JRoo: Quantum Apostrophe: Hobo Jr.: I think alot of younger people are realizing "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is excellent advice. And there is nothing crazier than a female between the ages of 14-19.You want some more excellent advice? "A lot" is twowords./see how that looks?[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x600]
cman: Why do I need to get laid?I have the Internet and it fulfills my pleasure needs/Half-kidding
Kevin72: I blame internet porn for the increasing isolation from real relations and therefore increasing virginity. Awkward porn addicts who can't understand ladies that don't want ejaculation in their faces. 0r who can't understand why shaved pubes makes a dick look retarded and smaller not bigger.
Witness99: Hobo Jr.: I think alot of younger people are realizing "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is excellent advice. And there is nothing crazier than a female between the ages of 14-19.Hahahahahaha...*breath*...hahahahaha....You don't know "crazy" until you date educated, career women in their mid to late thirties who need to get married and have babies NOW YOU WORTHLESS WOMANIZING SON OF A biatch!It's ok. I'm through that phase. I have filled the void with Fark.
Hobo Jr.: henryhill: Hobo Jr.: I think alot of younger people are realizing "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is excellent advice. And there is nothing crazier than a female between the ages of 14-19.Based on those two sentences, you are someone that should not be giving advice to anyone.No, I just remember the females when I was in high school and middle school.Sure, tons of perfectly normal females but when combined with the dynamics of public school, raging hormones, and quite frankly lack of any worldview, they can get pretty insane.Not saying guys are any better but I can't speak accurately because I never tried to fark a teenage boy.
unmonkey: spman: The problem is that 30% of the men are getting 90% of the women, but why that is I do not know.That's easy. It's because the top 30% of men are willing to hook up with 90% of the women. So 90% of the women have access to the top 30% of men. Why bother with the less-desirable 70%? If the tables were turned, would you?
Quantum Apostrophe: You want some more excellent advice? "A lot" is twowords.
cryinoutloud: Yeah, so? If you took a random group of people your age and lined them up against a wall, I bet you'd think that at least half of them aren't good enough for you.
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