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(Daily Mail)   She has a high forehead, a small nose, and a soft jaw. Are we talking about one of the world's most beautiful woman, or a silver fox running wild across the Russian countryside?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 83
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2013-11-17 09:41:41 AM
Is this going to be a Furry thread?
 
2013-11-17 09:42:43 AM
Any word on what the fox says?
 
2013-11-17 09:47:13 AM
Can make this a Furry thread, any who wish to. purrr
 
2013-11-17 09:48:08 AM
I'm just going to be the first one here to be honest, and say this:

I'd f**k that fox.

Now, I know this is a viewpoint shared by many of you.  You're just afraid to admit it.  Well too bad, because I called dibs on that fox.  That sweet, foxy ass is mine.

/really not sure where I'm going with this joke
//I went into it pretty confident, too, but kind of lost the thread midway
 
2013-11-17 09:49:19 AM

Shadowknight: I'm just going to be the first one here to be honest, and say this:

I'd f**k that fox.

Now, I know this is a viewpoint shared by many of you.  You're just afraid to admit it.  Well too bad, because I called dibs on that fox.  That sweet, foxy ass is mine.

/really not sure where I'm going with this joke
//I went into it pretty confident, too, but kind of lost the thread midway


You know someone is going to farky you for this, right?
 
2013-11-17 09:50:47 AM
Fox don't get tattoos.
 
2013-11-17 09:51:07 AM
I resemble a pug:

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Am I hot?
 
2013-11-17 09:51:37 AM
While she's an attractive lady, I don't know that I'd say she has a friendly face. She has that look to her that would make me think "Man, I bet she's a raging biatch". May not be true, but I like to judge people I don't know based on their looks.
 
2013-11-17 09:52:59 AM

texdent: Shadowknight: I'm just going to be the first one here to be honest, and say this:

I'd f**k that fox.

Now, I know this is a viewpoint shared by many of you.  You're just afraid to admit it.  Well too bad, because I called dibs on that fox.  That sweet, foxy ass is mine.

/really not sure where I'm going with this joke
//I went into it pretty confident, too, but kind of lost the thread midway

You know someone is going to farky you for this, right?


Done.
 
2013-11-17 09:55:31 AM
images.zap2it.com

Silver fox?
 
2013-11-17 09:55:55 AM

Prophet of Loss: I resemble a pug:



Am I hot?


Let's see...

High forehead
Soft (even squishy) jaw
Small nose

Yep. Hot as fark.
 
2013-11-17 09:57:02 AM
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I'm getting the weirdest boner now.
 
2013-11-17 09:57:21 AM
i6.photobucket.com


/Approves
 
2013-11-17 09:59:00 AM
Next up from the Dr. Elia Extrapolation Institute - how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
 
2013-11-17 09:59:47 AM
fc02.deviantart.net

/also approves
 
2013-11-17 09:59:52 AM

Deep Contact: Fox don't get tattoos.


A Billy Bob tat would really be a turn-off.
 
2013-11-17 10:00:33 AM

abhorrent1: She has that look to her that would make me think "Man, I bet she's a raging biatch". May not be true, but I like to judge people I don't know based on their looks.


Part of smiling is use of the eyes. My students have a running joke about me never smiling since mine is an extremely subtle change to my mouth and eyes; I find feigning a smile to be quite difficult. She, on the other hand, is feigning a smile easily, and her eyes give this away.
 
2013-11-17 10:01:20 AM

megarian: texdent: Shadowknight: I'm just going to be the first one here to be honest, and say this:

I'd f**k that fox.

Now, I know this is a viewpoint shared by many of you.  You're just afraid to admit it.  Well too bad, because I called dibs on that fox.  That sweet, foxy ass is mine.

/really not sure where I'm going with this joke
//I went into it pretty confident, too, but kind of lost the thread midway

You know someone is going to farky you for this, right?

Done.


Also Done.
 
2013-11-17 10:01:35 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

None of those comparisons seem accurate.  Angelina doesn't have a soft jaw or a small nose, and the fox doesn't have a high forehead or a flat face
 
2013-11-17 10:02:48 AM

Shadowknight: I'm just going to be the first one here to be honest, and say this:

I'd f**k that fox.

Now, I know this is a viewpoint shared by many of you.  You're just afraid to admit it.  Well too bad, because I called dibs on that fox.  That sweet, foxy ass is mine.

/really not sure where I'm going with this joke
//I went into it pretty confident, too, but kind of lost the thread midway


static.someecards.com
 
2013-11-17 10:03:15 AM

abhorrent1: While she's an attractive lady, I don't know that I'd say she has a friendly face. She has that look to her that would make me think "Man, I bet she's a raging biatch". May not be true, but I like to judge people I don't know based on their looks.


To me, her face always said "I'm going to fark you until you break.  You will cry when I'm done with you.  And you will love every minute of it."

But maybe I'm reading what I want into it.

texdent: You know someone is going to farky you for this, right?


Hopefully they know I'm not ACTUALLY a furry.  Right?  Guys?
 
2013-11-17 10:03:54 AM
The problem is when you go to bed with a fox, but wake up with a dog.

/Then you have to gnaw off your arm like a wolf.
 
2013-11-17 10:04:06 AM

rnatalie: I'm getting the weirdest boner now.


Those are pups, you creepy pedophile! That's just sick!
 
2013-11-17 10:07:05 AM

megarian: Done.


Smoking GNU: Also Done.


shiat.  I've just hope I don't become the next fark "Marine Core" thanks to a half formed, miscarried joke.
 
2013-11-17 10:10:23 AM
cdn1.cdnme.se

Wow!  Tell us moar about foxes pliese!
 
2013-11-17 10:10:51 AM
Where are the big breasted American foxes for this wild an crazy guy?
 
2013-11-17 10:13:31 AM
The article keeps saying the Russians tried to domesticate fixes, implying they weren't successful. In fact, they were very successful. The biggest obstacle is funding.
 
2013-11-17 10:15:47 AM
I immediately thought of CNN's Dana Bash. Whar jaw, whar?
 
2013-11-17 10:30:48 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-11-17 10:31:14 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2013-11-17 10:33:01 AM
I think the scientist that came up with this conclusion has been spending too much time in his lab.
 
2013-11-17 10:35:42 AM
Better example of what they're talking about

www.nndb.com
 
2013-11-17 10:36:32 AM
I can't be the only one who thinks that's either a really unflattering picture or Angelina got hit with the ugly stick.
 
2013-11-17 10:37:19 AM
I've read some stupid Daily Fail articles, but this is among the stupidest, especially when the Foxelina image is taken into consideration.
 
2013-11-17 10:38:31 AM

Draq: I can't be the only one who thinks that's either a really unflattering picture or Angelina got hit with the ugly stick.


She always looked too much like her father, and efforts to look young since she hit 40 have only made her worse. She looks like a latex Jon Voight now.
 
2013-11-17 10:43:57 AM

Shadowknight: megarian: Done.

Smoking GNU: Also Done.

shiat.  I've just hope I don't become the next fark "Marine Core" thanks to a half formed, miscarried joke.


Too late now, "Fox-Curious".
 
2013-11-17 10:45:51 AM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x379]

None of those comparisons seem accurate.  Angelina doesn't have a soft jaw or a small nose, and the fox doesn't have a high forehead or a flat face


Now that's a sexy vixen. Angelina is a bit ropey though.
 
2013-11-17 10:47:55 AM

megarian: Too late now, "Fox-Curious".


Damn it.  Well, it could be worse.  At least it's not "Dangerously Furry" or something.
 
2013-11-17 10:48:31 AM
Wow fark, you never cease to amaze me. I never thought I would get to use this gem:

i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-17 10:50:33 AM

megarian: Shadowknight: megarian: Done.

Smoking GNU: Also Done.

shiat.  I've just hope I don't become the next fark "Marine Core" thanks to a half formed, miscarried joke.

Too late now, "Fox-Curious".


i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-17 10:53:00 AM

eas81: Wow fark, you never cease to amaze me. I never thought I would get to use this gem:

[i758.photobucket.com image 486x373]


That picture is glorious in just about every damn way.
 
2013-11-17 10:53:10 AM

Shadowknight: megarian: Too late now, "Fox-Curious".

Damn it.  Well, it could be worse.  At least it's not "Dangerously Furry" or something.


Oooo I like that better. Thanks!
 
2013-11-17 10:53:51 AM

megarian: Shadowknight: megarian: Too late now, "Fox-Curious".

Damn it.  Well, it could be worse.  At least it's not "Dangerously Furry" or something.

Oooo I like that better. Thanks!


I hate you.
 
2013-11-17 10:54:06 AM

Shadowknight: megarian: Too late now, "Fox-Curious".

Damn it.  Well, it could be worse.  At least it's not "Dangerously Furry" or something.


Shadowknight       Smartest Funniest      2013-11-17 10:47:55 AM 
(favorite: "I'd f**k that fox.")
 
2013-11-17 10:54:56 AM

eas81: megarian: Shadowknight: megarian: Done.

Smoking GNU: Also Done.

shiat.  I've just hope I don't become the next fark "Marine Core" thanks to a half formed, miscarried joke.

Too late now, "Fox-Curious".


O_O

Huh. Well um...today is an interesting day.
 
2013-11-17 10:56:12 AM
www.noise11.com

Unavailable for comment...obviously.
 
2013-11-17 10:57:00 AM
i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-17 10:59:26 AM

megarian: O_O

Huh. Well um...today is an interesting day.


You're telling me.  I'm  the one that's being labeled a vulpni-sexual.
 
2013-11-17 11:02:23 AM

Draq: I can't be the only one who thinks that's either a really unflattering picture or Angelina got hit with the ugly stick.


She got way too skinny but she used to be gorgeous.
 
2013-11-17 11:03:13 AM

Shadowknight: megarian: O_O

Huh. Well um...today is an interesting day.

You're telling me.  I'm  the one that's being labeled a vulpni-sexual.


Yeah. That might be enough internet for me today, "Mr.Vulpni-Sexual."
 
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