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2013-11-17 11:07:34 AM
behold the majesty of this tarp-covered payload being hauled by a semi. bask in patriotic glee at the wonderful plastic, which you, special citizen, can doodle on with markers.
 
2013-11-17 11:59:47 AM

the801: behold the majesty of this tarp-covered payload being hauled by a semi. bask in patriotic glee at the wonderful plastic, which you, special citizen, can doodle on with markers.


Yea, I would have been asking about if we could see the actual tree in there.
 
2013-11-17 12:02:33 PM
What an clever way to transport illegal drugs and weapons across the country.
 
2013-11-17 12:53:36 PM

Godscrack: What an clever way to transport illegal drugs and weapons across the country.


It's part of Operation Fast & Fir-ious.
 
2013-11-17 01:34:18 PM
Sekrit muslim! That tree be a symbol of islam!!
 
2013-11-17 01:35:55 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Sekrit muslim! That tree be a symbol of islam!!


The tree is some sort of evergreen.

The color of Hamas is green!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2013-11-17 01:38:55 PM
mediamatters.org

Bill O'Reilly sees this as a socialist plot from our Commie president.
 
2013-11-17 01:40:58 PM
 
2013-11-17 01:41:48 PM
Instead of celebrating an ancient pagan ritual of decorating trees in honor of some ancient god of wisdom and the winter solstice, and cutting down a lovely tree that would be better off in some forest somewhere, can't we pay some talented artist to come up with a yearly Winter solstice statue that could allow everyone to still gather around and burn effigies?

Or maybe that's Burning Man, I dunno, it's all the same ritual crap.
 
2013-11-17 01:41:54 PM

UNC_Samurai: Godscrack: What an clever way to transport illegal drugs and weapons across the country.

It's part of Operation Fast & Fir-ious.


You get a lump of coal for that one.
 
2013-11-17 01:42:49 PM

Slives: the801: behold the majesty of this tarp-covered payload being hauled by a semi. bask in patriotic glee at the wonderful plastic, which you, special citizen, can doodle on with markers.
Yea, I would have been asking about if we could see the actual tree in there.


They could at least put a Santa Claus doll riding on the tree. Or put some reindeers on top or something. Bah, humbug.
 
2013-11-17 01:44:42 PM
What was that film where the guy cut trucking costs for transporting a big xmas tree by moving it in 2 pieces ....?  John Travolta?
 
2013-11-17 01:45:48 PM
Does anybody else just HATE the canned elevator Christmas music that most retailers play for the 40 or 50 days preceding Christmas? I hate it with a murderous passion. Right around December 25th; my murderous passion turns into a murderous RAGE. Last year; I nearly strangled a guy for saying Happy Holidays.

So, from now on, "Merry Christmas" officially means, "GO FARK YOURSELF!"

/ I just wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas....
 
2013-11-17 01:45:52 PM
I don't see any war on Christmas. There are store sales and trees for sale already here in California. Isn't that what Christmas is all about? Christians who think they are victims because they can't get tax payer money are whiners.
 
2013-11-17 01:47:25 PM
Always strange to see your small hometown on the Fark main page.
 
2013-11-17 01:48:12 PM
We need to keep this thing moving in case the commie Russians try a tactical nuke strike.
 
2013-11-17 01:48:21 PM
I wish there really was a war on christmas. That's a war effort I could get behind
 
2013-11-17 01:48:41 PM

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Instead of celebrating an ancient pagan ritual of decorating trees in honor of some ancient god of wisdom and the winter solstice, and cutting down a lovely tree that would be better off in some forest somewhere, can't we pay some talented artist to come up with a yearly Winter solstice statue that could allow everyone to still gather around and burn effigies?

Or maybe that's Burning Man, I dunno, it's all the same ritual crap.


See, I think this is a good idea; but, I don't think burning Obama in effigy really sends the right message.....

/ I keed
 
2013-11-17 01:49:48 PM
Its a holiday tree
 
2013-11-17 01:50:20 PM

Slives: the801: behold the majesty of this tarp-covered payload being hauled by a semi. bask in patriotic glee at the wonderful plastic, which you, special citizen, can doodle on with markers.

Yea, I would have been asking about if we could see the actual tree in there.


There are windows on one side (slide 5) for your viewing pleasure.  Because there's nothing more entertaining than looking at a dead tree.
 
2013-11-17 01:50:25 PM
Jokes on you Christians. That tree is actually halal
 
2013-11-17 01:51:53 PM
*reads headline*

HELL YEAH, BABY!

*dons camo gear, grabs rifle, reads TFA*

Oh, god-damnit.
 
2013-11-17 01:53:23 PM

Barael's Blade: Its a holiday tree


This is why we can't have nice things, you just ruined Christmas for everybody! Now, all of those little snot nosed bastards down at the orphanage are going to be harvested for their internal organs. All. Because. Of. You...

/ I keed
 
2013-11-17 01:54:32 PM
The tree on its way to DC from Washington State.

And its route took it through Arizona?
 
2013-11-17 01:56:17 PM

wickedgrin: Always strange to see your small hometown on the Fark main page.


I loved Flagstaff and its people much more than the rest of Arizona the two times I visited. What I don't understand is why a tree from Washington state is going through there.
 
2013-11-17 02:00:17 PM

shanrick: I wish there really was a war on christmas. That's a war effort I could get behind


I would totally defect to the anti-Christmas side.
 
2013-11-17 02:00:35 PM
Kill a tree for Jeebus.
 
2013-11-17 02:03:47 PM

SomeoneDumb: wickedgrin: Always strange to see your small hometown on the Fark main page.

I loved Flagstaff and its people much more than the rest of Arizona the two times I visited. What I don't understand is why a tree from Washington state is going through there.


I-40. You are certainly right though, Flagstaff is an island (mountain, technically) of reason in a sea of ignorance and intolerance.
 
2013-11-17 02:04:08 PM
We don't celebrate Christmas because we're Christians we celebrate it because it's the best winter holiday. You'd rather celebrate Hanukkah or Channukkah or whatever? Spinning tops for 8 days while Uncle Moshe argues with Cousin Barry over where to find the best pastrami in town? And Kwanzaa, with the awful cake? Where Ray Ray and Trayneesha fight about who ain't done got Lil' Da'Beers baby momma pregnant one more 'gain while Big T locked up over some bullshiat ass bad check shiat, fark dat shiat! And who the fark knows what the Muslims celebrate, but it mos likely involves at least one beheading and half a rape somewhere. And the Chinese don't celebrate nothing, they're too busy delivering #46 Combos to the families too lazy to cook a turkey dinner.

Anyway, Merry Christmas
 
2013-11-17 02:14:47 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We don't celebrate Christmas because we're Christians we celebrate it because it's the best winter holiday. You'd rather celebrate Hanukkah or Channukkah or whatever? Spinning tops for 8 days while Uncle Moshe argues with Cousin Barry over where to find the best pastrami in town? And Kwanzaa, with the awful cake? Where Ray Ray and Trayneesha fight about who ain't done got Lil' Da'Beers baby momma pregnant one more 'gain while Big T locked up over some bullshiat ass bad check shiat, fark dat shiat! And who the fark knows what the Muslims celebrate, but it mos likely involves at least one beheading and half a rape somewhere. And the Chinese don't celebrate nothing, they're too busy delivering #46 Combos to the families too lazy to cook a turkey dinner.

Anyway, Merry Christmas


Farararara rararara!

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2013-11-17 02:15:36 PM

iheartscotch: Does anybody else just HATE the canned elevator Christmas music that most retailers play for the 40 or 50 days preceding Christmas? I hate it with a murderous passion. Right around December 25th; my murderous passion turns into a murderous RAGE. Last year; I nearly strangled a guy for saying Happy Holidays.

So, from now on, "Merry Christmas" officially means, "GO FARK YOURSELF!"

/ I just wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas....


Amazon awaits you! Or wander around with an MP3 player on and complain to management about the auditory obnoxiousness, if what you seek cannot be found there.
 
2013-11-17 02:16:15 PM

Haplo127x: Did you guys see the article linked underneath?  http://azdailysun.com/news/national/charged-with-severing-pot-clinic- o wner-s-penis/article_ba027f53-8822-5cd5-a2b4-416038e650d5.html


Holy shiat. That's a Fark ready story right there.
 
2013-11-17 02:21:46 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: #46 Combos to the families too lazy to cook a turkey dinner.


Turkey's Thanksgiving.  Ham is Christmas.  Also, what flavor are the #46 ones?  Are they the pepperoni pizza cracker thingies?  Cause I'm not cooking a damned turkey, in addition to a ham, on Christmas.  Because I'm too lazy.  So it'd be great if they could send me some, those things are awesome.

Also, thanks!  Happy Yule and whatnot.
 
2013-11-17 02:22:02 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We don't celebrate Christmas because we're Christians we celebrate it because it's the best winter holiday. You'd rather celebrate Hanukkah or Channukkah or whatever? Spinning tops for 8 days while Uncle Moshe argues with Cousin Barry over where to find the best pastrami in town? And Kwanzaa, with the awful cake? Where Ray Ray and Trayneesha fight about who ain't done got Lil' Da'Beers baby momma pregnant one more 'gain while Big T locked up over some bullshiat ass bad check shiat, fark dat shiat! And who the fark knows what the Muslims celebrate, but it mos likely involves at least one beheading and half a rape somewhere. And the Chinese don't celebrate nothing, they're too busy delivering #46 Combos to the families too lazy to cook a turkey dinner.

Anyway, Merry Christmas


Turkey is for Thanksgiving! Ham on Christmas.

/burn the heretic!!!!!
//and merry christmichhanzaabeheading
 
2013-11-17 02:26:21 PM

SomeoneDumb: wickedgrin: Always strange to see your small hometown on the Fark main page.

I loved Flagstaff and its people much more than the rest of Arizona the two times I visited. What I don't understand is why a tree from Washington state is going through there.



If I was driving that truck, I'd do everything I could to convince my "let's take it on tour all around the US so that I don't have to drive on I 90 through the Cascades and the Rockies in winter all the little kiddies can see it!"
 
2013-11-17 02:27:06 PM

FloydA: SomeoneDumb: wickedgrin: Always strange to see your small hometown on the Fark main page.

I loved Flagstaff and its people much more than the rest of Arizona the two times I visited. What I don't understand is why a tree from Washington state is going through there.


If I was driving that truck, I'd do everything I could to convince my "let's take it on tour all around the US so that I don't have to drive on I 90 through the Cascades and the Rockies in winter all the little kiddies can see it!"


I accidentally my boss.
 
2013-11-17 02:30:41 PM

THX 1138: The tree on its way to DC from Washington State.

And its route took it through Arizona?


This time of year, it is probably the best route.  Not that there isn't snow along the route, but you have a good shot of dropping down into a warmer climate if needed.  Having lived in the NW and Arizona, I would come down I-5 and come across either hook up into I-40 or down to I-10 to get out east.
 
2013-11-17 02:32:41 PM

truthseeker2083: Turkey is for Thanksgiving! Ham on Christmas.


Turkey is Thanksgiving, Beef Roast is Christmas, Ham is Easter.
 
2013-11-17 02:34:26 PM

FatherChaos: Bill O'Reilly sees this as a socialist plot from our Commie president.


You think so? Because to me it looks like he's doing the jerk off hand motion.

And his facial expression only adds more weight to my interpretation.
 
2013-11-17 02:34:42 PM

Infobahn: truthseeker2083: Turkey is for Thanksgiving! Ham on Christmas.

Turkey is Thanksgiving, Beef Roast is Christmas, Ham is Easter.



Kalops is for Christmas, Hasenpfeffer is for Easter.
 
2013-11-17 02:35:10 PM
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I'm all for Christians reading their bibles. It makes atheists.
 
2013-11-17 02:48:29 PM

truthseeker2083: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We don't celebrate Christmas because we're Christians we celebrate it because it's the best winter holiday. You'd rather celebrate Hanukkah or Channukkah or whatever? Spinning tops for 8 days while Uncle Moshe argues with Cousin Barry over where to find the best pastrami in town? And Kwanzaa, with the awful cake? Where Ray Ray and Trayneesha fight about who ain't done got Lil' Da'Beers baby momma pregnant one more 'gain while Big T locked up over some bullshiat ass bad check shiat, fark dat shiat! And who the fark knows what the Muslims celebrate, but it mos likely involves at least one beheading and half a rape somewhere. And the Chinese don't celebrate nothing, they're too busy delivering #46 Combos to the families too lazy to cook a turkey dinner.

Anyway, Merry Christmas

Turkey is for Thanksgiving! Ham on Christmas.

/burn the heretic!!!!!
//and merry christmichhanzaabeheading


No, no, no... Turkey for Thanksgiving,  Beef for Christmas.  Lamb at Easter.  Ham for family occasions.
 
2013-11-17 02:55:24 PM

wildcardjack: [www.movetoiceland.com image 585x465]

I'm all for Christians reading their bibles. It makes atheists.


I want to put that on giant plaque at one of those city hall type inclusive holiday displays just to watch fundies try to explain how the bible is both offensive to their beliefs and the literal and perfect word of god.
 
2013-11-17 03:03:25 PM

FloydA: Infobahn: truthseeker2083: Turkey is for Thanksgiving! Ham on Christmas.

Turkey is Thanksgiving, Beef Roast is Christmas, Ham is Easter.


Kalops is for Christmas, Hasenpfeffer is for Easter.


And tastes exactly like carrots.
 
2013-11-17 03:26:43 PM
Xmas music+family+present shopping+egg nog=atheist.I like the TV Yule Log, tho. Don't have a fireplace. Sniff.
 
2013-11-17 04:01:03 PM

iheartscotch: This is why we can't have nice things, you just ruined Christmas for everybody! Now, all of those little snot nosed bastards down at the orphanage are going to be harvested for their internal organs. All. Because. Of. You...


Dibs on the livers!

/Nice Chianti.
 
2013-11-17 04:49:54 PM
What's with 'scary' tag?
 
2013-11-17 05:08:20 PM
Dammit. Can we at least wait until after Thanksgiving to start our War on Christmas?
 
2013-11-17 05:25:13 PM

fusillade762: Dammit. Can we at least wait until after Thanksgiving to start our War on Christmas?


He who hesitates is lost. Soon, the pro-Christmas forces will launch their year-round campaign. The Seasonistas must respond with lightning-quick strikes if they hope to contain the Christmastists within their December boarders.
 
2013-11-17 05:35:08 PM
What's all that stuff written on the side? Obama's Corporate Masters?
 
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