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(Yahoo)   The Picard at the Battle of Trafalgar, the Picard who won the Nobel Prize, and soon, the Picard who scored 4 Touchdowns in 1 Game at Polk High   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 24
    More: Scary, Battle of Trafalgar, Picard, Nobel Prize, unstoppable force, NJ Devils, running back, Jerome Bettis, Sachin Tendulkar  
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2013-11-16 11:22:46 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-17 12:08:04 AM  
HOLY SH*T!

Does he have diabeetus already?
 
2013-11-17 12:35:28 AM  

NewportBarGuy: HOLY SH*T!

Does he have diabeetus already?


He won't have knees by the time he's 25.
 
2013-11-17 03:37:53 AM  
Picard and Jalad at Fatagra.
 
2013-11-17 04:17:55 AM  
400 pounds yet gets tackled easily.  looks like 5 yards a carry at best, on these highlights
should be a lead blocker instead
 
2013-11-17 04:37:05 AM  
was hoping for a married with children reboot :(

/i know sports tab but the modmins at this hr anything is possible
 
2013-11-17 05:11:07 AM  
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As for the player his football carreer is going to be over mid college from no knees/bad ankles/ or heart problems. 400 freakin pounds and still a teen? yeah that's going to do wonders for his body.
 
2013-11-17 05:16:56 AM  

Leader O'Cola: 400 pounds yet gets tackled easily.  looks like 5 yards a carry at best, on these highlights
should be a lead blocker instead



His coach claims that opposing teams usually assign five defenders to bring this guy down, which gives the rest of the offense an open field. He's a 400-pound decoy who can't be ignored.
 
2013-11-17 05:24:05 AM  
Unfortunate, he probably won't live much past 35 at that size.
 
2013-11-17 05:46:03 AM  
Ahh, memories... Don't weight anything close to that (especially not during middle school), but I was nearly impossible to take down in our after-season flag football rules (sideline to sideline w/ full contact) scrims against the rest of the team. Coaches were laughing so hard wishing they'd used me occasionally for kick returns...
 
2013-11-17 06:24:12 AM  

Leader O'Cola: 400 pounds yet gets tackled easily.  looks like 5 yards a carry at best, on these highlights
should be a lead blocker instead


That's what I thought. The couple of decent runs he had were from a huge push from the oline that one of the other presumably faster running backs would have probably scored on. I guess a video titled "watch a fat fullback get five yards then fall over" doesn't get the hits.
 
2013-11-17 08:08:42 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Unfortunate, he probably won't live much past 35 at that size.


Andre the Giant, we hardly knew ye.
 
2013-11-17 08:25:16 AM  
Sounds like they were hoisted by their own picard.
 
2013-11-17 08:35:36 AM  
makeameme.org
 
2013-11-17 08:40:56 AM  
He's slow and runs standing up. If he goes on to the next level they will ring his bell like the cowbell player at a Blue Oyster Cult concert.
 
2013-11-17 08:42:45 AM  
That... is a very big man. O_O
 
2013-11-17 08:53:07 AM  
THERE ARE FOUR TOUCHDOWNS!
 
2013-11-17 09:11:20 AM  
i2.cdnds.net
 
2013-11-17 11:18:30 AM  
Temba, his arms wide!
 
2013-11-17 12:48:15 PM  
You rang?
 
2013-11-17 09:54:23 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Temba, his arms wide!


Shaka, when the walls fell.
 
2013-11-17 10:16:53 PM  

Licktown: Bith Set Me Up: Temba, his arms wide!

Shaka, when the walls fell.


Uzani, his army with fists open.
 
2013-11-18 12:55:33 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Temba, his arms wide!


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-18 01:57:54 PM  
Been a while since I've seen the WishBone formation in use.  Gotta hand it to the full back (up the middle) to make them respect it.
 
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