If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The New York Times)   Only Jenny McCarthy can save 20 million Middle East children condemned to be poisoned by polio vaccines   (nytimes.com) divider line 59
    More: Scary  
•       •       •

10874 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Nov 2013 at 5:26 PM (36 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



59 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-11-17 04:03:59 PM
Wait until they find out the vaccine makes them sterile.
 
2013-11-17 04:12:13 PM
grrrrr...Jenny McCarthy BAD...grrrrr

No ,seriously, she is bad.  I hope her new gig as e-cigarette spokes-whore keeps her from killing more children.

Getting your kid hooked on nicotine is probably less bad than willfully exposing them to diptheria, tetanus, pleurisy, etc
 
2013-11-17 05:14:06 PM
Yeah, Jenny McCarthy is stupid and all, but this more the fault of the CIA.
 
2013-11-17 05:29:37 PM
I read the headline, and was just praying that she wasn't actually over there trying to get people to reject the vaccine.  So glad that my cynical reaction was proven wrong for now.
 
2013-11-17 05:30:02 PM
Fark that biatch.
 
2013-11-17 05:33:30 PM
The region was polio-free for 10 years, until a Pakistani strain was detected in sewers

Damn CHUDs.
 
2013-11-17 05:35:54 PM

Old enough to know better: Fark that biatch.


www.celebrity9.com
 
2013-11-17 05:36:18 PM

shanrick: Wait until they find out the vaccine makes them sterile.


But sterilizing the poors is how we'll save the world! Once they're gone rich people won't have to hear their incessant whining about the wealth gap. Er, i mean stupid poor people are using all the resources! With their strip mines and oil refineries. The poors are also polluting the environment with their massive factories and such. World will be so much better once we're rid of them and only the completely innocent and faultless rich people remain.
 
2013-11-17 05:38:34 PM
Did anybody hear, what's her opinion on HPV?
Sumptin she should be intimately acquainted with.
 
2013-11-17 05:38:51 PM
Yes, but are middle easterners really worth saving amirite amirte?
 
2013-11-17 05:39:48 PM

Lionel Mandrake: grrrrr...Jenny McCarthy BAD...grrrrr

No ,seriously, she is bad.  I hope her new gig as e-cigarette spokes-whore keeps her from killing more children.

Getting your kid hooked on nicotine is probably less bad than willfully exposing them to diptheria, tetanus, pleurisy, etc


I wish people would realize that nicotine isn't all that addictive on it's own. It's only in synergy with "additives" that make for the modern hyper-addiction.

I cannot source it, coming from an issue of science news 10 years ago, but a study found rats given either of nicotine or another chemical in cigarettes pressed a bar for self administration 8 and 6 times an hour respectively (perhaps it was acetaldehyde? or something cholinergic) but together? 70-80 times an hour.

In fact, before the "modern" age of cigarette manufacture, nicotine was a relatively safe and benign stimulant. The bald-faced lie that nicotine is solely responsible for the crushing addictions we see today needs to be re-examined.

E-cigarettes are magnitudes times better than any mainstream smoke. Let e-cigs be spread far and wide, there is so much less risk - and this is obvious to any experienced smoker.

Not so obvious to reactionary marketeers, though.
 
2013-11-17 05:45:03 PM
Meh, if they want their children to die horrible, needless deaths/grow up to be a financial burden; let 'em have at it! Just don't let any of them touch you. It will help reduce the surplus population and benefit the evolution process of humans.
 
2013-11-17 05:46:41 PM

sobriquet by any other name: nicotine was a relatively safe and benign stimulant


And a common pesticide (still is).
 
2013-11-17 05:49:18 PM
If God has any kind of sense of humor, Jenny McCarthy will die of measles.
 
2013-11-17 05:49:18 PM
Passing cigarettes off as "tobacco" should be a capital offence.
 
2013-11-17 05:51:54 PM
We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.
 
2013-11-17 05:55:36 PM

sobriquet by any other name: Lionel Mandrake: grrrrr...Jenny McCarthy BAD...grrrrr

No ,seriously, she is bad.  I hope her new gig as e-cigarette spokes-whore keeps her from killing more children.

Getting your kid hooked on nicotine is probably less bad than willfully exposing them to diptheria, tetanus, pleurisy, etc

I wish people would realize that nicotine isn't all that addictive on it's own. It's only in synergy with "additives" that make for the modern hyper-addiction.

I cannot source it, coming from an issue of science news 10 years ago, but a study found rats given either of nicotine or another chemical in cigarettes pressed a bar for self administration 8 and 6 times an hour respectively (perhaps it was acetaldehyde? or something cholinergic) but together? 70-80 times an hour.

In fact, before the "modern" age of cigarette manufacture, nicotine was a relatively safe and benign stimulant. The bald-faced lie that nicotine is solely responsible for the crushing addictions we see today needs to be re-examined.

E-cigarettes are magnitudes times better than any mainstream smoke. Let e-cigs be spread far and wide, there is so much less risk - and this is obvious to any experienced smoker.

Not so obvious to reactionary marketeers, though.


I don't recall that study but I DO remember reading that one of the reasons cigarettes are so addictive is that the tobacco in them has been treated with ammonia to free up the nicotine, making it a freebase if you will, just like crack.
 
2013-11-17 06:02:06 PM
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2013-11-17 06:04:06 PM
img.allvoices.com

Pretty sure we should at least act like we're paying attention, if you know what I mean guys.
 
2013-11-17 06:08:21 PM
"Do what she say,,, do what she saaay!"
 
2013-11-17 06:10:00 PM
 This is in large part due to the vaccination campaign in pakistan used by the CIA to collect DNA which crushed any credibility supranational public health organiations had. "In its zeal to identify bin Laden or his family, the CIA used a sham hepatitis B vaccination project to collect DNA in the neighborhood where he was hiding. The effort apparently failed, but the violation of trust threatens to set back global public health efforts by decades."   http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=how-cia-fake-vaccina t ion-campaign-endangers-us-all
 
2013-11-17 06:10:30 PM

snocone: Passing cigarettes off as "tobacco" should be a capital offence.


As a pipe smoker, a resounding THIS.
 
2013-11-17 06:11:37 PM
Any parent who follows the advice of a vapid c00nt who's only claim to fame is her willingness to show off her bolt-ons should be deemed unfit.
 
2013-11-17 06:18:22 PM

SpdrJay: If God has any kind of sense of humor, Jenny McCarthy will die of measles.


Patient Zero of the Zombie Apocalypse.
 
2013-11-17 06:29:25 PM

sobriquet by any other name: In fact, before the "modern" age of cigarette manufacture, nicotine was a relatively safe and benign stimulant. The bald-faced lie that nicotine is solely responsible for the crushing addictions we see today needs to be re-examined.



Nicotine is right up there with caffeine, addiction-wise.

The real addiction in smoking is the ritual (both tactile and oral).

There's no suing a corporation for psychological addictions though.
 
2013-11-17 06:31:29 PM
Just had a confirmed outbreak of polio in Syria...and the strain came from Pakistan.

Way to go, Blondie.
 
2013-11-17 06:36:14 PM
Hard to tally, for sure, but I wonder if she's killed more people than the 9/11 hijackers yet?
 
2013-11-17 06:37:05 PM

TomD9938: sobriquet by any other name: In fact, before the "modern" age of cigarette manufacture, nicotine was a relatively safe and benign stimulant. The bald-faced lie that nicotine is solely responsible for the crushing addictions we see today needs to be re-examined.


Nicotine is right up there with caffeine, addiction-wise.

The real addiction in smoking is the ritual (both tactile and oral).

There's no suing a corporation for psychological addictions though.


you are missing the point, you know.. it's not psychology, it's cholinergic interactions in modern tobacco. PLEASE don't miss that point - making it seem like cigarette would be "only as addictive as caffeine" if not for the "ritual".

It's a synthetic drug interaction created by tobacco processing "smoldering combustion" scientists. With PURE nicotine, you might have a point but cigarettes are NOT PURE NICOTINE!
 
2013-11-17 06:37:57 PM

snocone: Passing cigarettes off as "tobacco" should be a capital offence.


I'll just "THIS", this, too :)
 
2013-11-17 06:44:55 PM

sobriquet by any other name: TomD9938: sobriquet by any other name: In fact, before the "modern" age of cigarette manufacture, nicotine was a relatively safe and benign stimulant. The bald-faced lie that nicotine is solely responsible for the crushing addictions we see today needs to be re-examined.


Nicotine is right up there with caffeine, addiction-wise.

The real addiction in smoking is the ritual (both tactile and oral).

There's no suing a corporation for psychological addictions though.

you are missing the point, you know.. it's not psychology, it's cholinergic interactions in modern tobacco. PLEASE don't miss that point - making it seem like cigarette would be "only as addictive as caffeine" if not for the "ritual".

It's a synthetic drug interaction created by tobacco processing "smoldering combustion" scientists. With PURE nicotine, you might have a point but cigarettes are NOT PURE NICOTINE!


Sounds like someone needs a cigerette...
 
2013-11-17 06:49:15 PM
There will be a polio outbreak in Europe before the end of the decade.Bet on it.
 
2013-11-17 06:55:49 PM
 
2013-11-17 06:56:20 PM
It's hilarious that she has made herself so synonymous with anti-vaxxer stupidity that even though neither she nor any objection to the vaccination effort were mentioned in the article, it was pretty much guaranteed an insta-green. THAT is world-class fame.
 
2013-11-17 07:01:48 PM

super_grass: Yes, but are middle easterners really worth saving amirite amirte?


If only the disease would contain itself to brown people we'd be set! Stupid polio.
 
2013-11-17 07:04:15 PM
The vaccines are bred in pigs?  I thought the Middle East was against that.
 
2013-11-17 07:06:51 PM
As the child of a polio survivor, I just want to farking choke anyone who suggests non-vaccination for potentially fatal diseases like polio.

/she hasn't walked unaided since she was 2
//I hope Jenny McCarthy catches whooping cough
 
2013-11-17 07:10:25 PM

Mordos: NSFW link to the only thing Jenny McCarthy has done good for the world NSFW


NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.

She is, and always has been, ugly as sin. Her boobs alone are a horrifying boner killer. YUCK.
 
2013-11-17 07:10:42 PM

StrikitRich: Just had a confirmed outbreak of polio in Syria


Sounds Syrias.
 
2013-11-17 07:13:19 PM
Uttertosh

Oh come on. Her tits may be fake as hell, but you can't deny she's pretty, even if you hate her as much as I do. Ugly girls don't end up in Playboy.

/sharp knees?
 
2013-11-17 07:22:01 PM

uttertosh: She is, and always has been, ugly as sin. Her boobs alone are a horrifying boner killer. YUCK.


I can see how those pics may not be everyone's particular thing, but I'm not seeing "boner killer" unless one is a gay man. NTTAWWT.
 
2013-11-17 07:25:12 PM

paulseta: sobriquet by any other name: TomD9938: sobriquet by any other name: In fact, before the "modern" age of cigarette manufacture, nicotine was a relatively safe and benign stimulant. The bald-faced lie that nicotine is solely responsible for the crushing addictions we see today needs to be re-examined.


Nicotine is right up there with caffeine, addiction-wise.

The real addiction in smoking is the ritual (both tactile and oral).

There's no suing a corporation for psychological addictions though.

you are missing the point, you know.. it's not psychology, it's cholinergic interactions in modern tobacco. PLEASE don't miss that point - making it seem like cigarette would be "only as addictive as caffeine" if not for the "ritual".

It's a synthetic drug interaction created by tobacco processing "smoldering combustion" scientists. With PURE nicotine, you might have a point but cigarettes are NOT PURE NICOTINE!

Sounds like someone needs a cigerette...


lol, you mean vaporizer.. but being where I am.. i'm just waiting for recreational pot to become legal

/studies show that legalizing it reduces UPPER CASE typing by 200%!
 
2013-11-17 07:57:57 PM

voristrupp: This is in large part due to the vaccination campaign in pakistan used by the CIA to collect DNA which crushed any credibility supranational public health organiations had. "In its zeal to identify bin Laden or his family, the CIA used a sham hepatitis B vaccination project to collect DNA in the neighborhood where he was hiding. The effort apparently failed, but the violation of trust threatens to set back global public health efforts by decades."   http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=how-cia-fake-vaccina t ion-campaign-endangers-us-all


Blaming the CIA is fun and all but the conspiracy theories surrounding it existed well before the Bin Laden operation and also hamper efforts in Nigeria. Local politicians use it to whip up fear and support against incumbents.

Have been for years
 
2013-11-17 08:30:24 PM
so perhaps if these profeams,were viewed with suspiciion to begin with, maybe they weren't the best cover for a CIA missiion.

it is not a conspuracy theory, it is now a matter of historical record. the facts are described in the scientific american article above.
 
2013-11-17 08:58:49 PM

Cagey B: uttertosh: She is, and always has been, ugly as sin. Her boobs alone are a horrifying boner killer. YUCK.

I can see how those pics may not be everyone's particular thing, but I'm not seeing "boner killer" unless one is a gay man. NTTAWWT.


He's trying way too hard. He would suck the cock of the last guy that banged her just to get a taste of her coont.
 
2013-11-17 09:17:52 PM

Your Hind Brain: Old enough to know better: Fark that biatch.

[www.celebrity9.com image 385x338]


"I just farted."
 
2013-11-17 09:36:48 PM
Hasn't she quietly backed off the anti-vaxer BS? I mean... she still a c*nt for giving the movement so much momentum, but I haven't heard her say anything new for a while.

BTW: Sorry, Jenny. Your genetics are not so flawless and they can produce an autistic child without it being somebody else's fault.
 
2013-11-17 11:07:47 PM
Dr. Bruce Aylward of the W.H.O.

Is he the drummer who replaced Keith Moon?

/thought it was peter capaldi
 
2013-11-17 11:17:09 PM
uttertosh:

She is, and always has been, ugly as sin. Her boobs alone are a horrifying boner killer. YUCK.

You forgot the sharp knees.

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-11-18 06:51:29 AM

MeanJean: Uttertosh

Oh come on. Her tits may be fake as hell, but you can't deny she's pretty, even if you hate her as much as I do. Ugly girls don't end up in Playboy.

/sharp knees?


Cagey B: uttertosh: She is, and always has been, ugly as sin. Her boobs alone are a horrifying boner killer. YUCK.

I can see how those pics may not be everyone's particular thing, but I'm not seeing "boner killer" unless one is a gay man. NTTAWWT.


MBooda: uttertosh:

She is, and always has been, ugly as sin. Her boobs alone are a horrifying boner killer. YUCK.

You forgot the sharp knees.

[0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 500x395]


I do deny she's pretty. She's a square-jaw plastic bottleblonde monster who hides behind more makeup than oprah.

she inspired the FAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE.gif

www.mixfmradio.com
 
2013-11-18 07:53:03 AM
i.imgur.com
Vaccines are just communist plot to taint our precious bodily fluids.
 
Displayed 50 of 59 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report