 2014 is less than 12 short months away!
 
2013-11-17 08:51:55 PM  
Well, this makes me feel better about my own batshiat relatives flaming me on Facebook.

/apparently I hate America, Christians, and white people
 
2013-11-17 08:52:13 PM  
Nothing a nice family hunting trip won't fix
 
2013-11-17 08:53:05 PM  
Liz Cheney's stance on gay marriage has been a source of debate in her campaign for U.S. Senate in Wyoming, where a super PAC ran an ad questioning her conservative views on the issue.

So Liz Cheney just kicked her sister and her partner to the curb in order to placate some big pocketed bigots over at a RW Super PAC?

Damn, that's just cold.

"...you're just wrong - and on the wrong side of history."

Ayup.
 
2013-11-17 08:54:21 PM  
The important thing is that we let this fester until Jeb runs in 2016. Y'know, for another two years.
 
2013-11-17 08:54:37 PM  
Ahh family. Can't live with them,....


Screw it, they can eat alone this Thanksgiving.
 
2013-11-17 08:54:52 PM  
I imagine every Cheney family Thanksgiving is awkward, what with Dick biting the head off of a live turkey before roasting it in his fiery breath.
 
2013-11-17 08:57:03 PM  

cryinoutloud: This has been going on for awhile. Oh, and Mary Cheney is a coont.


Anyone who puts their political ambitions ahead of their family is an asshole.
 
2013-11-17 08:59:48 PM  

stpauler: Every family has a douche or a dick. My partner has been arguing with his birther aunt just this week. Her last email said this:
On Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:09 PM, <*­**­**­*­[nospam-﹫-backwards]evi­l­*com> wrote:
I also know we all sin and fall short of the glory of God............BUT...........I do try to stay out of that sin.......and stay away from the occasions of sin. And, BTW, war (as much as I hate it also) has always been one of God's way of population control.

Pass the cranberry sauce.


Lol, if God doesn't like teh gheys he should quit makin so many...
 
2013-11-17 09:02:34 PM  

Corn_Fed: cryinoutloud: This has been going on for awhile. Oh, and Mary Cheney is a coont.
why Mary? Or do you mean Liz?


I was in Wyoming this summer when she announced her candidacy, and I got to hear her talking on the radio a few times. She's evil like her father.
 
2013-11-17 09:04:36 PM  
That whole family, minus the gay one, should DIAF.
 
2013-11-17 09:04:51 PM  
www.wrestleenigma.com
 
2013-11-17 09:06:44 PM  

stpauler: Every family has a douche or a dick. My partner has been arguing with his birther aunt just this week. Her last email said this:
On Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:09 PM, <***­***[nospam-﹫-backwards]ev­il*co­m> wrote:
I also know we all sin and fall short of the glory of God............BUT...........I do try to stay out of that sin.......and stay away from the occasions of sin. And, BTW, war (as much as I hate it also) has always been one of God's way of population control.

Pass the cranberry sauce.


You guys should take her out for a nice lobster dinner. Or even shrimpfest at Red Lobster. Comment on how nice those blended fabrics she most likely will be wearing looks.
 
2013-11-17 09:21:30 PM  
Fer chrissake, Mary, of course I support gay marriage. Now shut up and let me lie through my teeth so I can get elected!"
 
2013-11-17 09:23:12 PM  

iron_city_ap: stpauler: Every family has a douche or a dick. My partner has been arguing with his birther aunt just this week. Her last email said this:
On Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:09 PM, <******[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]evil[* image 7x13]com> wrote:
I also know we all sin and fall short of the glory of God............BUT...........I do try to stay out of that sin.......and stay away from the occasions of sin. And, BTW, war (as much as I hate it also) has always been one of God's way of population control.

Pass the cranberry sauce.

You guys should take her out for a nice lobster dinner. Or even shrimpfest at Red Lobster. Comment on how nice those blended fabrics she most likely will be wearing looks.


Nah, I'd just observe that anybody who actively advocates for war is a dick, and therefore, God is a dick. And I refuse to give praise to a dick. If she ever decides to believe in a less dickish God, she can let me know.
 
2013-11-17 09:23:21 PM  

NobleHam: I imagine every Cheney family Thanksgiving is awkward, what with Dick biting the head off of a live turkey before roasting it in his fiery breath.


Roast for six hours ra rah ra rah?
 
2013-11-17 09:26:04 PM  
She had better be careful.  Her father might invite her to go hunting.
 
2013-11-17 09:26:33 PM  
The best part is that she's throwing her whole world under the bus just so she can lose to Mike Enzi by 35 points.
 
2013-11-17 09:31:22 PM  

lordjupiter: Nothing a nice family hunting trip won't fix


NobleHam: I imagine every Cheney family Thanksgiving is awkward, what with Dick biting the head off of a live turkey before roasting it in his fiery breath.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-11-17 09:31:35 PM  

Hollie Maea: The best part is that she's throwing her whole world under the bus just so she can lose to Mike Enzi by 35 points.


so typical GOP
 
2013-11-17 09:38:27 PM  
Well, at least everyone seems to accept that doing this to family is abusive... now we just need to introduce the golden rule and the republican party will be saved.

dooooo -er saved!
 
2013-11-17 09:39:40 PM  

cryinoutloud: Corn_Fed: cryinoutloud: This has been going on for awhile. Oh, and Mary Cheney is a coont.
why Mary? Or do you mean Liz?

I was in Wyoming this summer when she announced her candidacy, and I got to hear her talking on the radio a few times. She's evil like her father.


Right, but that's Liz. Mary is the lesbian non-candidate.
 
2013-11-17 09:40:53 PM  
Anybody know what the current polling between Liz vs Mike Enzi is currently at? I hope she's losing like a Mondale.
 
2013-11-17 09:41:24 PM  
The right wingers like Cheney, Rumsfeld and the neo-cons  seem really obsessed about
"The right side of history". And yet they have all been on the "wrong side" consistently. Nixon,
Vietnam, Iraq,etc.. Not trivial things, but fark ups of historical proportion! W and his people were constantly
trying to push the "History will prove us right." meme.
 
2013-11-17 09:43:06 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: The right wingers like Cheney, Rumsfeld and the neo-cons  seem really obsessed about
"The right side of history". And yet they have all been on the "wrong side" consistently. Nixon,
Vietnam, Iraq,etc.. Not trivial things, but fark ups of historical proportion! W and his people were constantly
trying to push the "History will prove us right." meme.


Because conservatives have never been on the right side of history. Not once.
 
2013-11-17 09:44:14 PM  
Orchestrated lameness.
 
2013-11-17 09:44:15 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Mr. Shabooboo: The right wingers like Cheney, Rumsfeld and the neo-cons  seem really obsessed about
"The right side of history". And yet they have all been on the "wrong side" consistently. Nixon,
Vietnam, Iraq,etc.. Not trivial things, but fark ups of historical proportion! W and his people were constantly
trying to push the "History will prove us right." meme.

Because conservatives have never been on the right side of history. Not once.


Not in the last few decades or so
 
2013-11-17 09:45:11 PM  

Corn_Fed: Anybody know what the current polling between Liz vs Mike Enzi is currently at? I hope she's losing like a Mondale.


Actually, Mondale would have been a much-welcome sane Presidency that would have put the brakes on Reagan era Conservatism.

Mad?
 
2013-11-17 09:45:11 PM  
.001%er problems.
 
2013-11-17 09:45:23 PM  

stpauler: Every family has a douche or a dick. My partner has been arguing with his birther aunt just this week. Her last email said this:
On Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:09 PM, <******[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]evil[* image 7x13]com> wrote:
I also know we all sin and fall short of the glory of God............BUT...........I do try to stay out of that sin.......and stay away from the occasions of sin. And, BTW, war (as much as I hate it also) has always been one of God's way of population control.

Pass the cranberry sauce.


www.occidentalism.org
"♫  Yes, Jesus loves meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........... ♫  "
 
2013-11-17 09:46:58 PM  

Piizzadude: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Mr. Shabooboo: The right wingers like Cheney, Rumsfeld and the neo-cons  seem really obsessed about
"The right side of history". And yet they have all been on the "wrong side" consistently. Nixon,
Vietnam, Iraq,etc.. Not trivial things, but fark ups of historical proportion! W and his people were constantly
trying to push the "History will prove us right." meme.

Because conservatives have never been on the right side of history. Not once.

Not in the last few decades or so


When, if ever? McCarthy? Miscegenation laws? Jim Crow?

I guess maybe ww2 intervention, but many American right-wingers wanted to profit off of selling Germany supplies and would have loved to bring fascism here.
 
2013-11-17 09:48:13 PM  

Corn_Fed: Anybody know what the current polling between Liz vs Mike Enzi is currently at? I hope she's losing like a Mondale.


A recent Super PAC poll has her losing by 50 pts to Enzio but less biased observers are putting it at more like 30-35 pts.

So, yeah, she's doing all this for nothing.
 
2013-11-17 09:50:08 PM  
Just another dysfunctional family.

America welcomes the Cheneys to normalcy!
 
2013-11-17 09:51:08 PM  

Corn_Fed: cryinoutloud: Corn_Fed: cryinoutloud: This has been going on for awhile. Oh, and Mary Cheney is a coont.
why Mary? Or do you mean Liz?

I was in Wyoming this summer when she announced her candidacy, and I got to hear her talking on the radio a few times. She's evil like her father.

Right, but that's Liz. Mary is the lesbian non-candidate.


Which is the hot one? Or am I thinking of a different family?
 
2013-11-17 09:52:36 PM  

fusillade762: Corn_Fed: cryinoutloud: Corn_Fed: cryinoutloud: This has been going on for awhile. Oh, and Mary Cheney is a coont.
why Mary? Or do you mean Liz?

I was in Wyoming this summer when she announced her candidacy, and I got to hear her talking on the radio a few times. She's evil like her father.

Right, but that's Liz. Mary is the lesbian non-candidate.

Which is the hot one? Or am I thinking of a different family?


Jon Huntsman probably has an uneventful Thanksgiving every year.
 
2013-11-17 09:54:39 PM  

Hollie Maea: The best part is that she's throwing her whole world under the bus just so she can lose to Mike Enzi by 35 points.


By one poll it's up to 52 points.

Commissioned poll: Mike Enzi up 53 on Liz Cheney

Not sure why the headline says 53.
 
2013-11-17 10:01:32 PM  

Corn_Fed:
I was in Wyoming this summer when she announced her candidacy, and I got to hear her talking on the radio a few times. She's evil like her father.
Right, but that's Liz. Mary is the lesbian non-candidate.


My bad. I didn't even catch it until I read it three times. Well, OK, whatever.

fusillade762:
Which is the hot one? Or am I thinking of a different family?


Mary's kind of cute, I guess. But hot, no. Maybe some other family. Here's both of them:

religion.lilithezine.com
 
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