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(TMZ)   Justin Bieber insists his party wasn't just a noise violation, it was Gatsby Party. Except no one got shot and no one present knew enough about the Jazz Age to hate it   (tmz.com) divider line 21
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2013-11-17 05:13:57 PM
His next one is going to be Sixteenth Chapel themed.
 
2013-11-17 06:15:11 PM
Did he have sex with a sweet transvestite during this one?
 
2013-11-17 06:16:39 PM
If I could go back in time, I would punch F. Scott Fitzgerald in the dick.
 
2013-11-17 06:18:17 PM

duffblue: If I could go back in time, I would punch F. Scott Fitzgerald in the dick.


Not his fault idiots don't get that his book was not a celebration of the lifestyle it depicted.
 
2013-11-17 06:26:45 PM
If it ends with Justin BEE-BOR taking a nosedive off a skyscraper and splattering all over the sidewalk below, I'm in favor of it.
 
2013-11-17 06:29:33 PM
if he's alive, it's false advertising.
 
2013-11-17 06:29:40 PM

pedobearapproved: Did he have sex with a sweet transvestite during this one?


Well he did say at one time he liked playing with girl's penises
 
2013-11-17 07:01:53 PM

stoli n coke: Not his fault idiots don't get that his book was not a celebration of the lifestyle it depicted.


Indeed.

Why hasn't this little shiat fallen off a balcony or down a flight of stairs yet? (Not that there'd be much of a difference between a brain-damaged Beiber and a regular one)
 
2013-11-17 07:19:22 PM
tng.trekcore.com
 
2013-11-17 07:43:59 PM
It was totally farking boring and overhyped?

Sounds right.
 
2013-11-17 08:20:50 PM
Too bad it wasn't a Boardwalk Empire-themed Jazz Age party. That'd probably be more fun (though with a higher potential for violence-which may be a good thing, depending on how you feel about Justin Bieber).
 
2013-11-17 08:29:09 PM
So his party was a pathetic, profligate endeavor to win over the love of a shallow, materialistic biatch?
 
2013-11-17 09:30:55 PM

gunga galunga: So his party was a pathetic, profligate endeavor to win over the love of a shallow, materialistic biatch?


Yep.

It was an elaborate form of masturbation.
 
2013-11-17 10:14:16 PM
And as I sat there, brooding on the old unknown world, I thought of Gatsby's wonder when he first picked out the green light at the end of Daisy's █ock.
 
2013-11-17 10:27:35 PM
He needs to get some street cred. Tupac style.
 
2013-11-17 11:19:27 PM
why is he trying so hard to be black?
 
2013-11-18 12:14:01 AM

LemSkroob: why is he trying so hard to be black?


Because he wants to murder Miley Cyrus' vagina.
 
2013-11-18 03:10:31 AM
See everyone? He's got a police record now! Look how badarse he is.

Damn pansy.
 
2013-11-18 07:55:39 AM
Noise violation for playing Frank Sinatra?
 
2013-11-18 09:25:24 AM

LemSkroob: why is he trying so hard to be black?



He wants to date Kendall Jenner.
 
2013-11-18 11:47:09 AM

stoli n coke: duffblue: If I could go back in time, I would punch F. Scott Fitzgerald in the dick.

Not his fault idiots don't get that his book was not a celebration of the lifestyle it depicted.


So much this.
 
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