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(Chicago Now)   Chicago stole many things from NYC. First, pizza. Then murder capital of the US. Now, they've got the nude subway riders (Not safe for work)   (chicagonow.com) divider line 126
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2013-11-17 08:00:58 PM
Really tragic that it wasn't a dude.  The cops almost had the chance to say, "clearly I can see you're nuts."
 
2013-11-17 08:49:04 PM
i.imgur.com

Approves.

/she had very nice hips and some decent sideboob
 
2013-11-17 08:51:25 PM
In all seriousness, I hope she gets the mental health services she needs.

/flame on
 
2013-11-17 09:05:51 PM
Needs more photographic evidence.
 
2013-11-17 09:07:11 PM
Trampspotting.
 
2013-11-17 09:07:28 PM
I was in the pool
 
2013-11-17 09:08:19 PM
 
2013-11-17 09:10:23 PM

Somacandra: In all seriousness, I hope she gets the mental health services she needs.


Sounds more like drugs, but i'd still service her just to be safe. For the good of the community.
 
2013-11-17 09:11:12 PM
They stole pizza? I've never seen a real pizza in Chicago.
 
2013-11-17 09:14:31 PM
Mmm, now I want pizza and sticky buns.
 
2013-11-17 09:18:14 PM

Surool: They stole pizza? I've never seen a real pizza in Chicago.


Unless you live in Italy, neither have you.

I guess what I am trying to say is that you can blow it out your ass.
 
2013-11-17 09:18:40 PM
You mean they stole the casserole.
 
2013-11-17 09:19:15 PM

Surool: They stole pizza? I've never seen a real pizza in Chicago.


This. Same for NY. Neither one is good for real pizza.
 
2013-11-17 09:20:49 PM
In a thread about naked women, you're arguing about pizza.
 
2013-11-17 09:21:08 PM

Fallout Boy: Surool: They stole pizza? I've never seen a real pizza in Chicago.

Unless you live in Italy, neither have you.

I guess what I am trying to say is that you can blow it out your ass.


I blow pizza out my ass about an hour after I eat it.
 
2013-11-17 09:21:36 PM
The rear view was quite acceptable.  At worse, we have a butterface.

Now the crazy part....
 
2013-11-17 09:22:14 PM
Far less beast-like than anticipated, would click again


/though she may have sharp knees
 
2013-11-17 09:22:41 PM
Typically the kind of people that walk around naked aren't the kind of people you want to see naked. This one wasn't so bad.
 
2013-11-17 09:22:46 PM

HaywoodJablonski: In a thread about naked women, you're arguing about pizza.


Then you've got Weeners up there wishing it was a dude.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-11-17 09:23:04 PM
I get the sense that she has bipolar disorder and having a manic episode.

She's hot, but damn is she going to be mortified when she comes to.
 
2013-11-17 09:23:25 PM

Fallout Boy: Surool: They stole pizza? I've never seen a real pizza in Chicago.

Unless you live in Italy, neither have you.

I guess what I am trying to say is that you can blow it out your ass.


You've only seen real pizza in Chicago if you live in Italy?

Mindf*ck.
 
2013-11-17 09:23:35 PM
Given the general demographics of people who go naked in public, I was a little worried about clicking that link (yet I did it anyway).

It could have gone very, very badly, and yet it didn't.

I, too, hope she gets help.
 
2013-11-17 09:23:43 PM
"Real Pizza" sucks.  I'll take American style pizza anytime.  Chicago deepest-dish and NY foldable slices both.
 
2013-11-17 09:26:01 PM
Barefoot all over...
 
2013-11-17 09:26:08 PM
I wonder if she knows this guy?
 
2013-11-17 09:26:20 PM

Bondith: Given the general demographics of people who go naked in public, I was a little worried about clicking that link (yet I did it anyway).

It could have gone very, very badly, and yet it didn't.

I, too, hope she gets help.


I offer up my services....

Cpl.D: "Real Pizza" sucks.  I'll take American style pizza anytime.  Chicago deepest-dish and NY foldable slices both.


Agreed
 
2013-11-17 09:31:35 PM
Take the "-obscured1" out of the url for picture two and it suddenly goes from "hmmmmmm" to "nope".  And kudos to the newspaper's web genius who left the original in the file.
 
2013-11-17 09:32:12 PM
Scottish pizza is best. If it's not Scottish, it's crap. Now make with the links to crazy naked chick full frontal you farkers
 
2013-11-17 09:35:45 PM

Badmonkey82009: Take the "-obscured1" out of the url for picture two and it suddenly goes from "hmmmmmm" to "nope".  And kudos to the newspaper's web genius who left the original in the file.


She kind of looks like my boss....hmm....
 
2013-11-17 09:36:02 PM
Alanis Morissette was unavailable for content (slightly nsfw?).
 
2013-11-17 09:38:27 PM

Badmonkey82009: Take the "-obscured1" out of the url for picture two and it suddenly goes from "hmmmmmm" to "nope".  And kudos to the newspaper's web genius who left the original in the file.


Sill at hmmmm here, I have woke up next to worse,

/judging by the looks of horror on the faces of and rapid departure of some of the ones I woke up next to...
 
2013-11-17 09:38:40 PM

Badmonkey82009: Take the "-obscured1" out of the url for picture two and it suddenly goes from "hmmmmmm" to "nope".  And kudos to the newspaper's web genius who left the original in the file.


pretty clever there, badmonkey.
 
2013-11-17 09:38:50 PM

Badmonkey82009: Take the "-obscured1" out of the url for picture two and it suddenly goes from "hmmmmmm" to "nope".


i.imgur.com

/like the fist of a blind, angry god
 
2013-11-17 09:39:05 PM

Ivo Shandor: Alanis Morissette was unavailable for content (slightly nsfw?).


s/content/comment/. I blame Autocorrect, even though I don't have it on this computer.
 
2013-11-17 09:39:32 PM
i358.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-17 09:43:17 PM

Badmonkey82009: Take the "-obscured1" out of the url for picture two and it suddenly goes from "hmmmmmm" to "nope".


Good enough for a poke.
 
2013-11-17 09:45:56 PM
I'd say about a six-pack/four tallboys.
 
2013-11-17 09:53:55 PM
Was fully expecting Not Safe For Lunch.  Too many "smoking hot" links to the Sun.
 
2013-11-17 09:54:04 PM
Mental illness is hilarious
 
2013-11-17 09:55:03 PM
Public nudity in San Francisco was banned by Supervisor Weener.
 
2013-11-17 09:55:14 PM

J. Frank Parnell: Badmonkey82009: Take the "-obscured1" out of the url for picture two and it suddenly goes from "hmmmmmm" to "nope".

Good enough for a poke.


We would have to see more, maybe a mugshot since most of the rest we certainly got the idea
 
2013-11-17 09:55:40 PM

oukewldave: Mental illness is hilarious


How can you be so sure she isn't the train goddess?
 
2013-11-17 09:57:28 PM

Badmonkey82009: Take the "-obscured1" out of the url for picture two and it suddenly goes from "hmmmmmm" to "nope".  And kudos to the newspaper's web genius who left the original in the file.


I still probably would. Not the worst one I've seen.
 
2013-11-17 09:58:00 PM

Fallout Boy: I guess what I am trying to say is that you can blow it out your ass.


Rather defensive over the deep dish chicago casserole - aren't you?
 
2013-11-17 10:02:36 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: I blow pizza out my ass about an hour after I eat it.


For some reason I read that in Chico Marx's voice
 
2013-11-17 10:04:11 PM

J. Frank Parnell: oukewldave: Mental illness is hilarious

How can you be so sure she isn't the train goddess?


Because the voices had me to kill the train goddess a year ago.
 
2013-11-17 10:04:14 PM

J. Frank Parnell: oukewldave: Mental illness is hilarious

How can you be so sure she isn't the train goddess?

"


Thinking something along the lines of the Builders from Farscape.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_races_in_Farscape#Builders
 
2013-11-17 10:04:40 PM
I'd ride it.
 
2013-11-17 10:05:11 PM
Weird, the only "goddess of the train" that I knew of was a cheerleader in high school.
 
2013-11-17 10:07:04 PM
You know how you can tell someone has never actually had a Chicago pizza?  They use the word "casserole."
 
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