Bob Falfa: Scary stuff.
Cewley: doesn't this moron realize that it's dog's will that he wants a babbling idiot to stop polluting his sacred airwaves?
J. Frank Parnell: Would be hilarious if it turned sharply towards him right when he started the lords prayer. I wonder if he'd keep going.
BizarreMan: God should smite him for filming in portrait.God also would probably want him to take shelter so he could watch over people who don't have any.Scary video.
Shostie: J. Frank Parnell: Would be hilarious if it turned sharply towards him right when he started the lords prayer. I wonder if he'd keep going."Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee.Blessed art thou amongst women,and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.Holy fark! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!"
InternetSecurityGuard: It worked! The Lord's Prayer and Hail Mary are excellent tornado repellent.At least this time.
cgraves67: I live there. I spent all day getting parts and things to get my generator running and the power kicks on just as it gets going. I live a mile from the devastation. It's like a war zone. People's lives are scattered across barren fields and stuck in the trees.I'm pissed off at the jerks who came driving by just to look. They really snarled things up and made it hard for the ambulances to get through. An ambulance would go by every 5 minutes for hours. Rescue helicopters flew by regularly.It's been bad.
jaytkay: Wow how wonderful of God to save him from the tornado that God unleashed on that town.
Bathia_Mapes: If saying Our Fathers and Hail Marys comforts him it doesn't bother me in the least. However, he's an idiot for standing in front of a window and tempting fate.
Third_Uncle_Eno: when I read the headline, I thought it was just going to be the filmer saying "Jesus!" or "Jesus Christ!" a lot.I was wrong.0:20 in..... yeah.... aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd mute.
DuudeStanky: I find it surprising that a lot of people pray to the jesus and ask him not to carry out his plans as if jesus made some sort of mistake and you have to convince him that he sent the tornado to the wrong area.Shouldn't you be thanking jesus because he has a divine plan to kill you and/or your neighbors?
optikeye: seeing that coming towards you and standing infront of window and not taking cover
Canton: I'm actually kind of impressed that he was meditating while filming a freaking tornado. Doesn't say much for his intelligence, but it does say a lot about his self-control.
optikeye: Bob Falfa: Scary stuff.The scary part is that the guy is an idiot, seeing that coming towards you and standing infront of window and not taking cover in a bathroom or under a bed or something. Also, Filming in portrait mode.If you see a tornado often there's another one right behind it or off to the side.
Repo Man: Sometimes, if pious men are to be believed, God's mercies are curiously selective. Toplady, the author of "Rock of Ages," moved from one vicarage to another; a week after the move, the vicarage he had formerly occupied burnt down, with great loss to the new vicar. Thereupon Toplady thanked God; but what the new vicar did is not known. Borrow, in his "Bible in Spain," records how without mishap he crossed a mountain pass infested by bandits. The next party to cross, however, were set upon, robbed, and some of them murdered; when Borrow heard of this, he, like Toplady, thanked God. - Bertrand Russell, An Outline of Intellectual Rubbish
Kibbler: If I'm Mary, I'm thinking, always they mention me second.
optikeye: Also, Filming in portrait mode.
J. Frank Parnell: jaytkay: Wow how wonderful of God to save him from the tornado that God unleashed on that town.Similar when the sole survivor out of hundreds says they thank god for saving them. What does that say about everyone else who died?
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